Can We Take This Next Hour And Talk About Me?

Love is speaking in code, it’s an inside joke.

[starlit5]

this is the cutest thing of all time maybe

[bluesturngold]

[emberdothound]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

imagine you are a human child at a pop culture orphanage. you’ve learned the ropes for navigating the internal politics of the orphanage and how to avoid catching the eye of any prospective parents who seem like they might own some sort of unethical steampunk factory or or know of secret treasure hidden beyond some dangerous obstacle. you’d still like to get adopted by a nice family so when a normal-looking couple comes in, you think, great, neither of them is henchman-coded, this might be my lucky break. time to shoot my shot and and tug their heartstrings!

and after all that they go home with the fucking mouse.

[chilewithcarnage]

24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl

[yeetmewithachainsaw]

[creepymutelilbugger]

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

[ostolero]

I resent how in red dead when you take care of your horse that contributes to your “good guy” side of the morality meter

I am taking good care of my horse for nefarious ends. excuse you

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[newgodpho]

Obsession (2026)

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x08 - “Su-zakana”

#live social worker that just crawled out of a horse reaction

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[transgenderer]

if david lynch was a crab hed be called david pinch and hed be able to edit his movies by hand with his sharp claws. so think about that a little

[stunningpicture]

Perfectly timed wedding photo

[busket]

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

[stonebeam]

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay

[pleatedjeans]

[fagstaynight]

(looking at someone mildly enjoying their day) ohhh well lucky you la dee da someone’s just a beaming ray of sunshine today. Go on and rub it in my face harder. We cant all be so lucky (tries to light a cigarette but forgot i had modified my lighter into a flamethrower with a youtube lifehack and burns my bangs off) MY BANGS!!! MY EGG IRL BANGS HAVE TURNED INTO TERF BANGS!!! YOU!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! (grabs you by your shirt collar but accidentally rips off your shirt entirely) —Woah mama!! Gguulp… Heh, maybe this IS my lucky day after all…! (CAMERA ZOOMS OUT, REVEALING WE ARE IN THE TWIN TOWERS) (CAPTION FADES IN: SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001)

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]