[frawgs]

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

[salty-red-mage]

This. This right here. This is my exact level of narcissism.

[yiffmaster]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[homoslovenc]

[im-the-batmann]

[that-twink-over-there]

[slugden]

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

[kibutsug]

[pinche-aquarius]

[ruinedchildhood]

[nightween]

[thenewmemetitans]

can I please have context for this

[nightween]

context:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[seachord]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

took a while but i did it

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[wilwheaton]

Perspective.

[unclefather]

[vicchan]

[unregardless]

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[80sbangers]

[silverkiteflier]

This is like the opposite of the Ben Affleck smoking image

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers