Who The Fuck Are You?

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Brittnay: You look like a corpse that just got pulled out of a river.

Cameron:  Wrong. I look like a cool rockstar who just OD’ed in his own pool, big difference

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Than watching Tanner: Wow he’s handsome.

Matthew: you don’t have to be jealous, you’re handsome too.

Than: I’m not being jealous.

Than: i’m being gay

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Tanner: Make sure you put the toilet seat down.

Blaine: okay.

Blaine, to the toilet seat: You are worthless and nodbody likes you.

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reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

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[icedteadrinker]

Cinematic parallels

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Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

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Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

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[ifrickupmywords-deactivated2022]

Tanner? Yeah he’s buff, I know. No need to remind me

Yep, I took the time to make this. I made a great life decision, I know.

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Matthew: Keep an eye on Than today. He’s going to say something dumb to the wrong person and get punched.

Tanner: Sure, I’d love to see Than get punched.

Matthew: Try again.

Tanner: I will stop Than from getting punched.

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Tanner: You're a cool guy, but you're not pulling your weight around here-

Than: Oh, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.

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Matthew: What the hell is going on?

Than: I saved the day!

Tanner: No, you plugged ten fax machines into one outlet and caused a fire.

Than: But I pointed to the fire extinguisher and was like, “The fire extinguisher’s over there.”

Justin: You pointed at the toaster oven.

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[cloudyastrology]

THE SIGNS AS THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL CHARACTERS

Aries: Brittnay Matthews - The hella angry and intense blonde cheerleader who gives second rate handjobs

Taurus: Deandra - QUEEN of loosing her arms, eating food, and pooping.

Gemini: Jonathan "Than" Getslinhaumer - He's gay! But wait... He's not gay. He once gave a guy a blowjob through a hole in the bathroom wall.

Cancer: Jenna Dapananian - She never knows what's going on and gets really happy when she's finally involved with something

Leo: Mackenzie Zales - Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, AND part-time model

Virgo: Ashley Katchadorian - She was in charge for the snacks in the cheer squad, but she betrayed the cheer squad attempted a join rival team. Also is terrible at keeping secrets.

Libra: Saison Marguerite - She is, umm, how you say? French. But some people say she's from Canada. She steals Brittnay's boyfriend and gets pregnant with a, how you say, baby.

Scorpio: Jenna Darabond - Queen of burning down malls, hipsterism, and revenge. I think she's dead now.

Sagittarius: Bridget Tice - Rachel Tice's older and saracastic sister who works at a pizza place with a manager that has only one ball.

Capricorn: Judith Dinsmore - NERRRRRDDDDDDD

Aquarius: Shay Van Buren - Queen of becoming leader of the cheersquad after nine years of rejection from the cheersquad. Keeps it 110% all the time and is apart of the most popular family in Oakland Park.

Pisces: Trisha Cappelletti - She's very very dumb, but she has a kind heart of gold and a boyfriend without a penis or balls.