offendé ☾

i'm complicated, in possibly the least cool, hip or edgy way

[faith-maccaullay]

si la niña quiere piña, me la da’

[chrishemsworht]

Klaus Hargreeves + outfits

[optional]

[lmjupdates]

Steve Aoki x Lauren Jauregui - All Night

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

Children. I work with children.

[d-a-r-k-p-h-o-e-n-i-x]

My girl can do both

[lambregui]

Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)

What I said: Awww!

What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.

[endless-puppies]

hello! I love your blog a lot, never fails to make me smile- I was wondering if I could possibly bother you for some Shiba Inu puppers or big puppers so I can send the post the most wonderful girl I know...? we both have a love of the breed. thank you either way! 💖

Aw i’m glad that the posts can make you smile. Here are some pups for the both of you, i hope you both enjoy them :)

[picturegaga-deactivated20180417]

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

[ramosgnr]

i don’t believe there’s a power in the ‘verse to stop kaylee from being cheerful

[laurenjaureguisource]

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[disneywalt]

get to know me meme: [7/15] ➔ Lady and the Tramp (1955)

“There’s a great big hunk of world down there, with no fence around it. Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement and beyond those distant hills, who knows what wonderful experiences? and it’s all ours for the taking. It’s all ours.”

[jauregui-blackandwhite]

I’m weak

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.

[louisquinnzel]

“The hair thing is so emotional for me. About a year ago, I called my colorist and was like, “I’m going through so much emotionally. I need a reset. I need you to bleach my hair.” This has been really important for me, as a 27- and 28-year-old, to show myself every morning when I get up that I’m not someone who is going to live in the past. When it’s time for Neon Hayley to come back to life, she will. But right now, this is me.”

[parentsgallery]

[michonne]

Flinch w/ Fifth Harmony