Professional Yapper

I eated it all :(

[langdahling]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUUYA NAKAHARA

MADE MY FAVE A CAKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳🥳🤩

[faiint-glow]

they’re kindred spirits to me. you understand

[langdahling]

I kneel at the shrine in gratitude for my god has answered my prayers. My calloused and cupped palms shake with the weight of the gold gently placed within them. Like a kiss from the wind, her presence is fleeting and fills my lungs. Memories of my youth drip down my face with my tears and longing strains my muscles.

Btw I love ur art

[belloochie]

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

[val-mora]

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up as the protagonist of This Anime. How fucked are you? https://wheelofnames.com/qef-dsg

You have become the protagonist of this anime!

How fucked are you?

this is amazing actually!

This is good!

Eh it's okay

BAD.

SO BAD IM SO FUCKED.

I'm not the one who's getting fucked ;)

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[faiint-glow]

hello tumblr today I offer u my humble doodlerunes

[whitebisexual]

I'm kind of obsessed with any work of fiction that includes time travel or alternate timelines especially with a character who's obsessed with changing a decision they made in the past to the point where they fuck their own timeline beyond recognition and they realize too late that they can't change what has already occurred and they lose everything (<- guy who's normal)

[catcrumb]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[theseventhcrow55]

i get so emotional every time i think about fanfic culture. it's just so beautiful that people are writing and anonymously posting these thousand-word stories about characters we all love and not even getting any money or public fame from it. it's literally just for the love of the game.

shout out to everyone who participates in fanfic culture, be it reading or writing fanfics. you are contributing to such a lovely thing <3

[itsnicsalad]

brain grace,,, grain

[toskarin]

when you go to visit your friends, bring a little sachet of pocket msg and throw a pinch of it in all of their snacks when they're not looking. this way, they will associate you subconsciously with the good luck of everything tasting just a little bit better. and that's your in

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[tls12lessthan3]

i think more modern aus should commit to trying to translate yoohankims batshit neuroses about each other to a non-apocalyptic scenario. i love an au where kim dokja was yoo joonghyuk's first watcher when he started streaming with han sooyoung as his mod and han sooyoung makes yoo joonghyuk stream every night to make sure kim dokja keeps watching and doesnt kill himself and theyre both doing it for him but of course they both get in simultaneous dramatic car accidents that gives them both amnesia so they forget kim dokja was their first watcher. but he stays a fan for 13 years (and gets into internet beef with han sooyoung in the meantime) and then they all meet dramatically. so kim dokja manipulates the shit out of yoo joonghyuk to make his twitch channel blow up even more 'for his own good' while also engaging in psychosexual mind games with han sooyoung until he fakes his own death and runs away with his biological daughter (via bihyung obvs) and han sooyoung and yoo joonghyuk (who have forgotten each other too but realise their shared backstory over the course of the journey) have to hunt him down and confess their love. and its a coffee shop au btw

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[youreyeslookliketheocean]

crazy that the 1500’s Christians had Michaelangelo and the 2020’s Christians have WolfyTheWitch