Blushing Shoujo Hero

- Andrew / M / 20+ / SoCal - This blog’s theme is outdated and hasn’t represented me as a person since 2015 but I think it’s funny so I’m keeping it

[enki2]

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[despazito]

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

[chilewithcarnage]

when an ugly bitch call you twin

[missjoolee]

Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭

[andmaybegayer]

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[netflixnbirds]

I think about this every god damned day

[grosezero]

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[vadlings]

[Video description: someone talking over Fortnite gameplay, but their audio is so distorted that their words are comedically garbled and indecipherable. Their character fires a gun and the bullets sound like metal thunks when they hit a wall. Someone else, over clear audio, is trying to muffle their laughter. The clip is captioned 'My audio drivers broke while streaming Fortnite 😭😭'. /end video description]

[ID: A two-panel comic in which a small cartoon alien with big shiny eyes speaks in gibberish before thunking a metal pipe against a square—the SFX reads 'DONK DONK DONK'. /end ID]

[despazito]

[girlnephew]

[minor-locrian]

in china, it's very common for people to order at restaurants in perfect mandarin, so the waitstaff are always too shocked to get anything done

[emil]

thinking about this

[emastral2718]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[toddsolondz]

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[cryptotheism]

Fucking what.

What.

It's crazy but yeah they stopped making episodes of Edd Ed and Eddy more than ten years ago now.

[hagiomoto]

Look, I’ve always said it—American women, they should all know how to make casseroles. Tremendous casseroles. And, by the way, nobody appreciates casseroles more than me, believe me. I’ve seen the best, I’ve had the best. Other countries, they try, but it’s a disaster, folks. Total disaster. France? Forget it. They can’t do casseroles. China? No chance. But America—America makes the best casseroles in the world, and everybody knows it. People come up to me, they say, ‘Madam, nobody has ever done casseroles like you talk about casseroles.’ And it’s true! It’s true. Because casserole—it’s American, it’s strong, it’s hearty. Just like this country when I was running it, okay? Just like that. And honestly, if you don’t know how to make a casserole, you’re missing out, big league.