Landing Head First

[thesmutgoddess]

“stop being dramatic”

me:

[gymaaholic]

[meanfoimhair-deactivated2017121]

Terry crews needs to live forever

[pdiddysbreastmilk-deactivated20]

Jesus

[engine-red]

at this rate he’s gonna

[vinesnow]

[yourzombiepinup-deactivated2016]

I thought this video died

[unicornriiarchive]

I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS

[catbountry]

This will never die.

[princessofmind]

@rampant-noodle IT LIVES

[sizvideos]

[shutupblanka]

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

[multi-coloredmountains]

And every man

[setbabiesonfire]

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

[b-ak3d]

The last one really hit me. I never really thought about something like that could actually impact a woman’s life. Damn…

[buzzfeed]

Every person.

[did-you-know]

There’s a Russian company that makes cat motorcycle helmets. The ears cause zero drag, and will break away during a crash. Source

They also make a Predator helmet, which I’m a little too excited about…

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[goldstarzzz]

#the freedom bird has rejected him

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[psteeezy]

i think it’s about time tumblr saw the other side of demi lovato

[inheavensmind-deactivated201812]

Sources?

[psteeezy]

literally i shouldnt even need this but here (x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x)

[cinemove]

[kittiezandtittiez]

When you are having sex and forget to kick the cat out of the room

[moon-punisher-deactivated201706]

crying till i die

[kitsunekasaii]

Jupiter’s moon, Callisto.

[something-in-the-way-she-knows]

is no one going to explain what all the lights are

[wardens-oath]

they’re impact craters! callisto is one of the most heavily cratered object in the solar system, and as far as my very basic research has just gone, the light parts are essentially iced over impact craters

so, essentially, we’re looking at something with a very frosty/icy surface. they’re bright because they reflect the sun!

[iraffiruse]

Pizza Hamburger

[done]

I feel this is really under-appreciated

[cheese24k]

[cuddleing-deactivated20121203]

i lost it with the salad

[ohai-mg]

completely lost it at the gravy

[novakian]

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

[alittlebitofshipping]

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

[stop-hammerkind]

“Billy needs therapy”

[chvrizard-deactivated20141230]

I literally started crying

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[saltwaterandroses]

why are you so fired up over feminism and rape culture

because i woke up from a nap with a boys hands sliding down my jeans and when I left him with a black eye he told everyone i was a bitch and a slut that he used for sex when I had never had sex at all

because my close friend was raped in her dorm room and now she can’t get in bed without checking that the door is locked 3 times

because “she was asking for it” is still said

because no doesn’t mean no in todays society

because i can’t wear shorts in 90 degree weather without being oversexualized

because the phrase “boys will be boys” is still in existance

BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT AND SOMETHING TO BE FIRED UP OVER