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[geehorff-blog]

[siobhan-roy]

“I come from a stock of really strong people who are dreamers and who come here and work their way to their definition of success. And I’ve been taught how to be a strong man by the examples of remarkable, strong women, in defining their own narratives and strengths outside of the lens of a male, because [I didn’t have] a father present. By defining their own narratives, they taught me how to define and distill my own vision and path.”

⏤ Winston Duke by Alec Kugler for Coveteur Magazine

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

[hotvampireadjacent]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[ewaneneollav]

timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[gop-tea-pub]

The “tolerant” Libtards of the world folks.

[powerfulwizard]

[wonderweird]

Oh would you look at that I easily found the unedited original

Try harder op

[alexagent21]

they wanna be opressed so bad 

[wretchedoftheearth]

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

[poovellamkettuppar]

[damnitrj]

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[susielesbian]

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?

the defendant: i’m a scorpio

me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor 

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[almondkittie]

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

[almondkittie]

Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️

[lumicomet]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

zoey did the absolute most

[iwouldntshowmom]

Her move leading up to the death drop is a relic lost in time

[weirdness-is-good]

[linzerfish]

I thought that was an exhibit of relics from Pompeii at first