emily 📜

writer / artist @laeveleve 𝗈𝗇 𝖨𝖦 and AO3 // sideblog, i can only follow back from @lyregay sorry :( there may be NSFW content here!

[laeve-leve]

2021 fic masterlist 🖤🪦⚔️

lessons in scarring your parents

rating: M | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 1291

tags: established relationship, crack treated seriously, implied sexual content, secret relationship

Baz decides to show his parents some of his innocent favourite photos from the year on his phone, but his phone camera roll’s algorithm has other plans.

slippery as an eel

rating: E | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 2043

tags: explicit sexual content, monsterfucking, magical mishaps

Baz makes a rather Simon-like error in assuming that “slippery as an eel” is nothing more than a lube-making spell.

all the things we could have

rating: G | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 2456

tags: canon compliant, awkward first dates, slight angst, violence

Baz takes Simon on their first date on Valentine’s Day, but it doesn’t turn out how either of them expect.

joining the dots

rating: E | chapters: 2/2 | word count: 15705

tags: accidental marriage, watford setting, explicit sexual content, fluff

Desperate to prove a point to Penny, Simon casts a spell that’s meant to reveal his true feelings for someone — “Kiss, Marry, Kill” — on Baz. Predictably, the spell backfires.

married to my mugger

rating: T | chapters: 1/1 | word count: 1720

tags: crack, meet-ugly, tyler pitch, just a mess, no actual marriage sorry

Simon was kind of hoping to get home in one piece tonight. He definitely wasn’t expecting for some bloke with a knife to steal his phone, and he was even less expecting to fall in love with that bloke. Written for Crack Fest 2021!

swimming between your thighs

rating: E | chapters: 2/? | word count: 5106

tags: explicit sexual content, getting together, good old sapphic horniness

(Fem!Snowbaz) Simon is just curious, really, if Baz would ever consider sleeping with her. This whole thing is actually turning out better than she thought it would.

[laeve-leve]

go3 feels hard to swallow partly because i feel like i’m mourning not only aziraphale and crowley but the whole world of the series. all the characters are gone, not just a & c. and yes, they’re all out there somewhere, but not in the form we knew them. the universe with the story we loved was deleted. i’m finding that really difficult

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[laeve-leve]

omg heyyyy

[fullmetalfisting]

Some discord servers run the channels like it’s the fucking navy. You talk about fan art in the fan fiction channel? Your ass is getting sent to the #brig

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

[thewalrusfrompingu]

What’s Ed Balls day?

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Omg, okay explanation time. 

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html 

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Now that the clock has struck midnight…

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP

[lavender-and-red]

IT’S HERE

[flapjacques]

[laeve-leve]

i csnt remember if i ever mentioned this here but i lost my ipad a few months ago and haven’t been able to do any art🤩 i’m gonna get another one but i require patience thank u

[laeve-leve]

i’m alive

[valtsv]

you know how some animals are born with legs that are too long for their tiny bodies, like deer and horses? what if baby dragons were born with stupid big wings that they had to grow into

[valtsv]

baby man. little baby. little baby man.

[valtsv]

he wings too big for he gotdamn him

[comevibewithme92-deactivated202]

So today I found out there are some people who didn’t realise you could block someone on anon. NOBODY should have to put up with it, it’s bullying. So for those who don’t know, here’s how……..

First of all, go to the ask inbox from your account settings page (not the notifications page. You can do it from there, but it’s more longwinded) Open the ask inbox…….

Tap on the three dots and those options will appear. You can either report, block or delete.

Please reblog this so anyone who keeps getting anon hate knows what to do ☝

[comevibewithme92-deactivated202]

Reblogging this to keep spreading the knowledge. Please REBLOG it!! Let’s help those being harassed

[its-all-ineffable]

Don’t be harassed. Block people who are cruel and nasty towards you.

[cloverliz]

I did it twice

[bloodiedpixie]

Illustrated edition!!

Hello!! I made a makeshift fan illustrated edition of Carry On by @rainbowrowell

If you were tagged in this it means you’re art is in it!!

In the list are all the posts with the photos of the pages where the art is and what it looks like! And the artists credit page because I recommend everyone check out the artists pages cause omg so talented

That being said, enjoy this project that took me 4 days and could not have been done without all the amazing artists in this fandom. Thank you all so much for all that you do!

