GarsLoup

Kind of a writer. Multifandom. Cis. She/her. 20.

[lambdash]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Lambert (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Triss Merigold, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Warlord!Geralt, Assassin Jaskier | Dandelion, A lot of trauma, BAMF Jaskier | Dandelion, More like Rage-Fuelled Jaskier | Dandelion, BAMF Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Good Parent Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Canon-Typical Violence, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Scars, Past Torture, Past Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Summary:

“Don’t threaten her.” It was a warning from the White Wolf himself. Jaskier would have listened mere seconds ago. He could still feel the anxiety rising inside him, but it wasn’t the only thing boiling inside him now.

“Or what? You’ll kill me?” He scoffed. “Don’t make empty promises, sweetheart.”

“You reek of fear and still dare to talk back?”

“That’s onion.”

Or the Soulmate au Enemies to Lover you didn't ask for but still got.

I just posted chapter 10 and thought I never posted about this little fic here! So if you like Warlord!AU and Soulmate!AU, you could enjoy this one.

[studyingmood]

[lytefoot]

Hey, so they’re making a Netflix Harry Potter.

With that in mind, we’re all gonna remember that JKR is a terf who has literally been cited by legislators engaged in legislation that actively harms trans people, and we’re not gonna give her any more money.

That means not streaming the new show on Netflix, because regardless of how much influence she has on the production, she gets paid for it.

We’re gonna make the show flop. We’re gonna show Warner Brothers that we don’t forget (of course, how would we forget, it isn’t as if she’s stopped), and that their business association with terfs is no longer profitable.

It is NOT like Lovecraft, because Lovecraft is very dead and his works are in the public domain. By consuming Lovecraft media, you are not giving any money to old Howard.

[onelonelystory]

reblogging this again to say some googling led to the tentative conclusion that the new remake will be on HBO max, which is owned by WarnerMedia. Netflix hasn’t hosted anything Harry Potter since early 2020, presumably because Warner is trying to direct the hp audience to their own streaming service.

[evilneo]

Remember she also takes any support of her work as agreeing with her bigotry

> if: Science Team then: Yes

And to those who say, but second hand books and read them, what about the one who buys a second hand book, reads it, thinks wow how awesome

^ link to the post/full thread of where I got this tweet

[lesbianchai]

She actively funds anti-trans causes and is basically the spokesperson for UK terfism and quite honestly her influence probably was related to the recent UK anti-trans laws. Part of the reason she’s so powerful is because she has money. Cut off her money supply. Please boycott her.

[animauxing]

old wounds

[lambdash]

OK so I don't know if anyone will read this but I've read a fic on AO3 a few month ago and I can't find it anymore.

The story goes like this: Jaskier heard of a witcher cursed (kind of a sleeping beauty situation) in a maze of roses (not sure about the flower). But there is this whole part of the fic about jaskier being swallowed by the maze, thorns picking his skin to draw blood??

And the only way to save Geralt is a true love kiss, Jaskier does it. Geralt wake up and ask where Yennefer is because She must be the one that broke the curse right?

And Jaskier doesn't deny.

It's a one shot as far as I know.

[seriousmelam]

My friend asked me if I thought Jaskier was Gryffindor or Hufflepuff.

I countered with Slytherin.

Takes insults poorly.

First thing he does when he thinks he has wishes:

[phanchester]

Stop what you’re doing. Reblog if you should be sleeping or doing work.

[thruces]

me before endgame vs me after endgame

[ragnarokdad]

From the new promt list I adored number 29! Would you mind doing that for thorbruce? Thank you so much for your writing, you're amazing!

This is the World’s Politest Ask and I love it, thank you!! Prompt from this list. 

Bruce couldn’t sleep. 

That wasn’t that unusual, but it was always frustrating. He was lying next to Thor who was fast asleep and had been for a while which was just causing Bruce to be jealous of him. 

Thor was stirring a bit, but remained asleep, mumbling something under his breath. 

Bruce watched him, before turning over to face away from Thor. 

A moment later, he heard a louder, clearer, ‘Bruce,’ from Thor, and he turned over, an arm on Thor’s hand, answering, ‘What?’ 

It took him a moment to realise that Thor had been talking in his sleep, but it was too late- the damage was done and Thor’s eyes slowly blinked open, looking a little confused. 

‘What?’ he mumbled, when he saw Bruce looking at him. 

‘Sorry,’ murmured Bruce. ‘You said my name in your sleep. Didn’t mean to wake you.’ 

‘Hm,’ Thor closed his eyes again, but then asked, ‘Why’re you awake?’ 

‘Couldn’t sleep.’ 

‘Hm,’ said Thor again, wrapping an arm around Bruce. ‘How come?’ 

Bruce shrugged. ‘My mind won’t quieten down. What were you dreaming about?’ 

‘Don’t remember,’ said Thor. ‘No wait, maybe I do.’ 

He frowned for a moment, before continuing, ‘No, nevermind. Whatever it was, it must’ve been a good dream if you were in it.’

Bruce smiled softly, before curling up close to Thor. ‘That’s sweet.’ 

‘You’re sweet.’ 

‘So are you,’ Bruce answered. ‘Now let’s get some sleep.’ 

[spockvarietyhour]

- My job is to keep you out of harm’s way. - Shit, motherfucker, I am harm’s way!

10 Caps from The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)

[thealphapigeon]

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces

[ad-asterism]

[lambdash]

I feel attacked by this too.

[ziraseal]

my favorite thing about Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is that, despite there being nothing wrong with Alexios’ character, everyone is nuts for Kassandra. It’s so fucking funny

[ziraseal]

[kaban-bang]

bless the selfie mode

[columbo-of-narnia]

People are super salty about Dylans first gay kiss being with Ed O'Neill but like it was super sweet and I loved the entire episode.

Stop being salty and just appreciate that Stu and Burt are literally the perfect couple and I would die for them.

[randomingoftherandomness]

Same OP.

[niyarest]

you know all those graphs of mascots becoming less round and fat with years and present to you a less depressing one

[thegayfleet]

Screw science. Yeah, screw science.

[cat-n-claw-deactivated20210109]

A concept: in the alternative timeline created in the 300th episode, Dean is finally caught and arrested for all the crimes he’s wanted for. There’s no way to prove he didn’t commit the murder, the shifter had his face, and he is all alone - he couldn’t possibly escape from the FBI without help. He thinks this is the end for him, he’s screwed - until one of the agents walks in the interrigation room with half a smirk, half a pissed off look on his face, telling him his lawyer is here. Lawyer? He doesn’t have one. “Yeah,” says the agent. “One of the best in America. No idea how you could afford it - probably very interested in your case.” Soon enough his lawyer walks in: tall, tailored suit, shoulder-length dark hair slicked back and staring down at him through rectangular glasses. He hasn’t seen or spoken to him in fourteen years. His little brother, Sam Winchester.