Llama Leaf

I text people, take photos, and post things that make me laugh.

[lailaaaaaaa]

shout out to the girls who dramatically sets their relationship status as "it's complicated". i feel you

[lailaaaaaaa]

sets spotify to private session so my friends don't know that I'm listening to hilary duff

[diversedisney]

[lailaaaaaaa]

lol Pocahontas you dumb.

[lailaaaaaaa]

mamma mia drinking game: drink every time pierce brosnan sings. to cope.

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I would never sleep with her because I give to charity ONCE A YEAR!

Bianca Del Rio talking about Adore

[lailaaaaaaa]

michelle's glare to laganja gives me life.

[lailaaaaaaa]

ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD BIANCA WON

[lailaaaaaaa]

my weird housemate

[lailaaaaaaa]

i already feel like a winner... i mean i still want to win really bad.

adore delano

[lailaaaaaaa]

dela is miss congeniality. praise.

[kngmnmlst-deactivated20140523]

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

[lailaaaaaaa]

birth giver

[lailaaaaaaa]

"if she uses it correctly, she's a keeper"

[lailaaaaaaa]

my friend turned on the tv and some bread show was on. she sat there for 15 minutes watching them stretch the dough in silence and all of a sudden started to shout at the tv.

"WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING? WHEN THE FUCK AM I GOING TO BAKE BREAD?!"

[lailaaaaaaa]

Mum: do your homework

Me: sorry mum

Me: but my head's in the game but my heart's in the song

[lailaaaaaaa]

it's a metaphor

[thisislindseywayaskfornewtumblr]

[wishiwasdeactivated]

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

[demon-gf]

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

[alveolos-deactivated20170530]

fuck posts like this they are triggering and shitty 

[brodangerismymiddlename-deactiv]

what kind of piece of shit skunk ape bat human hybrid with no eyes fucking seeks out people that don’t reblog a tumblr post what a shitty horror story this isn’t even that creative it’s just “hey look lts make its eyes black and give it an abnormally formed back and a bat nose okay its basically the kinkg the one and only skunk ape but it shaved”

[lailaaaaaaa]

one time i got a chain email like this and i had to send it to 8 people, but i accidentally sent it to my dad. he got really angry and told me to email apologies to the other seven people.

i remember crying on my bed because somehow i thought that would cancel it out and i would get murdered by the chain email ghost.

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha