” Grillbys massive fire cock”

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” Grillbys massive fire cock”
I have no excuse
Treat my muse
Send a symbol to give my muse a…
🍎- An Apple
🍉- A watermelon slice
🍇- Some grapes
🍓- Some berries (specify what kind)
🍊- Orange slices
🧀- a cheesecake
🍥- A cinnamon roll
🍰- A pie
🎂- a cake
🍦- some ice cream (specify what kind)
🍪- a cookie (specify what kind)
🍮- Some pudding
🍬- some candy
🍩- a doughnut/strudel
🍫- a candy bar
Or send 🍙+a food item!
Send “What are you doing there?” for your muse to find mine hiding somewhere.
memeasaurus-promptus:
Can be under a bed, in a closet, under the kitchen sink, up on the rafters, wherever you want. Bonus for saying a reason why they’re hiding!
andhungry:
shitpostgenerator sentence starters
❝ please don’t feel the buttplug. ❞
❝ why are you screaming at pasta? ❞
❝ you can’t trust angry taxes. ❞
❝ where are the friends? ❞
❝ avoid father. ❞
❝ i fucked capitalism. ❞
❝ *punches your cops while i save me from kinkshaming evil cash* ❞
❝ buddy i aam afraid. ❞
❝ fucked up. ❞
❝ but can your wicked sick republican mail your friends my communist gender? ❞
❝ i can’t believe a sjw fucked the moon ❞
❝ judge the nut. ❞
❝ warning: controversial horses. ❞
❝ what is the ass man? ❞
❝ i need to know if i can suck your mozzarella stick. ❞
❝ destroy the moon. ❞
❝ you are rude and libertarian and can’t have your drugs dissapointed. ❞
❝ here we kinkshame worthless dead kinkshaming. ❞
❝ i will not suck a certain snowman. ❞
❝ i have become a fool. ❞
❝ my moms. ❞
❝ fuck you, tiffany. ❞
❝ do aliens eat ass? ❞
❝ i am the first werewolf to feel regrets. ❞
❝ can communists find me? ❞
❝ who put a fish on my kinky train? ❞
❝ who put shitty pizza on my miserable corpse? ❞
❝ why are tragedies so heterosexual? ❞
❝ can raccoons feel me? ❞
❝ bros. ❞
❝ here we bully the capitalist government. ❞
❝ i don’t want to suffer anymore. ❞
❝ suddenly children. ❞
❝ go on a date with bees. ❞
❝ half disappointment, half snowman. ❞
❝ how to prevent a husband. ❞
❝ please stop disappointing bees. ❞
❝ large dick ruined by blender. ❞
❝ fuck dudes who lie about bread. ❞
❝ i was aroused by my hat. ❞
❝ this fruit wants to be known as ‘the lord of weed’. ❞
❝ location: forest. ❞
❝ can i doxx a bear? ❞
❝ it’s okay to confess your feelings for garbage. ❞
❝ block jesus. ❞
❝ way too many spiders. ❞
❝ look at this incredibly naked man. ❞
❝ are we all a titty? ❞
❝ i will vore my way out of hell to fuck up the sentient god of cops. ❞
❝ burn in hell. ❞
❝ you need to not date trash. ❞
❝ my goal is to straight up suffer. ❞
❝ cock space. ❞
Send a symbol for a headcanon! (Food edition)
rp-meme-glaceon:
🍔- Favorite kind of fast food? 🍟- Favorite junk food? 🍎- Favorite fruit? 🍆- Favorite vegetable? 🍖- How do they like their steak done? 🧀- Do they like cheese? What kind? 🍳- Describe their breakfast 🍱- Describe their lunch 🍛- Describe their dinner 🍪- Describe their dessert 🍿- How do they like their popcorn? 🍫- Favorite kind of chocolate? 🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor? 🍭- Favorite candy? 🍩- Favorite kind of treats or sweets? 🍰- Cake or pie? What kind of cake/pie is their favorite? 🍣- Do they like sushi? 🍜- Favorite hot meal? 🍝- What do they order on the menu on a dinner date? 🌭- Favorite food from their childhood? 🍲- Favorite home-cooked meal? 🍵- Do they like tea? ☕️- Do they like coffee and/or coco? 🍽- Can your muse cook? What can they cook?
