[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[depsidase]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[04k96]

[depsidase]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[shrimp-pulpit]

yea dude i know the floodwater is rising rapidly but the boss says we have to stay open because the fish dont get easy access to affordable marlboros very often and that could put us in the black for the month

[quietwingsinthesky]

the second literary icon it would be a great idea to invent a little sister for is frankenstein’s monster. what if victor just went ‘fuck it lemme try again for a girl this time and something about the innocence or inherent divinity of femininity will make it come out right’ and then She Does Not. but at least the monster has someone like him now.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[precambrianhottopic]

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

[ararexic]

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

mhhmmm yea

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are also allowed to do this.