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“hey! sorry about the wait, the other waitress had to go home sick. can i get you anything else, or just the check?”
“well... what do you recommend me having? i am feeling rather adventurous at the moment you see...” a light laugh escaped her lips as she looked up at the other.
mal smirked in amusement as her eyes glowed green and her bike appeared in front of her. “thank god my magic still works in this world.”
“magick is the part of earth itself. its woven so deep within it, no man will ever get rid of it, no matter their tactics. magick is what makes us.” the blonde smiled softly. “though i am glad to see that you magick still works here. it would be a disappointment if it did not, i am sure.”
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21: Do you have a quote that really speaks to you? What is it?
Oh that one is easy “the earth does not belong to us, we belong to the earth.” there is another that is “the earth has music for those who listen.”
‘ i’m dreaming of her. ’ ( from jenny | @timclcdy )
eyebrow arched, and head slowly tilted to the side as she addressed the woman with a rather confused look, but she didn’t say anything for a little while. suddenly, a smile crossed her face and she moved to sit opposite her, fingers gently drumming across the table as she watched her for a few moments, before finally speaking. “dreaming of whom, exactly?”
A new Munday Meme; send me a number and I will answer
1: how many blogs do you run on tumblr?
2: What's your favourite place in the world?
3: Where is your favourite place you've been?
4: What is your current favourite movie?
5: Favourite album?
6: Can you drive? Do you?
7: Post a photo of your current view
8: What's your dream holiday (vacation)?
9: What's your favourite time of year?
10: Would you be the techie help or the one on stage if you were in a show?
11: Have you ever been in love?
12: Are you the type to take painkillers or fight on through?
13: Do you play a sport?
14: Apart from tumblr, What's your most visited website?
14: What is your most worn piece of clothing?
15: Do you wear any jewellery? What's your most worn piece?
16: Pizza or Chinese of you were ordering takeaway?
17: What's your zodiac sign? Do you believe in astrology?
18: Harry Potter or The Hunger Games?
19: Do you have any kids? Want any?
20: Are you a big city slicker or a country kid at heart?
21: Do you have a quote that really speaks to you? What is it?
✰ THE ‘ WE’RE ALL STILL EMO AF ‘ LYRIC STARTERS
FALL OUT BOY
‘ am i more than you bargained for yet? ’ ‘ cause that’s just who i am this week. ’ ‘ isn’t it messed up how i’m just dying to be him? ’ ‘ i confess, i messed up. ’ ‘ i don’t blame you for being you, but you can’t blame me for hating it. ’ ‘ darling, what did you expect? ’ ‘ i could have died with you. ’ ‘ let’s play this came called ‘when you catch fire i wouldn’t piss to put you out.’ ’ ‘ breaking hearts has never looked so cool. ’ ‘ you were the last good thing about this part of town. ’ ‘ i’m not a shoulder to cry on, but i digress. ’ ‘ i wrote the gospel on giving up. ’ ‘ joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friends. ’ ‘ my back is breaking from this heavy heart. ’ ‘ thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great. ’ ‘ see, he tastes like you, only sweeter. ’ ‘ get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes. ’ ‘ i’m a liner away from getting you into the mood. ’ ‘ last year’s wishes are this years apologies. ’ ‘ we’re the new face of failure. prettier and younger, but not any better off. ’
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
‘ what’s the worst that i can say? ’ ‘ things are better if i stay. ’ ‘ so long and goodnight. ’ ‘ and then we’ll meet again when both our cars collide. ’ ‘ never think i’ll make you try to stay. ’ ‘ i don’t love you like i did yesterday. ’ ‘ fix your eyes and get up. ’ ‘ i never said i’d lie and wait forever. ’ ‘ you are never coming home. ’ ‘ if you wanted honesty that’s all you had to say. ’ ‘ i never want to let you down or have you go. ’ ‘ i’m not okay. ’ ‘ for the last time, take a good hard look. ’ ‘ when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. ’ ‘ we’ll carry on. ’ ‘ your misery and hate will kill us all. ’ ‘ the world will never take my heart. ’ ‘ go and try, you’ll never break me. ’ ‘ give a cheer for the broken. ’ ‘ teenagers scare the living shit out of me. ’ ‘ you’re never gonna fit in much, kid. ’
TAKING BACK SUNDAY
‘ can’t you just forget it? ’ ‘ i started something i couldn’t finish. ’ ‘ if we go down, we go down together. ’ ‘ everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you. ’ ‘ i’ve made long term plans based on these mistakes. ’ ‘ don’t let it get to your head. ’ ‘ boys like you are a dime a dozen. ’ ‘ you’re a touch overrated. ’ ‘ you’e a lush and i hate it. ’ ‘ all i need to know is that i’m something you’ll be missing. ’ ‘ maybe i should hate you for this. ’ ‘ i’d never lie to you unless i had to. ’ ‘ the truth is that you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath, i’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt. ’ ‘ you are everything i want cause you are everything i’m not. ’ ‘ i just wanna break you down so badly in the worst way. ’ ‘ i’m gonna make damn sure that you can’t ever leave. ’ ‘ you won’t ever get too far from me. ’ ‘ your lipstick, his collar… don’t bother, angel. i know exactly what goes on. ’ ‘ will you tell all your friends you’ve got your gun to my head? ’ ‘ that all was only wishful thinking. ’