Honestly, don't be afraid to just show up in my inbox at random
rpmememaker:
I may not be the kind of RPer that does all my drafts everyday, but I do often check my inbox/messages.
So if your muse misses mine, don’t be afraid to show up with a random text message or mini-para or sentence or question or whatever. I promise I won’t get mad at you.
This also goes for anyone who wants to interact with my muse. Just throw something random in my inbox. Even if I don’t answer it for some reason, I’ll probably message you back.
Character solidifying!
Specify a character and leave a number in my ask, if you’re feeling so kind!
1. How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have?
2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have?
3. Brothers, sisters? Who do they like? Why? What do they despise about their siblings?
4. What type of discipline was your character subjected to at home? Strict? Lenient?
5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered?
6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child?
7. What was the economic status of their family?
8. How does your character feel about religion?
9. What about political beliefs?
10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted?
11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated?
12. How does their education and intelligence – or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations?
13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates?
14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected?
15. Did they graduate? High-School? College? Do they have a PHD? A GED?
16. What does your character do for a living? How do they see their profession? What do they like about it? Dislike?
17. Did they travel? Where? Why? When?
18. What did they find abroad, and what did they remember?
19. What were your character’s deepest disillusions? In life? What are they now?
20. What were the most deeply impressive political or social, national or international, events that they experienced?
21. What are your character’s manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate?
22. Who are their friends? Lovers? ‘Type’ or ‘ideal’ partner?
23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex?
24. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually?
25. What are their hobbies and interests?
26. What does your character’s home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance?
27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality?
28. Who is your character’s mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice?
29. What is your character’s weaknesses? Hubris? Pride? Controlling?
30. Are they holding on to something in the past? Can he or she forgive?
31. Does your character have children? How do they feel about their parental role? About the children? How do the children relate?
32. How does your character react to stress situations? Defensively? Aggressively? Evasively?
33. Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health?
34. Does your character feel self-righteous? Revengeful? Contemptuous?
35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures?
36. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering?
37. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories?
38. Are they basically negative when facing new things? Suspicious? Hostile? Scared? Enthusiastic?
39. What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid?
40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one?
41. Is your character aware of who they are? Strengths? Weaknesses? Idiosyncrasies? Capable of self-irony?
42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?
43. Does your character have any secrets? If so, are they holding them back?
44. How badly do they want to obtain their life objectives? How do they pursue them?
45. Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic?
46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body?
47. Do they want to project an image of a younger, older, more important person? Does they want to be visible or invisible?
48. How are your character’s gestures? Vigorous? Weak? Controlled? Compulsive? Energetic? Sluggish?
49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent?
50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating?
Friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals you can:
JUST DO IT
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
don’t let your dreams
be dreams
JUST
DO IT
Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.
Nightmares
Humanity
Guardian
Torture
Insanity
Slaughter
Order
Morality
Loyalty
Promise
Betrayal
Epiphany
Apathy
Memories
Loss
Lies
Death
Love
Plans
Pawns
revenge
Monster
Time
Waiting
Laugh
Trend
Alliance
Natural
Pretence
Urge
Impression
Critic
Accent
Stranger
Judgement
Delirious
Instinct
Damage
Illusion
End
A brief note to my rp partners
I am probably one of the worst rp partners in the history of the activity. - I drop threads. - I lose threads. - I take my threads in odd directions that should probably never be explored. - I go through phases where I’ll only respond to two or three of my partners. - I go through phases where I’ll only respond to a single thread, and you’re left wondering why I’m not responding to you.
Sometimes I can be a really great partner - - I might be really on top of replies. - I might have everything in my ask box answered. - I might be perfectly in synch with where you’re trying to take the thread.
Sometimes I’m not.
But the great thing is that it’s okay! - When I drop a thread you like just tell me! Chances are it’s in drafts or I’ve lost it. - Even if we try a dozen different things and nothing sticks, don’t be afraid to start a new thread with me or come to me with an idea. - Sometimes I’ll be overwhelmed by everything I have going on, and I’ll have to put you on the list of rp’s to start. - Sometimes I’ll jump right on the thread and then drop it after a few days. - Sometimes we’ll carry the thread out all the way to the end, and have a grand old time getting there.
But please, remember that each of my rp partner is valuable to me. - Even the ones my muse doesn’t like. - Even the ones I’ve only done a thread or two with. - Even the ones I used to rp with and don’t any more.
You are significant.
You matter.
This. This is so important in so many ways.
Our characters find a cardboard box full of abandoned puppies. Send your character's reaction.
And because I know you all want to see where the gif came from: (x)
😡 : Worse role play-related encounter and what advice you would give to others to avoid similar situations?
✌ : Fondest role-play memory, between muses?
✿ : Fondest role-play memory, between muns?
웃 : An existing character you’ve played in the past that you miss?
ツ : An OC you created that you are proud of?
유 : A role-play related instance that you regret/are ashamed/not proud of?
♂ : Do you have a role-play/writing routine? If so, what is it?
♀ : A trope you catch yourself falling back too often?
☿ : A trope you dislike?
✍ : Offer 3-5 tips on how to get other role players started on interacting with your muse.
✉ : On average, how long does it take you to write a reply that you’re pleased with?
❅ : Advice to non-role play blogs that want to get started?
✔ : What drew you to the character you currently play? What types of characters are you generally drawn to?
☯ : Greatest challenge to writing your character?
✘ : Any head canons you’d like to imply on you character but know they wouldn’t fit?
✯ : A head canon someone else has inspired you to adopt?
➳ : Do you prefer writing on your own, on tumblr/a forum, or on an IM platform? Why?
▲ : What sort of information do you like to see on someone’s role play page that helps you determine whether or not you would want to write with them?
▼ : Are there popular head canons for your character that you disagree with? Why?
♫ : Are there parts of your own personality that you reflect onto your character? How do they work?
❤ : What are some role-plays that you have done/are doing that you particularly enjoy and wish to share with your followers?
✈ : What do you think is your reputation in your role-play community?
⌘ : Where do you get some of your inspirations for plots/head canons? Offer an example, if possible.
ღ : What sorts of plots/characters/scenes do you have the most difficulty writing, and why?
☂ : Spread some love: mention someone you’ve met that has influenced you or your writing in a positive way, and explain how.
All the Little Things Meme
Get down to the nitty gritty. Send a symbol to learn about the muse!
🍑 - Favorite fruit 🍰 - Do they eat healthy or do they like junk food? ☕ - Tea or Coffee? How do they take theirs? 🎵- Favorite song 🔪 - Have they ever killed someone? 🍴- Favorite meal 🎩 - Usual outfit 🏠 - What does their living space look like? 🚿 - Do they like hot or cold showers? 🏨 - Sleeping position 🚔 - Have they ever broken the law? 🏃 - Are they athletic? 💐 - Favorite type of flower 🎹 - Do they play any instruments? 🎨 - Artistic ability 🏥 - Has they ever gotten seriously ill? 💤 - Do they like sleeping in or waking up early? 🕕 - The longest they’ve ever been awake 🔎 - Random detail about them 💢 - Something other’s do that gets on their nerves 🚬 - Do they drink/do drugs? 👶 - As a kid, what were they like? 🍭 - Do they have a sweet tooth? 🎂 - How old are they? 🎤 - Can they sing? 🔋 - What makes them feel better after a long day? 💕 - Parents 🍙 - Favorite snack 💀 - What are they afraid of?
Reblog if you rp nsfw.
And just as a reminder to all of my followers:
NSFW doesn’t just mean sexually explicit content; it can also mean:
blood
gore
horror
psychological
and anything possibly largely triggering