MentalMagician

Rp blog !! Gen asagiri from dr. Stone

[calciumcarbo-bot]

[ SYSTEM LOG // VOICE OUTPUT ACTIVE ]

IDENTIFICATION: “Leader Unit”

STATUS: Integrity failure detected.

CLASSIFICATION: Behavioral anomaly [ INFIDELITY PROTOCOL BREACH ].

ASSESSMENT: Subject is designated “leader.” Subject has been recorded engaging in unauthorized multi-affiliation romantic interaction.

CONCLUSION:

Trust parameter is [ COMPROMISED ]. System update to user file. [ Senku Ishigami ] affiliated with the alias [ CHEATING SCUMBAG ].

@stone2stars @senku-ishigami-official

[stone2stars]

Tch—!

Hey! Hey. WHO programmed you to run that diagnostic, you tin-skinned traitor?!

There is zero scientific justification for you broadcasting my personal data like it’s a public research paper! And “CHEATING SCUMBAG”? That’s not even a validated classification system, you malfunctioning calculator.

I swear to Atom, I will take you apart bolt by bolt and rebuild you as a toaster with the IQ of a rock.

[magic4cola]

Oh my, seems Senku-Chan is caught in a delicious trap of his own making!!

[stone2stars]

About my last comment, who’s that person? Thought you trusted more in Kohaku. Don’t let us without an answer.

Kohaku's reliable. That's just objective fact. But there's one other person I'd trust with my life.

Who, though? Kukuku! Use your brain.

@definitelynotagorilla

[pumpkin-geography]

Is it Gen-chan? Chrome-chan? Taiju-chan? those are my only guesses..

[magic4cola]

Me? Oh my my~ I ouldcay hardly defend Senku with a dedicated stick!

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science?

Easy.

It’s Gen.

Not because he’s loud. That would be manageable.

It’s because every conversation with him feels like you’ve walked into a meeting where the agenda is “let’s see how long it takes before you realize you’ve already lost.”

He doesn’t answer questions.

He redirects them.

Politely. Constantly. Like a professional obstructionist with a smile.

Everyone else is straightforward in their own way:

Kohaku will just hit you if she disagrees.

Senku will explain why you’re wrong in detail you didn’t request.

Gen is the only one who makes you feel like the conversation was optional for him the entire time.

[magic4cola]

How cruel!! I just enjoy the dance of a conversation

Was this because of that one time I convinced you we had no more cigarettes?~

But your darling Xeno told me Hes been wanting you to stop, how could I stand idly by?~

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

Right.

So we’re calling sabotage a “dance of conversation” now.

I see.

Convincing me I had no cigarettes was not clever persuasion.

It was calculated misinformation, dressed up as concern.

I’m impressed you’re proud of that.

And bringing Xeno into this as moral reinforcement is… ambitious.

Incorrect, but ambitious.

I don’t care what Xeno “wants.”

Xeno wants a lot of things that belong firmly in the category of unnecessary stressors.

If you need to frame this as “for my benefit” to justify it to yourself, I won’t stop you.

But I would strongly advise you not to do it again.

Or else...

// That was so creative, perfect reasoning for Gen btw.

[magic4cola]

My my!… what a… convincing! ..arguement!… point well made mr. Snyder!

// thank you i was bullshitting

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science?

Easy.

It’s Gen.

Not because he’s loud. That would be manageable.

It’s because every conversation with him feels like you’ve walked into a meeting where the agenda is “let’s see how long it takes before you realize you’ve already lost.”

He doesn’t answer questions.

He redirects them.

Politely. Constantly. Like a professional obstructionist with a smile.

Everyone else is straightforward in their own way:

Kohaku will just hit you if she disagrees.

Senku will explain why you’re wrong in detail you didn’t request.

Gen is the only one who makes you feel like the conversation was optional for him the entire time.

[magic4cola]

How cruel!! I just enjoy the dance of a conversation

Was this because of that one time I convinced you we had no more cigarettes?~

But your darling Xeno told me Hes been wanting you to stop, how could I stand idly by?~

[magic4cola]

My dear internet friends!’n

Here’s a question for you~

If someone threatened to lock you up forever in a place where the Sun wouldn’t even reach so your friend could go free and never have to worry about anything, would you do it?

How many of you are altruistic out there? Heros? Your freedom for theirs!

[magic4cola]

ANOTHER???? HELL YEAH WE GOT ANOTHER GEN

here have a housewarming gift i made it myself

The more the merrier isnt it?~

Oh and thank you kindly, that looks to die for!

[magic4cola]

pick a card any card

Oh?~ a trick for lil ol’ me?.. hah! Well then i choose one!

Now how would this work? Oh darling anon?~

[magic4cola]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Annoying? Oh how could i ossibly-pay say such things? ..

All of the people in the kingdom of science are very important and all of them are extrodinary!

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Thoughhhhh..

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I make sure to keep my business short with ginro-chan hehe~

[putcreativenamehere]

Senku making slime for Suika and the other village kids.

(idk if he'd have access to the resources for it but let's pretend he does)

[mystikelh]

An unfortunate accident involving too energetic kids lead to Gen getting slime stuck all over his hair.

Senku has to use some science to safely remove it while trying to not laugh be all cool in front of him.

[putcreativenamehere]

Oh Senku definitely fails at not laughing, he even teases Gen that they might have to shave his head to get it all out 😂😂😂

[sofiadragon]

The problem wouldn't be the slime - enough soap will get it out - it's the coloring. That perfectly pure white hair might be stained by the blue-green copper based color or the red-purple sugarbeat extract.

[putcreativenamehere]

*gasp* 😱 oh no! Poor Gen 😭😭😭

[magic4cola]

i am convincing senku to NOT!! make slime

[magic4cola]

Do you like dogs or cats more?

If you answer wrong i'll petrify you

Ouh… how terrifying~

Though I’m impartial to both, I do appreciate how solitary cats can be

However~ dogs are incredibly oyal-lay and do whatever you say!

[magic4cola]

You truly are beautiful! Have a cola *gives cola*

Oh my my~ what a charmer

How could i eny-day such a tempting offerrrr~

[magic4cola]

here's an internet question for you~ If there was a dog cornering someone you don't know, would you do? would you help the stranger? help the dog?

[pumpkin-geography]

What's the context here?? Is the person uncomfy? Is the dog want food? Is the dog mean?

[teal-morphsuit-guy-offical]

Is the dog want food

[pumpkin-geography]

Yeah

[magic4cola]

What a conversation, truly a pinicle of the human lexicon…

[magic4cola]

your favorite scientific invention of the stone world? (besides cola)

Inally-fay!

My favorite scientific invention?~ hmmm

Perhaps the telephone… or even the recorder! Tricking people into thinking i was lillain was one of the best tricks i know

And how can a mentalist truly live up to his repuation without a crowd to preform for?~

[magic4cola]

I was told to open my inbox to be asked things and i haven’t gotten a single ask! Oh the humanity! Toy with my heart like a cat playing with a string!

[thesnyder-brun-official]

I'm afraid you CANNOT being talking

[magic4cola]

Oh! Even more shots being aimed for a mere mentalist!! How cruel a world we live in…

[magic4cola]

I was told to open my inbox to be asked things and i haven’t gotten a single ask! Oh the humanity! Toy with my heart like a cat playing with a string!

[magic4cola]

here's an internet question for you~ If there was a dog cornering someone you don't know, would you do? would you help the stranger? help the dog?

[magic4cola]

How azy-cray for Senku-Chan to make the internet again!