Caster extraordinaire

wizard poster, find me in the fairy circle in the woods

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[smalllfieldmouse]

My beautiful children Indifference and Don't Car

[notecardpasta]

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

🥳 It's Friday! You Know What That Means. 🏜

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[ffishstick]

we’re up all night to get yucky

[threedollarsdotcom]

youre just jealous because you didnt get trapped in a dark and twisted maze by the evil wizard. and yes shes likes women

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[victor-maze]

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

[evilwizard]

well i don’t see Why Not.

[wizards-spellblog]

The time travellers union wants me BAD

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

CURATEDTUMBLR-POISONED PRINCESSGIRL: it's actually punk to be of noble blood

INDIE DEVELOPER: check out my new game that takes place in a dimly lit megastructure. the title is one word and the graphics are black and white (except for blood) and look like tv static

POISONOUS MIASMA: *encroaches*

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments