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@permalousy
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I just tried to remind Ian what a Borzoi is by describing them as “greyhounds, but in cursive”
Greyhounds
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!
I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D
She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe
@teens and kids that are being bullied for speaking out:
each one of you is my hero.
i see you. i hear you. i’m standing with you.
don’t be discouraged. don’t let them silence you.
I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.
In case you needed something to make your day better. Watch all these doggos getting stuck in snow. 15/10 for all puppers and doggos
THEY LOOK LIKE STUPID CLUMSY LAND DOLPHINS.
If you need notes to remember to LISTEN at a staged listening video/photo op with supporters, students and families of school shootings… Then you have more problems than we thought.
Oh
My
God
Someone wrote that for him 🤦🏾♀️
you ever been so stressed that youre just like calm?
lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually.
men:
Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbian No, apparently all men are apparently mindless creatures who crave women and do not know how women function.
Lesbian: *makes a joking post about straight men*
Straight Men:
Please fire me. On Friday, a lady placed a catering order for well over $1000. Today, she brought all the food back and demanded a refund. We asked, “Was there something wrong with the food? Is anyone sick?” We’re very concerned with food quality here. “No,” she said, “No one came to my party.”
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
Please fire me. I work at a museum and an elderly lady asked me if mummies were older than dinosaurs.
who she fuck? shrek?????
Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this
i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go
depression is a tough bitch but so are you
the real struggle of writing: having the entire movie mapped out in your head like ur steven spielberg but putting it down on paper is like spongebob trying to write his essay for boating school
I can relate on a spiritual level.