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[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[transsexualtestified-deactivate]

your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a graduate degree

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[log6]

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

[lattesforlips]

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“I’m Not Calling You a Liar (Dragon Age II: Varric’s Theme)” by Florence + The Machine for Dragon Age II (2011)

This rendition breaks my heart.

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[der-unverantwortliche]

An Icelandic woman named Gayson Thotdóttir

[toddsolondz]

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[oleskyfm]

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[rockergiirl]

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

[divine-bloodlines]

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind