little miss happiness.

-tumblr under construction- Night gathers, and now my blogging begins. It shall not end until my death. You know, I would be lost without my bloggers. I like scarves. Scarves are cool. I also like mugs filled with tea – actually I like mugs in general.

[kultmogul-deactivated20251013]

Ferenc winked at you. Reblog this post in 10 seconds and you will get some víg esztendőket!

[szonyegeteklajos]

ideje van, FERENC!!!!

[interstellar-wanderer]

*Disney’s Star Wars Universe at the verge of collapse after a failed trilogy + Solo movie*

Pedro Pascal:

[thepoisonofthefirstbite]

The netherlands remembering that we don’t even have a big enough stadium to host eurovision 2020:

[kennamikaelson]

america: met gala

europe an intellectual: eurovision

[protect-and-love-animals]

Me always in winter

[imstillnegerfromtheblock]

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[mapsontheweb]

World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed.

[marrow-bone]

If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[byeronman]

if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background

[nico-robin-official]

Yondu died because he had the most overpowered ability and could solo the entirety of The Avengers without even moving.

[see-arcane]

#thanos: u shouldve gone for the head :)#yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru t hanos’ skull (via @mechalesbian)

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[geekandmisandry]

No one ever needed a backstory for Nagini. We were set. Big snake. Voldemort talks to big snake.

That was it.

[babblingbedlam]

All I wanted from this movie franchise, was to see a cute Hufflepuff journey around the world studying magical creatures. Where is that meme…

FBaWtFT: Crimes of Grindelwald: We provided Nagini with a backstory!

Me: You ruined a perfectly good story about a great Hufflepuff. Look at it! It’s got Jonny Depp in it!

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[musinvenusian]

Lmao pls

[blkbruja]

y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

[yaheartchakra]

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

[taxidermy-tits]

your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.

one more time.

your partner is not your therapist.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

also if I may hop onto this, I REALLY hate when people try to spin “therapists only listen because it’s their job” as a BAD thing. can you imagine if we tried to apply that to literally any other profession?

“why take your phone into the store to get it fixed? they don’t care about you, they’re only doing their job.”

“I don’t want to order a pizza. they’re not making it for me out of the goodness of their hearts, they’re only doing it because it’s their job.”

“why didn’t you just have your girlfriend do that surgery instead of going to a stranger who only saved your life because it’s their job?”

it’s their job because they are better equipped to do it than the other people in your life. jesus christ. 

[janiedean]

and tbh that’s also valid for your friends not just your romantic partners

[adeles]

Happy Mean Girls Day (2018)! October 3rd falls on a Wednesday this year so we wear pink. Dress accordingly!

[estradiol]

hating and being disgusted by women isn’t gay culture it’s misogyny babes and it makes u ugly

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[illliciumverum]

Nagyon olcsó külön lakást keres Budapesten bárhol

Anyukám és az autista rákos öcsém. Ez pontosan olyan szörnyű, mint aminek hangzik, anyukám egész nap őt ápolja. Kirugtak őket a lakásból, ahol most laknak, mert eladják a házat. Szoval bárki bármirol hall/tud, írjon legyszi.

[enk1du]

segítsetek a Pannicsaládnak!

[szopiszuri-deactivated20190427]

hátha.

[szonyegeteklajos]

@kozszolg