2021 fic masterlist 🖤🪦⚔️
lessons in scarring your parents
rating: M | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 1291
tags: established relationship, crack treated seriously, implied sexual content, secret relationship
Baz decides to show his parents some of his innocent favourite photos from the year on his phone, but his phone camera roll’s algorithm has other plans.
slippery as an eel
rating: E | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 2043
tags: explicit sexual content, monsterfucking, magical mishaps
Baz makes a rather Simon-like error in assuming that “slippery as an eel” is nothing more than a lube-making spell.
all the things we could have
rating: G | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 2456
tags: canon compliant, awkward first dates, slight angst, violence
Baz takes Simon on their first date on Valentine’s Day, but it doesn’t turn out how either of them expect.
joining the dots
rating: E | chapters: 2/2 | word count: 15705
tags: accidental marriage, watford setting, explicit sexual content, fluff
Desperate to prove a point to Penny, Simon casts a spell that’s meant to reveal his true feelings for someone — “Kiss, Marry, Kill” — on Baz. Predictably, the spell backfires.
married to my mugger
rating: T | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 1720
tags: crack, meet-ugly, tyler pitch, just a mess, no actual marriage sorry
Simon was kind of hoping to get home in one piece tonight. He definitely wasn’t expecting for some bloke with a knife to steal his phone, and he was even less expecting to fall in love with that bloke. Written for Crack Fest 2021!
swimming between your thighs
rating: E | chapters: 2/? | word count: 5106
tags: explicit sexual content, getting together, good old sapphic horniness
(Fem!Snowbaz) Simon is just curious, really, if Baz would ever consider sleeping with her. This whole thing is actually turning out better than she thought it would.
























