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Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

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Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

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@deafarcher

#hawkeye core

dirtyriver

What if Mickey and Friends Became The Avengers #1, written by Steve Behling (plot) and Luca Barbieri (script), interior art and cover by Alessandro Pastrovicchio

#i love daisy-sif #mashups #comics #donald duck #mickey mouse

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Alligator Loki Infinity Comic (2022) #46

#THAT AN ALLIGATOR SIF #THIS IS NOT A DRILL THERE'S AN ALLIGATOR SIF #comics #loki #asgators #or alligardians

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1 - Volstagg’s stunt axe from Thor. Stunt version of Volstagg’s axe of the type seen in the spectacular battle between Thor, his friends and the Frost Giants. Measures 40 in. long.

2 - Hogun ornate stunt mace from Thor. This stylized stunt prop is the signature weapon of Hogun that is first seen in the very first melee between Thor and his crew versus the Frost Giants. In the film, Hogun activates the mace, which dramatically deploys its severe metal spikes.

3 - Fandral’s stunt cutlass from Thor. Fandral’s signature weapon is visible during the initial battle between Thor’s warriors and the Frost Giants. Measures 34 ¼ in. long with soft rubber hand guard.

4 - Sif’s Stunt Asgardian sword from Thor. In the battle scene between Thor’s faithful friends and the Frost Giants, Sif assembles two of her Asgardian swords transforming them into a double-bladed weapon, which she uses to dispatch her foes. Measures approx. 36 in.

5 - Sif’s double-sided sword from Thor. This is a 72 in. long stunt sword. This is the signature weapon of Sif who assembles it by locking two individual swords together back to back. Sif causes havoc with this weapon in the opening battle with her leader Thor against the Frost Giants.

curtvilescomic

Lady Sif by Walter Simonson c1983

#comics

prokopetz

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

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@icouldkillyouwiththistray @deafarcher

#dragons

tamsoj

Lidia Yuknavitch, Dora: A Headcase

HEYOOO

look at this overgrown wireless charger

#thor

godsdoom

Lady Sif & Loki

#sifki #this is some classic content

sohelish

@ladysifwarriorborn

When the Klingon woman invited Helena for a “game night,” the latter suspected to be “in for some fun” and was ready to be amazed. She’d never been offered an opportunity such as this one. However, soon, she realised she should have expected to take a stand.

It all began with a harmless round of Klingon checkers. A trifle amusement between acquaintances. Yet her counterpart took the honoured game so seriously that when she noted Hel give in easily, which resulted in her defeat, she insisted the human play her best match or fight her in armed combat. Her blonde companion obliged, and that brought forth a different issue. A stalemate.

After hours of stagnation, Helena finally offered a solution: were they to get drunk, perhaps one would lose quicker, in possession of a clouded mind. The Klingon woman only laughed at that, for she was no weakling and could hold her liquor. Unfortunately, Hel could as well.

A few additional hours later, the game night became a drunken challenge. And still, not one woman fell. The next suggestion was pure madness induced by the over-consumption of the bloodwine.

That is how both women found themselves staring at a bowl filled to the brim with lemons. Hel’s misty eyes lazily travelled over the sour fruit, her smirk lopsided. ‘Shall we begin?’ The stutter in her speech was highly noticeable.

#hahhahaa amazing!#thank you squishy!#sif is a klingon au #star trek #sif eats the lemons unpeeled btw