DISCLAIMER! I wanted to put every art piece I could find into this. I had originally 422 pieces picked. It all came down to printing and sadly my printer is absolute garbage and took that number down to 185. If you/your favorite artist isn’t showcased please know it’s not because I don’t care or don’t appreciate every artist. I do! My printer just sucks…anyway go enjoy the art!!

(Edit: psst hey, it’s been recently brought to my attention that the pieces 71-88 are just not there. In my haste to post everything I completely forgot to show off these pages which actually have some of my favorite pieces so idk why I forgot…anyway they are there now!)

(Click for better quality on all of them)

Part 1

The missing 71-88 pieces

Part 2

Part 3

Artist Credits Page

Thank you to every artist i included, i hope you guys like it!!

@satise @subparselkie @banjjakbanjjak @makohjey @letraspal @palimpsessed @doublebraided @laeve-leve @thehoneyedhufflepuff @dancingwdinosaurs @apollosglare Haru_Kay @rowan-scribbles @dead-cherry-bitch @artandmartini @edenalix @super-duper-twelve @krisrix @cynopoe @henreyettah @penpanoply @caoticacaoticabobora @mara-miranda @theflyingpeach @easy-eggsy @luisaloveshoney @bloodwrit @stardustasincocaine @rainbowd00dles Shainley @terriandrre angentcartvr1k @komodokai @samalander01 @ace-artemis-fanartist @ghostgalee nyucean @oyabun-draws @eliphantart @softerstorms @fangirl4life11 @9ojos chameleoncaricature @thematicallycoherent @beeenceee-blog @milo-fanarts @yannimoon @ahikuboruchi ahenu_moki @gabyramlloart Sellieart @perplexingly @rory @cosmiq @sketch-me-a-rainbow @peachpit-gabe Whyzard Silverrdrws

[laeve-leve]

bro your right when you said RR isn’t that good because the concepts of her stories was first “Harry Potter but a twist” then the second book was fuller, AWTWB was honestly a disappointment because I think she tried too hard to appease the majority rather than write a good story so the plott was rushed and the characters were just poorly carried on. like I love the world she created but as a writer she hasn’t got enough emotional depth because she doesn’t want to make anybody upset, like she’s afraid of making big decisions so it feels linear and flat.

yeah tbh i think there was a lot of missed opportunity in ws and awtwb. i think she’s good at writing emotional dynamics and relationships, but fantasy plots aren’t really her thing. which isn’t necessarily a bad thing? bc not all writers can be good in every genre? but it’s just a shame to me that it felt like the potential in the setting was rly wasted

[wellbelesbian]

this is precisely why i am developing a d&d campaign set in this world. the uniqueness and freedom to experiment with the magic system, the mostly unexplored setting of Watford, the catacombs and Old Family mansions, the vast array of magical creatures and even the conundrum of dead spots all have so much untapped potential to play around with that RR unfortunately largely ignored.

[laeve-leve]

ahh that sounds amazing!!

[laeve-leve]

bro your right when you said RR isn’t that good because the concepts of her stories was first “Harry Potter but a twist” then the second book was fuller, AWTWB was honestly a disappointment because I think she tried too hard to appease the majority rather than write a good story so the plott was rushed and the characters were just poorly carried on. like I love the world she created but as a writer she hasn’t got enough emotional depth because she doesn’t want to make anybody upset, like she’s afraid of making big decisions so it feels linear and flat.

yeah tbh i think there was a lot of missed opportunity in ws and awtwb. i think she’s good at writing emotional dynamics and relationships, but fantasy plots aren’t really her thing. which isn’t necessarily a bad thing? bc not all writers can be good in every genre? but it’s just a shame to me that it felt like the potential in the setting was rly wasted

[laeve-leve]

i’m writing a book and i’m going to keep saying this and talking about it so i actually do finish it

[heeytwelve]

Happy birthday, dear @laeve-leve! Emily, here is fem!snowbaz for you :) Women are the best ☄️💥⭐️💫 Hope you have and will have an amazing birthday!

[cynopoe]

He’s beautiful. And he’ll never be mine.

Late birthday gift for @laeve-leve! This scene is my absolute favorite part of the fic Joining the Dots. A gift for me, can you believe that? Go read it immediately.

[cynopoe]

He’s beautiful. And he’ll never be mine.

Late birthday gift for @laeve-leve! This scene is my absolute favorite part of the fic Joining the Dots. A gift for me, can you believe that? Go read it immediately.

[bigsoftbison]

as a feminist i think girls should suck each other’s tits more