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“ That happened once! I thought Kavinsky meant the special brownies had walnuts or something in them. ” Pushing aside her milkshake, she leaned back into her seat. “ I was just thinking about the poor spider I have trapped under my coffee mug at home. I’m just going to have to destroy the whole cup. Throw it in the fireplace, or whatever will permanently destroy the spider and the cup it made it’s home. I’m pretty sure if I was Buddist, killing that insect would be my entry to hell. Or, you could kill it for me? I could ask Quentin, but that puts me at risk of his scathing judgment.”

“Let’s start with you thinking anything Kavinsky says doesn’t have a double meaning, which you’re entirely wrong about.” Lance watched her, his fingers loosely around a half empty cup of water. He eyes the ice cubes, listening to her as he did. “Or you could let the spider live by simply taking it out of a window. A reasonable and simple solution.” He chuckled a bit, shaking his head before taking another sip of water and picking up a piece of celery. What he wouldn’t give for a plate of nachos.

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from vince uwu | ‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘ ‘ they say confession is good for the soul. ‘ ‘ turns out you can con a con man. ‘ ‘ i will not be party to murder. ‘ ‘ i can handle him. ‘

‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘

A small sigh escaped Lance, his gaze dropped to his hands as he wondered why this seemed to be a common question around him. He knew exactly what they were all talking about, it didn’t make it easier to think about. “I’m being honest Vince, I’ve got about fuck all of an idea.”

‘ they say confession is good for the soul. ‘

Scoffing at his friend, “Yes I suppose they do, can’t confess to something that’s not my doing.” Blue eyes turned to the teen who glared in their direction. The shit deserved it, and Lance owed Charlotte bacon and cheese fries with a milkshake on the side.

‘ turns out you can con a con man. ‘

“Oh,” he said easily, grinning at his friend. “I have no idea what you could be talking about, but if you happen to maybe know or not know what I could or could not be referencing, then I agree.”

‘ i will not be party to murder. ‘

“And I respect that decision,” he started. “However, I need you to be my friend here and take one for the team.”

‘ i can handle him. ‘

Lance nodded, “Great. If he starts asking a fuck ton of questions, shoot off his dick.”

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“ ─── do you think that the spiders we kill have families waiting for them?” The raven-haired girl had pouted at her milkshake for what felt like hours but had barely been more than a few seconds at most. “I feel like dinosaurs would have thought of us as incests too, so easy to squish under their giant feet, had they not all gone extinct and all. We consider humans the apex predators, but Jurassic Park showed us a whole new world.”

“What...the fuck,” he replied. “Are you on drugs? Again?”

[ofkenzie]

THE DAVENPORTS ( 2/? )

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‘ i appreciate your faith in me. ‘ // ‘ but… i have to smile. and i feel angry. but I want to love. and i’m hurt, but there’s hope. what is this? ‘ // ‘ you’re gonna get yourself killed. ‘ // ‘ i know i’m brilliant. ‘ // ‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘ // ‘ don’t do anything that stupid again. ‘

‘ i appreciate your faith in me. ‘ 

“it’s admittedly shaky at best, cause some days... I’m not so sure.” Lance gestured with his hand, shaking it in a ‘so-so’ gesture. 

‘ but… i have to smile. and i feel angry. but I want to love. and i’m hurt, but there’s hope. what is this? ‘

The older Davenport rose an eyebrow, he had never heard Kenzie talk like that, maybe she was watching too much Netflix. “Please tell me you’re quoting some sappy romcom or worse, Val. Is it Shakespeare? That one guy Oscar?”

‘ you’re gonna get yourself killed. ‘

“That’d be the point, besides... Char would avenge me.”

‘ i know i’m brilliant. ‘

Laughter erupted from him, blue eyes squeezing shut in mirth. “Don’t let anyone lie to you, you’re brilliant on the third Tuesday of every month. Which, funny enough, is not today.”

‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘

He paused, considering joking with her and lying and teasing her as he always did. This time it was different. “Yeah Kenz. I do. More than you think I do. I’m an ass, but I’m your older brother. I love you even on your worse days. Even when you deserve a mean hook to that mouth of yours.” He reached to her face squeezing her cheeks gently, which she swiped at immediately. “I always listen, especially to you.”

‘ don’t do anything that stupid again. ‘

Blood pooled just below him, something hurt, and badly in his ribs. He’d probably broken one of them... Coach was going to kill him if he was out of commission.

