Le roi est mort, et je l'ai tué

Salut. Je m'apelle Marcel, mais vous pouvez m'appeller n'importe quoi. Je parle le français et l'anglais. My Skype is the same as my URL: lamarcelaise. If you'd like to talk to me, don't ever hesitate to do so.

[trapezelove]

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

[constantwords]

Les Amis Morse Code Bracelets

Hello friends! This is something I thought some of you might be interested in. These are Les Amis themed Morse code bracelets that I’ve started selling on Etsy.

ENJOLRAS:

GRANTAIRE:

PROUVAIRE:

COMBEFERRE:

COURFEYRAC:

FEUILLY:

BAHOREL:

BOSSUET:

JOLY:

Each bracelet is hand-made by me and uses international Morse code to spell out the character’s name. Each round gold/silver bead represents a dot, each long gold/silver bead represents a dash, and each coloured bead signifies a space between letters. It’s a super cute and subtle way to keep your favourite Ami close to you!

I make each bracelet to order, so you can choose whether you’d like a gold or a silver bracelet, and between different sizes, and each bracelet comes in a matching jewellery pouch with a slip of paper translating the Morse code. It’s also possible to buy a complete set of all Les Amis, any choice of two bracelets, and any choice of three bracelets, all at a discounted price compared to buying more than one bracelet separately. Individual bracelets are as cheap as I can afford to price them to cover cost of materials and Etsy seller fees at £5.50 or $8.80 USD each, plus shipping costs.

I’m hoping to add more very soon - I’d like to make an exr set with iconic lines from the brick for starters, and I’m planning on listing bracelets inspired by other pieces of literature, films, and TV shows. I’d also love to open up custom orders over the next couple of weeks if there’s an interest for them, so you can have things like names and usernames encoded into a bracelet, and matching ldr/friendship location bracelet sets.

You can check out the shop here, and I’d really appreciate signal boosts!

[michellekpoems]

He told me he was afraid of commitment with thirteen tattoos on his body.

Michelle K., Commitment  (via chelseachiodos)

[fuckyeahwritersquotesandwisdom]

True friendship resists time, distance and silence.

Isabel Allende (via perfect)

[nprontheroad]

Our final radio story from Idaho…for now.

[scienceisbeauty]

This might be tagged as ASFW (“Almost Safe For Work”): 

For the first time, a massive data set of 10,000 porn stars has been extracted from the world’s largest database of adult films and performers. I’ve spent the last six months analyzing it to discover the truth about what the average performer looks like, what they do on film, and how their role has evolved over the last forty years.

Source: Deep Inside - A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars (Jon Millward)

High res - full infographic

[marine-delamine]

So I was trying to send my boyfriend this picture of the purse a friend just bought me for my birthday

and I sent the wrong thing and he instead got

and now he won’t stop making fun of me

[cefalopod-deactivated20150821]

If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

[magebird-old]

For real though, like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

[broadwaytrivia]

Tony Award winning musical, Avenue Q, was originally conceived as a television series.

[raise-youup]

[derekisme]

Heroic Male Model Strips To Save Drowning Dog

[zoom-orgy]

What other reasons are you reblogging this for, let’s just be honest here.

[svnbabyy]

I don’t know about you , but I reblogged it because the cute ass fucking dog got saved and that makes me so happy .

[souschen]

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

[radioheade-moved-blog-blog]

why aren’t we doing this

[femgermania-blog]

you mean last names should be ship names

[thesempiternalveil]

omg this is genius. future husband wherever you are, we will be doing this.

[charminglyantiquated]

siren song

(i did the thing)

[mustgetlonely-deactivated202603]

[thesylverlining]

Okay… calling Justin Bieber a woman is definitely sexist and transphobic (more specifically, transmisogynist), but not to him. 

Justin Bieber is a cis dude. He does not suffer from transphobia or is in any way hurt by it. Calling him a woman might be sexist/transphobic, and intended as a slam against him, but it does not actually harm him in any measurable way. 

Who it DOES harm are trans people, specifically trans women. Because we are suggesting that being a woman or trans is silly/bad/embarrassing/ridiculous.

Does this make sense? Calling JB a woman  is an ass move, but not because it hurts HIM. It hurts OTHERS, who are effected by the words in ways he is not.

Okay? Okay.

[gfsyuuftijgduyeyuftj]

How to enjoy winter:

When you see your breath pretend you are

a) a fucking dragon b) a steampunk robot letting out steam c) Danny Phantom d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family

[chrisheartnet]

e) Batman

[gfsyuuftijgduyeyuftj]

i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man

[eriyu]

it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman

[transfishman]

unless you’re visiting your parents

[thebatwiggler]

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

[trilliath]

Students who do that are my favorite students.