Michel

American Colony Gunsmith

[laelapspersonified]

Charlotte insisted I introduce myself here with the rest of the whelps. My name is Michel Volkov, I was a Second Lieutenant with the US Marines in the old world.

I'm 22, if it matters.

I'm Roy! Follows will come from @liquid-wrench ! I'm 21, so please do NOT dm me if you're a minor! Public interactions are fine as long as you're not being inappropriate. DMs will be answered ooc, asks will he ic!

If you like smth like sengen pls block me

Please do not speak romantically, or even flirt with, Michel if you yourself is not 18 or older! Same with your oc! They must be over the age of 18 for the entire series!

MICHEL IS NOT A NICE MAN. HE LACKS BASIC MORALS AND UNFORTUNATELY MAKES IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM. He's like a mini Stanley except he doesn't get a redemption arc and I won't give him one

HE IS NOT OPEN TO AND WILL NOT BE OPEN TO SHIPS

Ooc posts will be tagged as Admin Speaks

- ppssst I also run @foxishqualities & @illrustwithyou

[thesnyder-brun-official]

I sometimes think "I'm so immature", and then I remember my time in the Marines. We were just like that.

If you were ever in the military, your humor is broken forever, good luck

[laelapspersonified]

Who's "we"? I refused to let childish idocracies become my downfall.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

AKA: This guy never had any fun.

[laelapspersonified]

I find fun in better uses of my time.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

I sometimes think "I'm so immature", and then I remember my time in the Marines. We were just like that.

If you were ever in the military, your humor is broken forever, good luck

[laelapspersonified]

Who's "we"? I refused to let childish idocracies become my downfall.

[altarius-manera]

Finally what seems to be a respectable person on here. A pleasure.

( @laelapspersonified )

“Hello Michel. ^^ A pleasure to see you too. Care to join me for a run at 0500 tomorrow?”

[laelapspersonified]

I would enjoy that. Where do you start yours? I'll meet you there.

[altarius-manera]

“Cornfield runway. Then we do laps around the lake!”

[laelapspersonified]

I'll be there.

[altarius-manera]

Finally what seems to be a respectable person on here. A pleasure.

( @laelapspersonified )

“Hello Michel. ^^ A pleasure to see you too. Care to join me for a run at 0500 tomorrow?”

[laelapspersonified]

I would enjoy that. Where do you start yours? I'll meet you there.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Sometimes I have to smile at people so they know I'm not gonna kill them.

[laelapspersonified]

Why bother? If they want to believe something, that's their problem.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

If my allies are under the impression that I wish to harm them, that's something that needs to change.

[laelapspersonified]

Allies should know better.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Sometimes I have to smile at people so they know I'm not gonna kill them.

[laelapspersonified]

Why bother? If they want to believe something, that's their problem.

[laelapspersonified]

I grow restless with nothing to do.

[great-horned-hua]

“One could assist me in moving boxes of my equipment from one building to the next~ A little lady such as myself could only carry so much.”

[laelapspersonified]

And yet I do not find myself bored enough to do grunt work. You being a woman has no stance on you being able to move your own boxes.

I'm a marine, not a lab assistant.

[great-horned-hua]

“Ah, so stiff.... Does one's spine not shatter from being so.. wound up~?”

[laelapspersonified]

I simply don't care for menial labor.

[illrustwithyou]

I have a pigeon and his name is Michel Jr because he won't stop fuckign biting me

[laelapspersonified]

Do you have an issue with me?

[laelapspersonified]

I grow restless with nothing to do.

[great-horned-hua]

“One could assist me in moving boxes of my equipment from one building to the next~ A little lady such as myself could only carry so much.”

[laelapspersonified]

And yet I do not find myself bored enough to do grunt work. You being a woman has no stance on you being able to move your own boxes.

I'm a marine, not a lab assistant.

[laelapspersonified]

I grow restless with nothing to do.

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

Your banner is staring into my soul😰😰😰

Don’t worry.

It usually picks one person per week.

// I know, I have it saved as "Stanley - Intimidating" for a reason. But he was just missing Xeno. 🥺

[stone-planter]

"What does this mean...?"

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

Don’t think too much about that.

[stone-planter]

"Most likely going to now... sorry."

[chronically-lost-emo]

Wait what? Is this is how you get your targets stan?

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

No.

Though I appreciate everyone voluntarily identifying themselves.

Saves me time.

[laelapspersonified]

It's always interesting when they incriminate themselves.

[magic4cola]

here's an internet question for you~ If there was a dog cornering someone you don't know, would you do? would you help the stranger? help the dog?

[laelapspersonified]

Dogs don't act without reason. They're born and bred to listen to the man, to sit and stay when they're told to.

If there's someone they refuse to follow? There's likely a reason.

[scissorsaint]

nice wound. Could use some salt though

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Bread taste better than key

Yes, I would assume so. Metal doesn't taste very good

[foxishqualities]

would prefer metal over bread .

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Are. Are you okay.

Don't eat metal.

[nanami-sai-official]

I’d prefer metal too.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

In the sense of, "let's get the key and break out of here", yes

[nanami-sai-official]

Was that the context? I thought you just meant eating it.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Do you drink blood.

[nanami-sai-official]

Noo. That feels oddly specific.

[laelapspersonified]

Blood is metallic. That's why.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Bread taste better than key

Yes, I would assume so. Metal doesn't taste very good

[foxishqualities]

would prefer metal over bread .

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Are. Are you okay.

Don't eat metal.

[laelapspersonified]

I wouldn't entertain that man. There's something deeply wrong with him.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

There's something deeply wrong with all of us.

Ryusui just chucked chocolate at me hello

Chocolate bar spinning at you at max speed in zero gravity

[laelapspersonified]

And yet I don't think he's complaining about preferring to eat metal over bread.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Bread taste better than key

Yes, I would assume so. Metal doesn't taste very good

[foxishqualities]

would prefer metal over bread .

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Are. Are you okay.

Don't eat metal.

[laelapspersonified]

I wouldn't entertain that man. There's something deeply wrong with him.