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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

milksockets

joan steiner in art to wear - julie schafler dale (1986)

tall

onlytiktoks

hedwig-dordt

a reCAPTCHA will not request a sequence of keys, and what to do if you got scammed

xenosaurus

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

tekunoraizu

utenanthies-deactivated20250331

♡

crap-userrname16

quasi-normalcy

Yeah i believe the technical term for this is 'real estate fraud'

toastyglow

"everyone is paying super close attention to everyone else all the time" actualy statistical error. hypervigilance georg, who enters fight or flight when someone starts breathing differently, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

slunch

This is not true. I'm in a group chat with about 5,000,000,000 other people called The Normal Ones and if we see someone acting a little weird we take a picture of them and describe them in detail so everyone else knows to shut them out of the universal human experience of connection forever

byjove

I am currently locked out of my house and I was trying to find a locksmith and the Google reviews for the local locksmith are A TRIP! That guy is an asshole. TO EVERYONE.

byjove

One chick called him at 1:20 am because she was locked out of her house and he said “Yeah, I’ll be there in 25-30 minutes.” and he never came. Which could be considered a one-off if he wasn’t in the reviews arguing with everyone who had something negative to say about his service…

byjove

But like, imagine being locked out of your house in the middle of the night as a lone woman and calling the locksmith and having him tell you he’s on his way and standing outside in the dark for another two hours not certain if he’s actually coming and knowing he’s the only 24 hour locksmith in the area. That must have been terrifying.

absolutelybatty

Big day for trans people tomorrow

kipplekipple

today <3

wiiwheel

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

only-cat-memes

cricketcat9

No. Actually I applaud everyone who finds a way to live their life to the fullest instead of suffering like us. Yesterday I've met a young Polish couple traveling around the world for 2 years. They were in Colombia and are now staying in my town until May ( "we need to rest and have a real kitchen for a while"), then going to Peru. Have to get together and find out more without yelling through a very loud music in the background.

My friends' son got a degree in Marine Biology, moved from Toronto to Vancouver, lives on a boat and and makes money building boats. Parents are going crazy because he does not have a " regular job". Both have regular well paid jobs which they hate.

Live your life to the fullest, kids, suffering is overrated!

sailatina3

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.