the darkest night will end and the sun will rise

vap ♡ any prns

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

[northerlyfilms]

15 years of aeiou

july 17 2010

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[needsmoreexplosions]

so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

[amitysquare]

lol we had a lecture on urinary incontinence yesterday and then went to dinner after and all discussed our various forms of pelvic floor dysfunction that we have in our late 20s and early 30s ❤️ so glad to know i'm not alone even tho I've been pregnant 0 times

[dogpuppy]

[yellow-cat]

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[helenvaughans]

[amitysquare]

I loved med school . Residency... well it will be a long four years and i can't wait for it to end lmao

[depsidase]

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[kosmogrl]

I need to change my whole life

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle