Lick it up, baby

Alexandra | cancer | 18

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[straightboyfriend]

*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe

[brunz]

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language

[determinate-negation]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[laila-mcqueer]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

i love love… and the color pink… and valentines day.. and strawberries and gold and glitter and chocolate and peaches and roses and perfume and

[otherwindow]

[pochowek]

(kermit voice) shawty i don’t.....

[l999gf]

we’re all gonna fall in love in the yr 2018 whether it be with someone else or ourselves

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[addictedtothe-thrill]

I

Was looking like

a Snack

but you were on

a

diet

-Rupi Kaur

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[plasmalogical]

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

[kant-deactivated20190908]

“dude you look different today” yeah my cocks out 

[ahotttttie-deactivated20171106]

Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???