Lancelot's Knightposting @lancielotz - Tumblr Blog

a knight who gets more and more antsy each night as the moon waxes, then disappears from his post on the night that it's full. none of the other knights know where he goes, but the morning after he's blissed out, all loose limbs and easy smiles

anothericarus

crown guard sneaking into his king's bedchambers because the castle grounds are going through their first cold snap of the season. shucking off his gambeson before crawling under the heavy eiderdown covers of the royal bed, trying not to rouse the other man from sleep as he curls up against him.

this is all purely out of concern for his charge, of course. never mind the fact that the royal chambers are fitted with an ornate fireplace, the soft crackling of which can be heard in harmony with the steady drum of rain against the windows.

it is certainly not because the castle barracks, though well kept, are notoriously drafty. nor is it because he's snuck into the royal chambers this very way more times than he can count. and it is absolutely not because the poor thing gets all pouty and lonely when kept from his charge for too long. these are utterly false accusations and should be ignored outright.

confirmed-and-contorted

draw your sword, you fiend!

no. no, i mean your actual sword. the one in your hilt. the one i can literally see on your hip.

no. no! not your penis. put your dick away - this is a duel! for honour, and such!

later. we will do that later. people are watching us fight right now.

trollmaiden

You all know you can still make vows and oaths right?

I have a vow to take care of a patch of rose quartz in my backyard, more people should be doing the same to be honest but people these days are too busy with their robux and red pills to even care, It’s a damn shame.

lancielotz

Are you implying that the reason people make less oaths these days is because of roblox

trollmaiden

I believe we both know what I am implying lancie

Of course there’s other things impacting the rate of oath making just as the public lack of gargoyles and a rise of nonchalant sentiments

however it would be insincere of me to claim that robux does not breed greed and wrath within one’s heart, and how could a heart that is cursed and damned will itself to swear any vow or oath worth hearing?

Now I will tell you the answer myself so that you are not burdened by pondering

It simply cannot

lancielotz

My name is Lancelot, not Lancie unless you're a specific person. /nm

#i'll think about the rest of the post later that just gave me whiplash

froggycha1r

#undescribed

the-anatomy-of-paper

Cute lil paper cut fairy tale book I made a few months back!

Who up chaining they mail

pissmasterflex-deactivated20260

you. me. quest from the royal palace. what are we getting for it? honor of course. we go on a quest to uphold our knightly honor. uh oh. looks like there was a moral quandary in our quest for the queen's favor. we get thrown into the dungeon. we're surrounded by bricks. bricks with a critical weakness. you know what that means, prison escape! the noise draws in the guard. what do we do? we're gonna fight them. bare fisted, bare naked, bard... fluted? oh yes please. we defeat the guard after we beat them in a brawl. Take their horses and ride them into a dungeon. cursed. enchanted. loot. more loot? dragon is hoarding it all? uhh, i think so. now, i'm resurrected as a thrall. then we win the dragon's favor, fly into the castle, get thrown into the dungeon again, escape again, (which i didnt know you could do.) then we visit a potionseller, black out, turn into dragons. uh oh! looks like the curse is kicking in! [i cough up white foam and die again]

toybox-prince

Adopt don't shop!!

i know battleworn knights get a bad rep as they often come with trauma and can be unpredictable or sometimes (very rarely) dangerous if you aren't careful. but if you take the time to be kind and meet them where they are they become the best vassals, experienced in combat and fiercely protective. I've never had a more loyal and affectionate knight than my knight I adopted from the kingdom's battalion.