Lake Trout

Maryland. Orioles. Cats. Weird.

[myseinfeldblogisgreaterthanyours]

[televandalist]

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I dare you to find something more 90s than Junior Healy swinging a pair of nunchucks.

[patgavin]

The A.L. East champs are back!

Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Eutaw St., downtown Baltimore, Md.

[divineofficial]

Happy Birthday, Cookie Mueller (March 2, 1949 – November 10, 1989) Cookie Mueller (as Concetta) from John Waters’ Female Trouble, 1974

[patgavin]

Cross Street Market, Federal Hill, south Baltimore, Md.

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No love for the gals down at Big Jim's?

[hausu]

[bunnyfood]

(via earloffabulousness)

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And then... NUPTIALS turn to NAPALM!

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[everythingisterrible]

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A few days late, but I'm happy to see Deli officially back with the O's... this is just an excuse to show the Game 2 video.

[discountliquor]

There’s a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache, but don’t try to have a conversation with me like you don’t have a handlebar mustache. Start talking about regular stuff like music and politics, like, naw, dude, you got a handlebar mustache, all I want to hear you talk about is slinkies and kazoos and that’s it. Talk about kazoos for a few minutes, then you gonna hop on your unicycle and juggle, you carnival-faced motherfucker.

Hannibal Buress (via berlinsyndrome)

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Rocky lobster

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Rocky enjoys the aftermath of Christmas

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[ghoulgoblin520]

Kale is buzzin’ right now. Kale got that Matthew Mcconaughey buzz poppin’. Like, as far as career arcs, like, kale was sort of, you know looked down upon, but some people would fuck with it at first. But then kale got on some real big projects and is on an incredible run right now!

Hannibal Buress, on kale and Matthew Mcconaughey  (via absenteedad420)