yuri beam attack !

majora | adult | it/he/she i like to play and draw

[lagomorphics]

i'm majora, it/he/she, strange vampiric lesbian, i've been cursed by a wizard for 22 years.

generally i draw/post whatever i like, but my current biggest interest atm is unstable universe ^_^ extremely big on uuparrot and odyssey duo.

neat links! strawpage, art only, kofi, artfight mutuals are more than welcome to ask for my discord!

you're free to use my art with credit! though please do not repost my art!

[lagomorphics]

meow

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[lagomorphics]

anyways if anyones wondering i got really good at minesweeper during my Texas Torture Time

[lagomorphics]

oh right hi guys for dying briefly for a week i was at momocon and then i got trapped in dallas twice. would recommend the momocon wouldnt recommend getting trapped in dallas.

[lagomorphics]

like now that im out of the hellish situation that was Getting Trapped In Dallas. Twice. its incredibly fucking funny to think about.

like imagine the following: you are having your last appointment with your psychologist before you go on this trip. she asks you if you're worried or anxious about anything. you say "not really" because you arent, and that honestly the only thing you're really worried about is your bag getting lost somehow. you both agree that this is a very very unlikely thing to happen so honestly everything will be okay!

And then your bag gets lost. and you have to GO TO THE AIRPORT THEY SENT IT TO to get it back because you cannot afford to wait for them to send it. you get your bag back. "phew glad that won't happen again"

and then it happens again when you are trying to Go home. and there is nothing you can do this time because you have to Go Home Now.

and the worst part is you have to wait two weeks before you can tell your psychologist "You Will Never Fucking Believe What Happened."

anyways personally i wouldnt recommend

[lagomorphics]

oh right hi guys for dying briefly for a week i was at momocon and then i got trapped in dallas twice. would recommend the momocon wouldnt recommend getting trapped in dallas.

[lagomorphics]

Your pfp is so cool,,

SNILES SNEETLY... thank u ^_^!!! i love my yucky bird

[new-austin]

Getting ultra banned from art fight cause I accidentally looked at one of these out of the corner of my eye while drawing my attack

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[teathattast]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(posted by @piles-of-dust-and-gay)

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

I wish it was possible to have any conversation about hygiene online without 500 people climbing out the woodwork to rant at length about how disgusting anyone who doesn't have the 50 step routine they personally consider obligatory is

[squeakitties]

steam big picture mode was designed to be clicked on by accident two or three times per year

[parakeet]

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