Oh god, not the fish

28, they/them, rper for 10+ years sometimes I draw usually can be found obsessing over some fandom in the corner or crying over fossils

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[basement-deer]

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

[marz-galacticrocks]

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

[sarazanmai]

[missgadabout]

Ah, couldn’t happen to a more deserving company.

[fanqiees]

grace hold toast in mouth like anime girl, statement

（＾∇＾）

wip for a standee i'm designing + may look into getting manufactured if there is any interest?

[toweringclam]

"Damn this game is fuuuuucked uuuuup. Something has to be wrong with the creator."

What's wrong with the creator:

Every time, I swear.

[thenameofthisblogistalkingheads]

Remedy's connected universe is so funny to me like. saga anderson is a really good FBI agent and jesse faden's whole arc of becoming director of the fbc is great and dylan is probably gonna be a fun protagonist but literally every time we see alan wake he's just like

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

[kaibacorpintern]

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[lockwqq]

[mistysblueboxstuff]

"no smoking"

unused "after-hours" sketches/concepts that i felt bad scrapping 😅

[ennunanaiurov]

I am, once again, in my Yu-Gi-Oh phase. Then again, when am I not.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[kujakumai]

whenever someone says "blorbo from my shows" i picture ryou bakura. not in the sense that he's my blorbo but in that in my mind he sort of abstractly represents the concept of a blorbo. he could be blorbo from anyone's shows. he's the blorbo class representative, a stand-in for all blorbos from all shows. sort of the platonic ideal of a blorbo

[queermania]

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

[pastafossa]

"His face has been shredded to the consistency of a fine pot roast."

Do you ever hear/read such a simple yet visceral, horrifyingly textural sentence that you want to high five the author for giving you such an instant, clear visual, while also wanting to stand outside their house at 2am going 'BRO WHAT THE FUCK.'

[eliassimp]

I'll be like "goodnight everyone" and then:

[the-matriarchy]

You know what? Fuck you

I summon The Forbidden One