[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[geekysteven]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[my-chemical-mermaid]

Tolkien: Tom Bombadil is a funky little dude who lives in the forest with his hot wife. Also the most evil thing in the world has no effect on him.

[abuse-distributor]

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[platonicfrendswithsocrates]

Hope this helps!

[tall]

[unspeakablearchives]

[loveridden1999]

what if it all worked out in my favour

[minotauri]

me shutting down 500 pop-ups just to look up a recipe on my phone

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-