“Okay, so yesterday was a bad day.”
“Wish there was a way to prove I’m not such a goof-up.”
“You’re a hero! An ugly, ugly, ugly hero!”
“That was pretty cool, ___. Also really dumb.”
“So is punching part of friendship?”
“Hey, sorry I almost got us killed today.”
“Just one of Mother Nature’s horrible mistakes.”
“This world is messed up.”
“That’s kinda messed up, man.”
“The moment has passed, hasn’t it?”
“You set ‘em up, and I’ll knock ‘em down.”
“No telling what creepy critters are swimming around.”
“It’s fun cause it doesn’t hurt! ….ow.”
“They’re gonna eat each other alive.”
“How is it still so hot in here!?”
“I don’t know what it is but I love it!”
“Don’t you dare talk about pineapple on my pizza.”
“I’ve seen your death in my mind.”
“Please don’t tell me where it comes from.”
“Who knew ultimate flavor could be so painful?”
“___, there’s a big difference between courage and stupidity.”
“Must be painful to make so little sense all the time.”
“Yeah, deep down we’re just a couple of softies, ain’t we?”
“Always gotta make it about you, don’t you?”
“Okay, that was the smartest thing I ever said.”
“…sensing something is wrong.”
“I don’t wanna die in a basement!”
“What is this demonic nonsense?”
“___, this show has beautiful people doing dumb things while stuff explodes. It’s literally perfect.”
“Pretty sure I just got played.”
“That woman is everything I wanna be.”
“Impressive. Kinda scary, but impressive.”
“Finally, the luxury I deserve.”
“I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore.”
“I’m here for the drama.”
“I’m sure this’ll make sense in a minute.”
“It’s dumb, but fun to watch.”
“Where was I? Oh right, crippling sadness.”
“___, there’s more to life than spitting and hitting stuff.”
“You are really not selling me on this place.”
“You’re really easy to trick.”
“Do you like being randomly attacked?”
“That’s, uhh… that’s pretty dark.”
“You’re soft, ___, like a baby.”
“Could you, like, turn down the creep? Just a bit?”
“Man, all I wanted to do today is get muddy and eat people.”
“Wow, that’s uncharacteristically generous of you.”
“Just find a nice tree to leave me under.”
“Oh wow this looks unsafe. We HAVE to go down there!”
“Uh, did we just get locked in here?”
“Who wouldn’t wanna steal this stuff?”
“Looks like my day just got a lot more challenging.”
“There, there, you beautiful, disgusting thing.”
“Love is the cruelest weapon.”
“___, no pressure but we’re gonna die.”
“Well, it looks like this meal’s a bust. Who wants to eat out?”
“Assassinating your critics, I love it!”
“Now it’s like nothing happened.”
“Make promises you can’t keep and junk.”
“I’ve been here too long.”
“Nothing like cracking your neck after a long drive.”
“Give me that ding dang thing!”
“If it was respect you were looking for, you sure lost mine.”
“Get them to love you and they’ll do anything for you.”
“Don’t stare into the abyss, ___.”
“This… this is pretty sad.”
“Been a long time since I danced with someone.”
“That reference means nothing to me.”
“Is it safe to look yet?”
“The acting troupe had to cancel on account of, well, being eaten on the way here.”
“What matters is that I’m here to take care of you.”
“All you gotta do is smile and be friendly.”
“Am I crazy or is he making sense?”
“If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom practicing my distinguished expression.”
“That’s, uhh, hard to say no to.”
“Just let it happen, ___.”
“C’mon, help me break the door down.”
“Okay, okay, okay. Enough death already.”
“Wouldn’t we be better off preparing by diving into deadly situations?”
“That is some steampunky nonsense right there.”
“Don’t fall, I won’t catch you!”
“Is this a ‘we gotta go now’ thing or can I finish eating?”
“This is totally different. This is about me!”
“Well, I’ve got a house to break into, so…”
“That’s gonna be hard to forget.”
“Uhh, yeah, you need help, bud. This is deranged.”
“I don’t want your pity cookies.”
“So, turns out tonight’s events were a tad traumatic…”
“That’s kinda personal and you’re kinda basically an unstable stranger.”
“Wow, flying? What a great way to spy on my enemies.”
“Ehh, we’ll fix it when we get back.”
“Well, that was a waste of time.”
“Don’t put your hand in there!”
“There’s absolutely nothing familiar here.”
“Well, that didn’t feel balanced.”
“Now we’re both cowards!”
“Well, you do give off a creepy vibe.”
“I may look nice, but I’m petty and vengeful on the inside.”
“Not only am I petty, but I’m very unforgiving.”
“Hey, can’t you see I’m trying to pass on!?”
“Well, this is horrible.”
“Ehh, who am I kidding? I’ll eat it.”
“I don’t usually do ‘team sports’, I do ‘me sports’.”
“Well, shoot, I’m crying ‘cause that was beautiful.”
“She may be gigantic but she’s also a child.”
“___, you seem oddly invested.”
“I have all this anger and I don’t know what to do with it!”
“I’m looking forward to seeing this thing go down in flames.”
“I can’t wait to abuse this power!”
“___, this isn’t cute anymore.”
“Oh, she’s totally freaking out.”
“Oh, if you gonna bring it, then bring it.”
“Do you ever stop talking!?”
“Oh, come on, a dagger!?”
“Look at me, look at me. Everything’s gonna be totally fine, alright?”
“Maybe you’re better off without me.”