PANIC AT THE DISCO
‘ am i who you think about in bed? ’ ‘ i’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck. ’ ‘ sweetie, you had me. ’ ‘ no, no, no, you know it will always be me. ’ ‘ i hope you didn’t expect to get all of the attention. ’ ‘ what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a whore. ’ ‘ haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door? ’ ‘ i mean, technically our marriage is saved. ’ ‘ it’s much better to face these things with a sense of poise and rationality. ’ ‘ it’s just the end of the world. ’ ‘ things are shaping up to be pretty odd. ’ ‘ now i’m the only one to blame. ’ ‘ things have changed for me, and that’s okay. ’ ‘ northern downpour sends its love. ’ ‘ you clicked your heels and wished for me. ’ ‘ i know the worlds a broken bone. ’
ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS
‘ your subtleties, they strangle me. ’ ‘ i can’t explain myself at all. ’ ‘ maybe it’s best you leave me alone. ’ ‘ i can’t explain what you can’t explain. ’ ‘ it ends tonight. ’ ‘ when you see my face, i hope it gives you hell. ’ ‘ truth be told, i miss you. ’ ‘ truth be told, i miss you. and truth be told, i’m lying. ’ ‘ if you find a man that’s worth a damn and treats you well then he’s a fool. ’ ‘ you’ll never see what you’ve done to me. ’ ‘ you can take back your memories, they’re no good for me. ’ ‘ let me know what i’ve done wrong. ’ ‘ you are the only one that needs to know. ’ ‘ i’ll keep you my dirty little secret. ’ ‘ don’t tell anyone or you’ll be just another regret. ’ ‘ speak to me. ’ ‘ when all you got to keep is strong, move along. ’ ‘ when everything is wrong, we move along. ’ ‘ i’m dreaming of her. ’ ‘ the nights are long and i am left while the tears fall. ’ ‘ did you think that i would cry on the phone? ’ ‘ do you know what it feels like being alone? ’ ‘ i’ll find someone new. ’ ‘ can you help me find a way to carry on again. ’
MAYDAY PARADE
‘ may i say i loved you more? ’ ‘ this time we spent together was meant to last us for awhile. ’ ‘ you’re an angel sent to save. ’ ‘ if you go down, i go with you. ’ ‘ let’s drink to memories we shared. ’ ‘ before too long, you’ll be a memory. ’ ‘ so tell me honestly, did you ever really wan this? ’ ‘ my jealous heart can’t take that. ’ ‘ i’ll be okay. is that what you want me to say? ’ ‘ it’s called break-up ‘cause it’s broken. ’ ‘ please don’t tell me that i’m dreaming. ’ ‘ i’m throwing away pictures that i never should have taken in the first place. ’ ‘ i’m just hoping you’re not seeing his face. ’ ‘ it was him that took my place. ’ ‘ even broken hearts may have their doubts. ’ ‘ you smiled the whole way through it, i guess maybe that’s what’s worse. ’ ‘ i hope this makes you happy now. ’ ‘ take me home. ’ ‘ i’d rather die than be with you. ’ ‘ i know you’re trying your hardest. ’ ‘ the hardest part is letting go of the nights we shared. ’ ‘ compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright. ’ ‘ let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight, i know he’s there. ’ ‘ i guess that i can live without you but without you i’ll be miserable at best. ’ ‘ without you i’ll be miserable at best. ’ ‘ you’re all that i hoped i’d find in every single way. ’ ‘ the hardest part of living is just taking breaths to stay. ’ ‘ it’s been three whole days since i’ve had sleep ‘cause i dream of his lips on your cheeks. ’ ‘ i got the point that i should leave you alone, but we both know that i’m not that strong. ’ ‘ i miss the lips that made me fly. ’ ‘ young love is such dumb love. ’ ‘ you’re still out of my reach. ’ ‘ how could i ask you to leave me? ’ ‘ we were just kids in love. ’ ‘ the first kiss stole the breath from my lips. why did the last one tear us apart? ’
somedcysdreamers:
“Oh, no witchery at all, that I can assure you!” Charlie was on her way home from work, so she was still wearing her apple store shirt and her hair was bound together in a very messy ponytale. And that with a pretty lady asking her for help. Just her luck, really. “That’s a mobile phone. When you hear it sing, it most likely means someone is trying to call you. Where did you get it from?”
blonde waves fell over her face as she looked down at the cellphone, before she looked up, ice blue eyes locking with the lady in front of her. she was pretty, very pretty actually. a smile crossed her features and she slowly nodded. “how curious...” she laughed, her free hand raising to brush her hair over her shoulder, taking a closer step to the red headed lady. “someone just randomly gave it to me on the street... very odd, right? these things don’t exist where i am from...” she laughed quietly. “my name is lagertha, by the way. its nice to meet you.”
bravenessandboldness:
Cicero tilts his head, balancing on the bench. “Have you tried throwing it at someone’s head ? Oh oh oh oh ! Maybe it’s a head bludgeoner that plays music for ambiance.” He giggled a bit.