 His bruised features rose up to not see Val, but Mackenzie, her features contorted in worry as she helped him stand up. Lance didn’t need to turn around to know what was going on behind him. Kenzie was not alone from the running motorcycle with the lights running still. His sister was quick to move underneath his arm and help him stand. Curiosity got the better of him, and he turned to see Charlotte just as she smashed a well placed elbow into the bloke’s face. A small crunch echoed around them, and the poor sod and his small crew were all groaning and moaning on the floor around her. 

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‘ why would you apologize for a random act of physical interaction? ‘ // ‘ i love you. ‘ // ‘ i could be your date. ‘ // ‘ in times of crisis, ignorance can be beneficial. ‘ // ‘ dance with me. for science. ‘ // ‘ one tends to worry when they’re doomed to love a brilliant but reckless maniac who’s willing to risk his life for glory. ‘

‘ why would you apologize for a random act of physical interaction? ‘

His brain buzzed, hunting for an answer and quick. “Reaction, is all.” Lame. She wasn’t going to believe him, let alone let him get away with that. “I think I’ve been spending too much time with Madison.”

‘ i love you. ‘

“thanks, but i know that everyday you stray further from god’s light with your lying, so I’m not going to be dumb enough to believe that one.” Quickly, Lance pulled her in front of him, a hulking mass passing the space she was occupying. “Nearly got crushed by Fat Phillip there. Whenever you’re done trying to butter me up, you can tell me what you really want.”

‘ i could be your date. ‘

“Are you saying that cause no one asked you or you don’t want to go with anyone else because they wouldn’t be nearly as much fun as me?”

‘ in times of crisis, ignorance can be beneficial. ‘

“I suppose then your life is twenty-four hours of crisis, seven days a week.”

‘ dance with me. for science. ‘

“For science, I should be scared then, very scared. Are you drunk? Do you even know science, any sciences?”

‘ one tends to worry when they’re doomed to love a brilliant but reckless maniac who’s willing to risk his life for glory. ‘

“Devlin Bowman deserves to be worried about. It sounds like he doesn’t have control of his sphincter. He’s out here risking his life for glory and we should be worried about his hole.”

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‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘ ‘ wow, is that a book? ‘ ‘ it’s not like we have assigned seats. ‘ ‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘

‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘ 

Lance’s gaze flicked towards the other teen, only to turn back to his hands in front of him. He swallowed thickly and took a deep breath, “I... I don’t even know.” Absently, throwing the piece of lint in his hand across the room, “I wish I knew, honestly.”

‘ wow, is that a book? ‘

Without helping himself, a grin pulled at his lips before he realized who it was that was joking with him. He was surprised, pleasantly so for once. “Picture book, the only one I could find. It’s a struggle being illiterate.”

‘ it’s not like we have assigned seats. ‘

“Yeah,” he said simply. He unpacked his bag and pulled out his notebook. “Easier to steal the seat next to you when there isn’t.”

‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘

“Absolutely, I think the problem more lies in the action part.” Lance paused, “Joking aside? Thanks Quinn.”

[memestockpile]

star trek: discovery (2017-) sentence starters feel free to change pronouns / descriptors as you see fit.

‘ we have to be torch-bearers, casting the light so that we may see our path to lasting peace. ‘

‘ the only way to defeat fear is to tell it ‘no.’ ‘

‘ i stood alone. ‘

‘ nothing in here is every truly gone. ‘

‘ in my mind, you are dangerous. ‘

‘ i won’t make any trouble for you here. ‘

‘ i appreciate your faith in me. ‘

‘ i’m not here by accident. ‘

‘ i shouldn’t have kept it a secret. ‘

‘ you’re ranting. ‘

‘ i was dead for three minutes. ‘

‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘

‘ what did he mean by that? ‘

‘ i could be your date. ‘

‘ i’m not who you think i am. ‘

‘ follow the music. ‘

‘ i want it to be the way it was. please, let it be the way it was. ‘

‘ i did choose you, but not for the reasons you think. ‘

‘ what do you wish for? ‘

‘ you helped start a war. ‘ 

‘ wow, is that a book? ‘

‘ i don’t want to say goodbye. ‘

‘ i’m not going anywhere. i’m gonna stay right by your side. ‘

‘ you’re making this very complicated. ‘

‘ my uncle plays in a beatles cover band; it hardly makes him john lennon. ‘

‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘

‘ how’s the patient? ‘

‘ i remember your arms around me. ‘

‘ i thought it was a dream. ‘

‘ i hope that wherever this finds you, you are well. ‘

‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘

‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘

‘ you showed me. all the time. ‘

‘ how do you know it’s a monster? ‘

‘ the frontal lobe is overrated. it only contains memory and emotional expression. it’s completely unnecessary. ‘

