Yona

Born beautiful.

[markvomit]

[ladygreytea]

need a gf who can drive asap so we can use my national trust for scotland membership any volunteers ?

[ladyshrimp]

HELLO?? u gave me up

[ladyshrimp]

It's national shrimp day

WHAT

[ladyshrimp]

What’s funny is now our bills and electric will go up bc we will actually need to do a food shop bc I will be eating dinner at home every night lol

[ladyshrimp]

I’m gonna leave my job and I’m gonna get a new job at a place and I’m gonna have weekends off and drink wine and cook dinner in the evening and take my puppy to school at 8-9pm on a Thursday evening and I’m NEVER GONNA PULL A PINT OF HEVERLEE EVER AGIAM

[ladyshrimp]

Finally leaving the illegal hell hole through which I have funded the last 6 years of my life for a job that pays more for under half the hours!

[ladyshrimp]

I GOT A NEW FREAKINH JOB

[ladyshrimp]

I’m gonna leave my job and I’m gonna get a new job at a place and I’m gonna have weekends off and drink wine and cook dinner in the evening and take my puppy to school at 8-9pm on a Thursday evening and I’m NEVER GONNA PULL A PINT OF HEVERLEE EVER AGIAM

[ladyshrimp]

Bruh

[ladyshrimp]

Are you a postie

No

I’m not sorry. I realise I have been misleading

[ladyshrimp]

How do you add to a reblog now

[ladyshrimp]

I don’t want to be a postman

[ladyshrimp]

I asked my manager for the day off to go to my puppies graduation and he said “come on mate”

[ladyshrimp]

At work recently my colleagues will be all (2) talking about a party they went to and then they will turn to me and say “Iona how was puppy school yesterday?” And it’s fucked up because I know they mean it

[ladyshrimp]

Kitchens cupboards should only be painted blue

[ladyshrimp]

Fucked up how getting every thing u ever wanted doesn’t make u happy? Uhm ok?

[ladyshrimp]

I don’t k now who any of you are now monacleemoji