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why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

parkayquarts

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

parkayquarts

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

apollos-boyfriend

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

sherbertilluminated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

thearrogantemu

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

theoppositeofprofound

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

nitewrighter

Medean Task: Doing this is going to destroy you and what you love just as much as the person you're trying to destroy. Everyone is telling you this, and you already know this. But your "fuck that guy and what he thinks he can do to me" instinct is just that strong. Also admittedly you get an extremely badass exit when all's said and done.

aninals

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

aninals

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

dependsoncontext

awed-frog

thanks I hate it

siderealsandman

You Got a Friend In Horse

garrettauthor

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

britcision

You Got A Lotta Friends In Horse

ailithnight

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THOSE ARE NOT FRIENDS IN HORSE

justanothercalamity

#smh at cassandra spoiling the mood as usual

me (neurodivergent) and my friend (also neurodivergent) having a conversation

derinthescarletpescatarian

"We'll take your mind of the pain with different pain" is certainly A Choice

punishedsaints

allsadnshit

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

monsterlogic

allsadnshit

Thank u for this contribution

crtter

kittydesade

Waiter, there’s a lady in my shallots.

natequarter

eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

natequarter

if your childhood favourite books don't make you look back and go "man i should not have been reading that, what the fuck" then you're doing it wrong

yorgen-sh

justsomeguycore

as per my last straw,

valtsv

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.