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Trailer vs. release
EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
when you crave social interaction and friendship but you’re still an introverted, anxious mess:
what is it called when u kill a friend
homiecide
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
As well as Autism Spectrum Disorder.
>ripped to shit
>horse mask
>hype as fuck
>fair to midland
this man is everything i wish i could be. i only wish i was half as cool as this
The new MLP episode looks great.
How I deal with minor inconveniences
JUST TO LET Y'ALL KNOW
Hate blogs are not a source of venting about someone
Hate blogs are blogs to hate people
And just to let y'all know: HATE ISNT GOOD
Hate blogs are disgusting ways to attack someone. They can either spread false info, rumors or spread mistakes that someone made years ago
Hate blogs are gross and disgusting
Block and report any you see
There’s other methods than a hate blog
Seriously
Grow up
No one can hide from my sight.
Reblog if you too are a Tumblr Gay who is obsessed with Pokemon
I am a Tumblr gay and deeply obsessed with Pokémon.
If your fandom is a huge mess clap your hands
If you’re sick of seeing discourse clap your hands
If we got our act together then the show’d be that much better if the fandom needs a reboot clap your hands
wAIT A FUCK-
I CANT BELIEVE-
So this happened yesterday and it really made my day. The girl I drew was like hundred times more beautiful than my drawing, she got those dope tattoos and piercing that i don’t have time to include in the drawing.
apparently sausage party is out today and not only has it already made over $3 million it’s generally got about a 70/100 on various review sites and I wanna give a heads up to anyone thinking about going to see it. I read the script and it is exactly what has been produced. If you read the script you already know how garbage this movie is, but if you haven’t (don’t), here’s a few key points for you:
-all of the food items are racist stereotypes. all of them. the movie opens up with a song specifically pointing out these stereotypes. half of the “jokes” in the movie are based on these stereotypes.
-the other half of the jokes are sexual. not even in a clever or nuanced way, more like middle school level “lol sex” type jokes.
-every other word is fuck I s2g
-there’s literally a point in the movie/script where the only females in the movie are abused so badly by another character that the script doctor literally had to go in and be like “woah hey maybe tone down that violence towards women there friend”
-the above mentioned character is actually the movies Mexican stereotype (a container of guac) who literally says out of his mouth that his whole thing is abusing women. that’s it. that’s his whole character.
-the food has sex. and not just for 30 seconds. for like 5 whole minutes. it’s graphic. a whole montage of disgusting food orgy.
-there’s also a lot of body horror, gore, and vore(? if it’s food being eaten does that count? I’m putting it on the list anyway bc it’s still pretty fucked up) and when I say gore I don’t just mean the food. human beings are also graphically murdered in this movie.
-there’s a rape scene. also beastiality. it’s the same scene. the main villain rapes a rat. (and it gets worse from there somehow)
-the whole thing is a thinly veiled commentary on the “futility” of religion and any people who are religious or believing of God are spineless sheeple living in ignorance.
I could honestly make a point for every minute of this movie, but I think this is more than enough to convince anyone thinking of going to see the movie otherwise. one last comment I would like to make is that I noticed a lot of the people actively supporting the movie are white men, and I believe that’s why it’s getting relatively good reviews. but don’t be misled, the movie is shit.
so if yall could please spread this around so people know what the fuck is up and hopefully don’t waste their time and money on this fucking shitstorm of a movie that would be gr8 👌
tl;dr dont go see sausage party. trust me, you don’t want to see this movie. it’s disgusting (more so than Seth Rogans other movies)
the cockroach ghosts freak me the fuck out