Brainless Heartless and a Little Bit Cannibalistic

Rue. 20s. US.

[ked-r]

I hope I'm more than just a weird mutual to you, I'm also the weird mutual who inexplicably gets into hockey

Follow me @seattletorrents :)

[ceruleanheaven]

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

[funstyle]

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

[rybieradio]

Mama balloon dogs and the balloonlings

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[toruandmidori]

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[melonwah]

[con970654]

who up destroying their health

[scaryhagmother]

Absolutely not are you out of your mind

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

[saltwater-stranded]

seal in a bubble bath

source

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.