Unbetitelt

[useless-bisaster]

ADHD Moods: A Collection

* Bored.

* move move move move move move move move move

* “What month is it again?”

* SHIT

* “Aren’t you supposed to leave at 3:00?” “Yeah but it’s only like 1:30 I’ve got time” “Dude it’s like 2:57” “FUCK”

* Focus level: non-existent

* Focus level: EXTREME

* “Listen I know you told me to do this thing and explained it three times already but could you maybe explain it again”

* “I forgot”

* MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE

* I had three assignments due today and I forgot about all of them kill me

* The face you make when a NT tells you to “just write it down”

* MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE

* “Can I touch your stim toy?” “NO”

* It’s been 14 hours since I ate bc I forgot

* It’s been 38 hours since I ate bc I forgot

* “iF it wAs imPoRTanT yoU wOuLd’Ve rEmeMbeReD iT”

* “When the hell was the last time I showered?”

* Yes I know I need to calm down but THEYRE TALKING ABOUT MY HYPERFIXATION OVER THERE

* MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE

* I’m hungry but all I want is strawberry jello

* Too Much™

[bpdpeter]

someone: so how are you?

me: *tries to recall the 734 feelings i’ve cycled through that day* uh

[laetitiabranchi]

Kokospudding und Hähnchen mit Zucchini :))) #keto #simplyketo @simply_keto #ketochallenge (hier: Berlin, Germany)

[laetitiabranchi]

#yammi aus der #simplyketo #ketochallenge 😊😊😊 @simply_keto #keto #diet #fructosefree (hier: Berlin, Germany)

[addonewiththis]

I have ADHD because the universe had to nerf me since I was too powerful

[thin-derella-deactivated2019051]

Reminder to myself

Just because you’re upset, overworked and tired does that not mean you have to eat to feel better.

You don’t need food to feel better.

Food is no solution.

Don’t eat!

[skinnyplease77]

Pizza or collarbones?

Cake or that gap between your thighs?

Chocolate or hipbones?

Ice cream or a lovely flat stomach?

Ugly FAT girl or beautiful THIN girl?

[pretaporte]

I’m fucking rolling with these keto memes.

[laetitiabranchi]

Oh yeah

[bipolarblueberries]

Fear not, neurodivergents, here’s a handy dandy translation for all the dumb shit neurotypicals say!

“Have you taken your meds?” = “Your anger is completely justified but it makes me look bad so I’ll devalued it.”

“Have you tried green tea/diet cleanse/more squash/butter coffee, ect.?” = “I have no actual idea what a mental illness can do to a person but these things perk me up when I get kinda sad sometimes.”

“Your symptoms aren’t even that bad!” = “It makes me feel better to downplay your symptoms so I’ll do it.”

“At least you don’t have cancer.” = “Someone may have it worse, so that means you shouldn’t feel bad or have a bad day.”

“I got into an argument with my friend, I’m so depressed.” = “I’m sad right now but I’ll be fine tomorrow.”

“Wow, that picture frame is a little dusty! Sorry, I’m so OCD!” = “I have a very limited and stereotypical knowledge of OCD.”

“I wish I could laze around in bed all day!” = “I have no idea what a mental illness can do to a person and probably I won’t believe anyone who tries to tell me otherwise.”

“Oh, come on. Is it REALLY that bad?” = “I don’t think it’s that bad so it isn’t.”

“I’m sorry you feel that way.” = “I did something wrong and hurtful but I hate acknowledging my shortcomings so if you think about it, it’s your fault for having feelings.”

“But you’re too pretty/smart/funny/nice to have a mental illness!” = “I have a very narrow and most likely negative veiw of what mental illness is and I find it surprising that a person with a mental illness can be any one.”

And many more to come! Feel free to add your own, after all, this shit show never ends!

[laetitiabranchi]

Oh you have a mental illness? Please let me tell u all the things why i think it doesnt even exist and your real problem are thr things that cure u. Aka i have no problems so no one has

[super-lazer-piss]

Rant/Vent Warning

I absolutely HATE those jokes of “When a skinny person asks for a diet drink, I give them regular.”. I’m 5’7 and only weigh 98 pounds, so I would be one of the targets for this joke. However, I order diet because I have a severe Fructose Malabsorbance problem. I was horribly sick for years before they figured out what was wrong; I have to be very strict about having nothing with fructose in it. Most diet drinks do not have Fructose, while their regular counterparts usually have it as their first ingredient. If I were to get a regular Pepsi rather than Diet, both me and my intestines will go through absolute Hell.

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to live #497

Relaxing bubble baths or bath bombs

[recklesslystarving-2]

If you’re starving to be skinny clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you struggle to stop binging clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you wanna be real perfect

And you think its really worth it

If you’re starving to be skinny clap your hands

*clap clap*

[bittersummer]

*claps furiously*

[littletetra]

Analogies I’ve Come Up With for the Feelings I Have When I Eat or Drink Fructose (part 1) AKA Allergies and Analogies

1. Feels like my stomach is ground beef being kneaded for meatballs.

2. (Currently experiencing) Feels like my stomach is being wrapped in a towel soaked in acid.

3. Feels like my brain is stuffed with cottonballs.

4. Feels like my stomach and a blender switched places.

5. Feels like my stomach is a test subject for inexperienced acupuncturists.

Please add your allergies and analogies.

[stillstarving-andsad]

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to live #498

Live for watching the movies that may or may not be coming out, for all the buckets of popcorn you’ve yet to eat with your super cute movie date. - Guest Submission

[laetitiabranchi]

Gw2 is love. Gw2 is life. ❤️ #gw2 #mmo

[funnyjoke]

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