[sobeitjayt]

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It’s crazy out here in these Christmas streets

[pain-tings]

Save this man.

[sharpnelshell-deactivated201905]

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cursed-amulet]

my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[spi-ltmilk]

https://instagram.com/p/BbzKvnbBNp5/

[awwww-cute]

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[chanceofsunshine]

[twoterribleterriers]

There’s nothing like an anti-vaxxer telling me that vaccinating your dog is poisoning it.

I have seen several hundred parvo dogs, and probably 50 Distemper cases this year alone, with a 100 more unconfirmed, but had all the symptoms at our local shelter. I have held dying puppies because they never received vaccines.

Fucking FIGHT ME.

[thoracs]

my cat when i refill her food bowl: ……..

my cat when i drop a candy wrapper on the floor:

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

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conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[pirateisabela]

@gaysparkler

[fansofjorja]

jorja smith

[bidoof]

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

[babyanimalgifs]

“Pay attention to me right meow!”

[shityouhearatvetschool]

“And once again, wash your hands. SEEMS THERE’S A THEME.”

- Our bio-security lecturer

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbwsdYGHPB8/