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straightpeoplereceipts

straight people cant

straightpeoplereceipts

like they literally dont

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they absolutely shouldnt either

straightpeoplereceipts

and they wont!

nihilistwife

One time I worked as a personal assistant for this rich dude. He was pretty ok for like. A dude w more money than I can rlly comprehend? Anyways a part of his assets was this grain processing plant; idk what they actually did I just ran errands for the dude n made sure he wasn’t bothered from big money decisions basically. Glorified coffee bitch? Anyways we’re working one day and the workers catch this random lady like??? Taking bags of whatever the hell they kept in the plant. We’re getting ready to call the cops, I’m getting anxious, and the boss…….. tells them to let her go. He tells her she’s allowed to take only what she can carry in her own arms. So she scrambled off with the bag of wheat or corn or whatever ???? And the crews super confused and the boss goes “do not stop her from getting what she can carry” & so that happens again like once a week for the next few months. I find out she’s actually an immigrant and a widow? Living with her dead husbands mom. She’s been stealing to feed her mom in law. Anyways eventually one day she like. Approached my boss. In his office.

And like a month later I was given an invitation to their wedding it was extremely fucked up my boss married a lady who was a wheat thief

nihilistwife

Classic bible story

990000

source

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This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

cwote

You will have moments when you ask yourself, “am i worth loving?” And the answer must always be yes. Even if you don’t feel it all the time.

unclefather

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do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you

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“I would have preferred if you had loved me less and understood me more. But perhaps you didn’t love me enough, or didn’t have the imagination, madness, or balls to become an alchemist of life like I was, to spin gold out of the boredom and emptiness that surround us.”

— Margarita Karapanou, tr. by Karen Emmerich, from “Rien ne va Plus,”

weavemama

THIS IS WHY WE KNEEL

weavemama

some parts of the thread were cut out bc of tumblr’s photo limit but you can read the full thread here.

magicsuperheroes

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Fuck Cops

Can she sue them?

she actually is!!

Black kidz in da sun

“You raggedy bitch”

He is TIGHT 😂😂

The betrayal

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

valla-chan

sorry to improve your day without much notice but

glyxiebear

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

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Pro-Tip

I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic.

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* Fading Scars / Stretch Marks - ‘Organic Therapy’ Massage Bar * Extra Dry Skin - ‘King of Skin’ In-Shower Body Conditioner, ‘Skin Drink’ Facial Moisturizer, ‘Sultana of Soap’ Bar, ‘Tender is the Night’ Massage Bar, ‘Each’s a Peach’ Massage Bar * Acne - ‘Fresh Farmacy’ Solid Cleanser, ‘Eau Roma’ Toning Water, ‘Full of Grace’ Serum Bar * Thickening Lashes - ‘Eyes Right’ Mascara / Lash Milk * Edges - ‘R&B’ Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), ‘Dirty’ Hair Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges) * Hair Growth - ‘NEW!’ Shampoo Bar, ‘Retread’ Hair Conditioner

(This is not even a fourth of my LUSH collection, just my Holy Grail products.)