“no.. i haven’t tried throwing it at someones head...” she answered, eyes filled with confusion, although, she looked a little amused by his answer. “i have no idea what you mean, though, i have a feeling that it might be for none of those things...” a light laugh escaped her lips.
thcfaircst:
bastila pauses from her journey, turning to glance at the device. a commlink, or this world’s version of one. now, what did they call it ? eyes flutter close for a moment, trying to recall what word they used. “ i believe they call that a mobile phone ? the ‘noise’, as you so called it, indicates that you’re typing the wrong password. ”
ice blue eyes watched her curiously, and then she was smiling, her head lightly tilting to the side as she awaited for an answer, and gods it seems as though she was really trying to think. were there others like her in this city? she wasn’t certain, but maybe she would one day find out. listening to her words, she slowly nodded. “oh i see. its really odd. i’ve never had one of these before, someone just... gave it to me...”
besottedsouls:
as much as phineas wished to help her with her questions, he knew that he could not. not when it came to nowadays’ technology, because he didn’t know much about it either. ❝ ―― i’m sorry, but i have got no such clue.. people use it all the time though, maybe you should try asking someone who is holding one.. ❞ he didn’t mean to come off rude, he just tried to be helpful instead.
lagertha listened to his words, eyes slowly arching. “oh, so i am not the only one who is not all that good on cellphones?” she asked curiously, before a gentle smile crossed her features. “how intriguing, everyone else here seems to know what the hell these things are. well you see everyone who has one in their hand are completely sucked into what they are doing, almost as if nothing else exists but these things...”
antihcroes:
“ It’s something muggles call a cellphone. “ Bellatrix sighed, grunting when the other approached her - she was just not on the mood to deal with this. “ I assure you, we witches have absolutely nothing to do with this. “
lagertha blinked at the word muggle, and then she slowly tilted her head to the side, looking at the other, and she was a little bit amused at her attitude. she kind of liked her already. “oh, you are a witch?” she was blunt in what she said, and she slowly nodded. “i see, well i must ask, what is a muggle?”
ofresurgence:
Misty turned around at the voice, looking around and gesturing to herself before realizing that the woman was talking to her. Looking down at the item that she was holding, she smiled. “That there is a mobile phone.” She had been confused too when she first learned how to use one, not used to that type of technology. “Ain’t much of a tech gal myself but I’ve learned that these things come in handy when you need to reach somebody and you ain’t close by to them.”
this woman was being nice to her, at least, and wasn’t laughing at her or even being rude to her, which she immediately relaxed at. not that she was afraid -- far from it. she just didn’t want to hurt anyone here, or at least focus her rage on the wrong person. something about this one made her feel calm, at ease and at peace. “oh...” she blinked, looking down at it. “that is pretty clever, isn’t it? it’s a little bit like magick...” she murmured, fingers brushing the cellphone. “i’m lagertha by the way, its a pleasure to meet you.”
suenvisible:
sue looks over at the item, and there’s a look of confusion in her face was this woman serious? she’d been taught not to judge, but well, this was quite out of the ordinary. “ well, miss-– that’s what you call a cellphone, or mobile phone, or telephone, there’s like a hundred names, all for one purpose in common, calling people, ” she felt strange explaining this, but she’d encountered her fair amount of people in this city with rather interesting stories. “ forgive me, ma’m— but how did you get this if you have no idea what it is? someone gave it to you? ”
blonde locks fell over her face like a waterfall, eyes as blue as ice upon a crystal blue water, face porcelain coloured. then, she looked up at the woman, a smile crossing her features. “calling people? i have never... heard of such a thing... unless you shout someone on the other side of a room or something like that for them to come over to you...” she admitted. “but not ... this...” it was odd, even now. “someone gave it to me out of the blue, he looked a little strange, and i didn’t even talk to him. he just handed it to me and left... pretty odd, isn’t it?”
themcssenger:
Joseph waited through her ATTEMPT at an explanation about the phone, though remained remarkably neutral rather than as amused as some might be by her foreign expressions. “That, my dear, is a mobile device. A cell phone. It’s how people here keep in contact with one another. Some become entirely lost within it, I’d suggest THROWING it away, casting it into a river, something along those lines.”
lagertha looked up at the other, ice blue eyes sparkling beautifully, feeling herself relax a little around the other. she hummed curiously, looking down at the phone again to examine it a little more before she looked back up at him once again. “you think its a bad creation?” she asked curiously. “where i am from we don’t have technologies like this... messages and such are sent by boat or raven...” she admitted. “my name is lagertha, by the way, pleasure to meet you.”