The ramblings of a young chemist

[hockeydyke]

This is simply the best thing I’ve ever seen from an NHL Brand Twitter Account™️

[krazykitsune]

okay but this is the canes whole twitter brand and i'm here for it:

[mediamattersforamerica]

WHAT.

[theotheryongbok]

The tone deafness is mind numbing

[spiletta42]

Okay, so is the point of these things to give cops an excuse to shoot unarmed black people for looking at their cell phones in public?  Or is it to make mass shootings easier by slipping these guns past security in schools?  This is cartoon villain levels of awful.  Fuck the NRA.

[polygonfighter]

Guys maybe youre also forgetting the possibility that this gives police a reason to murder ANYONE who could try to RECORD THEM IN THEIR CRIMINAL ACTS. In this day and age its vital to record the police, but with this being a thing they can reasonably say they were “afraid for their lives” that someone was gonna pull THIS on them and then shoot bystanders without question

[codingpinkprincess]

This is heinous

[spiroandthelacktones]

Getting close to fifteen thousand notes and almost every single comment is outraged and disgusted, at least people can see the terrifying implications of this

[pisceansunseeker]

If I had any skill with photoshop this would be funnier.

[k-eke]

PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP

[afeelgoodblog]

[vaporwavevocap]

:)

[jalter-is-my-wife]

[magpiedragon]

Ok but Jonmartin stealing a Breekon&Hope delivery van and mad maxing it through the fearscape recruiting all the avatars who are not super into this either.

[magpiedragon]

"Jude, we talked about this, roll down the window when you want to smoke"

[kansasjustgotgayer]

Martin, from the passenger seat: um... so, so does anyone want any snacks or-or something-

Jon: that arent people

Martin: that arent people, yes

[meadowmines]

Jon: ...Jared? What did you just absorb?

Jared: ...................spine

Jon: whose

Jared: mine now

Jon: whose was it before

Jared: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Max Mustermann [slowly sliding out from under the seat belt and into the floorboard]: wheeeee haha no it’s cool I’ll grow a new one later

[meadowmines]

Listen it’s been a whole day and I can’t stop cackling over the idea of Jared Boneturner and Musty Max being Fearpocalypse Van Bros and grossing everyone else in the van out with their freaky Silent Hill bullshit and at some point Jon and Martin hearing, from the back of the van... 

Max: uh. hm. I don’t think I’m doing this right.

Jared: lemme see.

*gross boneturning noises*

Everyone else in the van: *eyes forward, no reaction, they know Jared thinks it‘s funny to get a rise out of them and they are not going to give him the satisfaction*

Jared: yeah, you got too many vertebrae. 

Max: ...are you sure? 

Jared: yeah, s’posed to be 33. See, like--hey miss, lemme borrow your--

Daisy: *lupine growling*

Jared: what, I’ll give it right ba--

Daisy: *bass boosted lupine growling*

Jared: yeah all right fair enough

Max: weird, I thought Dr. Elliot said 35? Then again... I don’t think he was feeling well the day we did bones so maybe he got mixed up. Hey, Archivi--

Jon: *pained beholding noises* thirty three

Max: ok cool thanks :D

Jared: you want this back or

Max: nah, I’ll just start over

Jared: k.

*more gross bone noises*

Jude *lights cigarette*: as soon as this is over I am going to kill everyone in this van 

[pisceansunseeker]

While I’m hardly a professional writer in any light, (and barely an amateur one), even I am curious: do the writers of rwby hold the idiot ball betwixt their asscheeks?

[xenaskywalker]

So um I saw this post

And ofc my first thought was

Ahsoka Tano swings both ways pass it on

[beautybeforebrains]

I just had a guy proudly unfollow me because I said mean things about Nazis.

I took a quick scan of his page and he's an underweight, single dude that's obsessed with guns and violence and openly and proudly a pedophile.

Damn, Nazis, you just love comforting to stereotypes don't you?

[beautybeforebrains]

I just realized that any Nazis reading this won't be smart enough to parse that comment so I'll dumb it down for you.

Nazis are only Nazis because they're too stupid and pathetic to get anywhere in life so they blame others for their own failure and resort to fantasies of violence because they're impotent, weak children that are desperate to be strong.

They're also all pedophiles.

[hypdom-deactivated20210221]

The best part about posting anti-Nazi posts is that you get to find all the Nazis following you and either they leave or you get to block them!

#yes all nazis

[wolf-of-odin-1963]

[tinypaint]

[a-reluctant-witch-deactivated20]

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[a-reluctant-witch-deactivated20]

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[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[beachdeath]

“jedi characters can’t be gay because the jedi code doesn’t allow for romance” listen you major league asshole if i had to sit through two whole movies of hayden christensen and natalie portman then luke skywalker can get a one bedroom and a dog with wedge antilles

[salora-rainriver]

that rule doesn’t even apply after the original trilogy, Luke specifically removed that part of the code when he rebuilt the order. 

[beachdeath]

are you telling me luke skywalker canonically ripped up the jedi order just so he could get a one bedroom and a dog with wedge antilles

[catchymemes]

[not-tumbling]

[queersona]

"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

[queersona]

Questioning is:

-healthy

-common

-normal

Questioning isn't:

-an excuse to be transphobic towards often young individuals

[politicalpadme]

au where Anakin is Mace Windu’s padawan

Anakin bit his lip, afraid to ask, but needing to know. “Master? Why didn’t you want me to be a Jedi?”

Mace gave the boy, his student for nearly a year, a measured look. “I was afraid.”

“Of me?” Anakin’s voice trembled despite his best efforts. Master Windu wasn’t afraid of anything. “What’s wrong with me?”

Mace shook his head. “You reminded me of someone I didn’t want to remember.”

Anakin looked at the floor, his shoulders tight with anger, fear, shame, and his determination not to show them. “A Sith,” he guessed.

Mace placed a hand on his wayward padawan’s shoulder. “Myself,” he explained. “Before I learned to trust the Force.”

Anakin raised wide eyes to his master’s, flashing with a hundred questions, but he could articulate none. Mace pat his shoulder, once, and let go.

“You will be a Jedi. I promise.”

[kradeiz]