i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

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i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe
Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language
Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...
New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..
i love love… and the color pink… and valentines day.. and strawberries and gold and glitter and chocolate and peaches and roses and perfume and
(kermit voice) shawty i don’t.....
we’re all gonna fall in love in the yr 2018 whether it be with someone else or ourselves
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
I
Was looking like
a Snack
but you were on
a
diet
-Rupi Kaur
No offence but oh my god
I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd
friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you
“dude you look different today” yeah my cocks out
Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???