Just call me...

Fishfuck Trash McFeelings Hoe

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[animentality]

[i-am-a-fish]

*sending my nothing beams at you*

*blasting you with nothing*

[skwidtheoctopus]

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[jetix]

2023-09-15

[wonkyfaint]

what can't women do when we decide to do it together

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[orthoscheme]

HERO OF LIGHT: Gh..! My.. body.. moving on its.. own! *Slowly shambling towards me* J-Just what do you intend to do to me?!

ME STANDING BEHIND A LARGE RUG THATS BEEN PLACED OVER A HOLE THAT CONTAINS A STEEP DROP THE END OF THAT DROP LEADING TO A NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF TALL SPIKES THE TIPS OF WHICH ARE COATED WITH A DEADLY POISON WHICH THEN WILL ACTIVATE A PRESSURE PLATE SPEWING FORTH ACID, COMPLETELY DISSOLVING THE BODY; NOT TO MENTION THE BOMB: uhm, touch you sexually

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[s0fich]

[s0fich]

happy in his blankeyy

[windowsdestruction]

web design class assignment to make a bad webpage

[windowsdestruction]

web design class unanimously voted to give me an award for this today