Lantern's Glow

[gutmunchies]

Can horses have more than four hooves

who am i to tell a horse what she's allowed to have

[gutmunchies]

do you ever think about how the biggest animal there is eats bugs

millions of bugs daily

[yoshis]

[gutmunchies]

*whinny*

who the fuck said that

[yv7]

please witness its power

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[madderhatter]

[acekoral]

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

[unexplained-occurrences]

[gutmunchies]

and what's the genital situation on this—oh, i see.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Arthur Suydam

[yoshis]

[gutmunchies]

you have done interesting things to the 3larp community today

going to need you to explain what that means bud

[gutmunchies]

ok pretty funny coincidence actually. i don't go here but thanks for indulging my vice (mass reblogging phrases i think are funny)

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[yellbug]

modesty

[segamascott]

[gutmunchies]

me: "its under there"

you, small and innocent as a newborn lamb, blind to the ways of the world: "underwear?"

me, 10 feet tall, a master of deception: "ha ha! fool that you are—for you see, i have provided you with ambiguous or incomplete information, forcing you to ask a clarifying question"

[mossworm]

I don't usually have the patience for modding video games, but I make a special trip just for morrowind because you can literally drag and drop mp3s into the "music" folders and the game will just roll with it. Anyway I stuck darude sandstorm into the battle music rotation, and I keep forgetting about doing so until it plays