alt er love

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[achillesinhighheels]

[andthatsp1]

British GP 2026

I’m so sorry max, but this thumbnail is taking me out 😭

[viralfrog]

[cosmicretreat]

[herpsandbirds]

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[etheltempest]

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[quarter-lif3crisis]

brutus, buttress

[sawthatmountainburn]

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the canterbury tales (c. 1400) - geoffrey chaucer

“hot wench summer”

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[dogpuppy]

[cuppydogshane]

can i say something. Shane in his nighttime tampa hotel room outfit was kinda giving Pleakley

[lesbianlandry]

pleaked up on a thursday...

[empire-of-light]

YOU JUST NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO BE BRAVE FOR.