Just a casual Blog.

25 year old female from Europe.

[memeuplift]

[imsotiredcanipleasegetabreak]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE BACK

[mysharona1987]

[randalfthegray]

This? An utterly scorching take.

[bloodanddiscoballs]

he was addressing the president btw and what should have been said to the nazis who marched in Charlottesville

[systlin]

Holy shit.

[sixpenceee]

Medieval bathroom. Imagine cleaning the shit up

Source

[ihadnointentiontoblog]

Imagine being an assassin that climbs up this to stab a shitting king. 

[mistyblues-deactivated20210312]

‘Shitt(y)ing King gets stabbed in the ass’

[unfollovving]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What bear is best

that one older guy with sunflowers who ended up being someone’s uncle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Your thoughts on Gob faced squid

The Promachoteuthis sulcus, a recently discovered species.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PHOTOSHOP

THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE PHOTOSHOP GODS BE DAMNED

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Have you heard about the sauna gnome

so i looked it up and:

A haltija (haltia) is a spirit, gnome, or elf-like creature in Finnish mythology that guards, helps, or protects something or somebody.

ok so far so good. but then:

The saunatonttu lives in the sauna and protects it but also makes sure that people do not behave improperly in it. 

this elf was created to shame people into public decency

[blissfultyranny]

Shame gnome

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SHAME GNOME

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[awwww-cute]

Couple getting wholesomely weird when no one was watching (Source: https://ift.tt/2J6iIAV)

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

It be like that tho, never let down your guard 💪

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It’s 2020 and I’ve reconsidered my stance on being abducted by the fae

[tardigrades-are-neat]

my ancestors: dont go into the glowing water!! poison to skin!!!

me, a bastard: hehe water is shiny and smell like lavender

[toastoat]

[toastoat]

i posted this on fb and got into a little discussion with somebody 💅💅💅☠️

[eggsforeyes]

share the discussion op

[toastoat]

[toastoat]

[unwisealistair]

“There won’t be a puddle you can sail in between here and Nova Scotia except the River Styx.”

That is way too metal of a line to of come from a joke argument on Facebook about the difference between privateers and pirates.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i promise no matter what your body type or assigned-sex-at-birth, u will always have a better chance of finding clothes that fit and look good if you check the men’s section first. 

[anachronic-cobra]

Also literally any section of a Goodwill, where I have found magnificent shirts that I doubt I’d ever find elsewhere

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Those boots + shirt combo are incredible you look like a charming but villainous rogue from a regency novel

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

I feel like I just watched a whole movie

[lala-chii]

Noooo my watermelon.

[roboco-san]

man y'all could not suck disney's dick any harder

[roboco-san]

"if you pirate a movie, think about all the crew members who won't get paid! doesn't the camera man deserve to eat? not everyone involved is rich!" camera guy already got paid, my dude. he genuinely doesn't care whether the movie is successful. he doesn't get a cut. paycheck is already in his pocket and that's all he's gonna get. he's already moved on to the next gig

[trivialpopsicle]

I may be misremembering this but I'm pretty sure only the higher ups (director, the big name celebrities, ect.) get paid on the back end (based on the success of the movie).

The lower people, like the cameraman, their earnings come out of the original budget. They've already been paid and you paying to watch the movie now only helps the millionaire involved in making the movie.

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Yes that is exactly how it works

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sixpenceee]

An Octopus drone | source

[ohmygillygoshoppler]

Is that fuckin blimp pokemon

[rinitachan]

It’s Drifblim!

[homoeroticimplications]

It’s clearly Jellicent <3

[genericwhitehomosexual]

it’s the little jellyfish aliens from Journey to the Savage Planet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i feel so bad someone tried to get my ko-fi goal to exactly 69% but i’m a cheap bitch who won’t pay for the upgrade service and u can only donate even numbers. 

there is nothing sadder than a 68 that can never fulfill its potential

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Someone explained to me, a math major, that i just have to set the goal to 200, I am a FOOL and a BUFFOON

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all! most! there!!!

(to clarify, these are bears as in the animal, not hairless hairy men)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

exactly $26 (and not a dollar more) is needed to bring this to 69% and i am going to go absolutely feral if anyone of you fucks this up for me

[so-lovelee]

… Gaud you’re not gonna like what i’m about to tell you…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TUMBLR YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

[taz80390]

Time to increase goal so we can try again!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FUCK YOU I’M GONNA

[shaaknaa]

It’s gonna have to be $400 with the even dollars

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’LL FUCKEN DO IT BITCH. YOU DUG A HOLE IN A SANDBOX WITHOUT REALIZING YOU WERE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME YOU SLIMY HUSSIES

[garde-n-ymph]

ut oh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

do i want to know

[catchymemes]

[sigynpenniman]

as an IT person I would like to sue this screen for emotional damages

[rissa-posts]

Thought this was the post, and was like “yeah that makes sense”