‘ you’re always looking after me. ‘

‘ you know, just in case you want to have a feeling someday. ‘

‘ you’re siding with the enemy? ‘

‘ i love feeling feelings. ‘

‘ you seem conspicuously free from bruises. ‘

‘ i’ve learned to chose wisely. ‘

‘ they say confession is good for the soul. ‘

‘ we chose our own pain. ‘

‘ this is so fucking cool! ‘

‘ let’s do it! ‘

‘ there’s no place i’d rather be. ‘

‘ oh, suddenly you care about protocol. ‘

‘ you absolutely have a personality. ‘

‘ that’s what families do. ‘

‘ i believe in you. i love you. ‘

‘ you should be proud. ‘

‘ the damage is spreading. ‘

‘ in times of crisis, ignorance can be beneficial. ‘

‘ i’m feeling a lot of emotions right now. ‘

‘ but… i have to smile. and i feel angry. but I want to love. and i’m hurt, but there’s hope.  what is this? ‘

‘ you guys have fun. ‘

‘ dance with me. for science. ‘

‘ speak of the devil. ‘

‘ retreat is not an option. ‘

‘ i talk when i’m nervous. ‘

‘ as days go, this is a weird one. ‘

‘ please don’t hate me. ‘

‘ turns out you can con a con man. ‘

‘ sometimes, the only way to find out where you fit in is to step out of the routine. ‘

‘ you’re a nobody. ‘

‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘

‘ i’m not a soldier. ‘

‘ my whole life, i have never known a moment without fear. ‘

‘ you put on a facade. ‘

‘ i despite lurkers. ‘

‘ is that weird? ‘

‘ i can handle him. ‘

‘ groovy! ‘

‘ i barely have a job here. ‘

‘ i’m swallowing the urge to set the record straight. ‘

*mimics explosion*

‘ either way, i’ve hurt him. ‘

‘ i have this character flaw. i care too much about what other people think about me. ‘

‘ i will not be party to murder. ‘

‘ my mother never said anything to me unless she was criticizing me hair. ‘

‘ uh, wh-uh, wh-what-what do i say? ‘

‘ have you noticed that i talk a lot? ‘

‘ you’re dismissed. ‘

‘ i’m not sure if i believe in destiny. ‘

‘ hold still. ‘

‘ his career would be ruined. ‘

‘ the cosmos has lost its brilliance. ‘

‘ you sure you feel okay? ‘

‘ this was always my favorite time with you. ‘

‘ you’re gonna get yourself killed. ‘

‘ [name] and i fell in love after i told him to get lost. ‘

‘ better dead than one of them. ‘

‘ lies. ‘

‘ that doesn’t make any sense. ‘

‘ love isn’t logical. ‘

‘ it’s not like we have assigned seats. ‘

‘ i know i’m brilliant. ‘

‘ i feel okay. ‘

‘ you don’t know, do you? ‘

‘ are you trying to show everyone how smart you are? ‘

‘ you were in danger. ‘

‘ i’m going to have a lot of free time on my hands. ‘

‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘

‘ i love you. ‘

‘ death found me when i was a child. ‘

‘ i’d cut out your tongue and use it to lick my boots. ‘

‘ does that make me naive? ‘

‘ i am here to protect you. ‘

‘ do not regret loving someone. ‘

‘ you made me feel safe. you always did. ‘

‘ now who’s being sensitive? ‘

‘ don’t do anything that stupid again. ‘

‘ shit, you’re a captain? ‘

‘ i blew them up. ‘

‘ one tends to worry when they’re doomed to love a brilliant but reckless maniac who’s willing to risk his life for glory. ‘

‘ it’ll be okay. ‘

‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses!

‘ you may not care about you, but i do. ‘

‘ you’re saying you’ll actually sit through that with me? ‘

‘ you’re a very tall man. ‘

‘ may i say, you are astonishingly grounded for having endured seven months of torture. ‘

‘ why would you apologize for a random act of physical interaction? ‘

‘ these are the moments that make life so gloriously unpredictable. ‘