Hurt People? Hurt People!

♦ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ multi-muse rp blog for ❝ various ❞ (hopefully) fandoms. check rules and links for more info! MOBILE LINKS - penned by Seb

[crueltywon-a]

SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE ! 

I’LL REPLY WITH 

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

[laplacesangei]

[0vershadowed]

@laplacesangei​ - [x]

What kinda’ god damn question was that?! he’d think. Internally. Not that he’s cautious, no, he just wants to think of something wittier to say first.

Don’t sass the hand that can crush you? Who’d ever say such a thing.

❝ Right yea’ an’ if i was to take a chunk outta’ you, you’d be feelin’ stellar. y’fuckin twat- ❞ He punctuates this with a small chomping action, of course it’s less than threatening when it’s coming from a dimunitive biscuit with frosting for fangs. After a moment of brief (and we’re talking, Brief.) thought he breaks his silence by tapping his pitchfork against the floor dismisively, deciding to humour Stan.  ❝ Well… I s’ppose it’d depend where y’d bite, yeah? ❞

A quick gesture follows, pointing out various limbs.  ❝ Anythin’ would ‘urt. But tha’ head’s pretty important innit? get that and- well, y’kno. Kppth. Dead. ❞

❝ Not that I’m givin’ ya any ideas, y’big fuckin’ shady bastard. ❞ It’s almost as if he, for even one second, believed he’d last in a fight with the shadow.

The demon’s stare becomes pointed, non-existent brows furrowing as he crosses his arms and fixes the cookie with a bemused glare that exudes a very clear message of ‘you are stupid to talk to me like that, and you’d better realise as much before I swallow you whole like a snake, runt’.

“Of course you’re not going to do much without your head! I was wondering if you feel pain. You’re food, whether or not you feel anything should be up for debate.” he grumbles, bristling like a cat. “Obtuse little prick…” Devil’s not the only one who can sling those kinda insults around. Believe it or not, had he answered Stan’s question without the sass the guy might have been a little endeared by the whole aesthetic. Now, though? Cranky. Big cranky.

Actually, screw it, he’s going to lunge for Devil in an attempt to grab him.

[laplacesangei]

Eep.

Theres looking a gift horse in the mouth for not and then theres getting kicked in the teeth by said horse, Devil has found himself in the catagory of “Pissing off a horse while aformentioned horse is very much so capable of murdering you dead.”

For some reason Stan is a horse in this metaphor. The inner workings of the cookie mind truly are an enigma.

❝ All right lad no need to get yer knickers in a twist, jus’ a bit of banter ‘tween mates yeah? ❞ He starts, hiding the fairly obvious nervous edge to his tone. Resting an arm on his pitchfork and leaning back a tad to eye up any possible escape routes.

Perhaps if he wasn’t doing that he would’ve dodged the grab with more grace, or fully dodge it really. While he did manage to jump back with a quick flutter of wings, he forgot to yank a slightly important piece of his anatomy out of Stan’s reach. It’s tail time. Somehow the piece (is it made of frosting? fondant? who knows really) manages to stay attached but not without a staggered yelp from the cookie, suppose that finally answers the ‘pain’ question.

❝ ... ❞

❝ ... Yer kinda’ a pissy bastard huh. ❞

Please stop speaking.

[laplacesangei]

Stan’s been staring down at Devil for the best part of a minute, having approximately no idea what to think of the little freak... so he’s just going to ask the inevitable question, seeing as he’s talking to sentient confectionery. “Hey. If I bit a chunk out of you, would you die, or what?” He may or may not be tempted.

What kinda’ god damn question was that?! he’d think. Internally. Not that he’s cautious, no, he just wants to think of something wittier to say first.

Don’t sass the hand that can crush you? Who’d ever say such a thing.

❝ Right yea’ an’ if i was to take a chunk outta’ you, you’d be feelin’ stellar. y’fuckin twat- ❞ He punctuates this with a small chomping action, of course it’s less than threatening when it’s coming from a dimunitive biscuit with frosting for fangs. After a moment of brief (and we’re talking, Brief.) thought he breaks his silence by tapping his pitchfork against the floor dismisively, deciding to humour Stan.  ❝ Well... I s’ppose it’d depend where y’d bite, yeah? ❞

A quick gesture follows, pointing out various limbs. ❝ Anythin’ would ‘urt. But tha’ head’s pretty important innit? get that and- well, y’kno. Kppth. Dead. ❞

❝ Not that I’m givin’ ya any ideas, y’big fuckin’ shady bastard. ❞ It’s almost as if he, for even one second, believed he’d last in a fight with the shadow.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters

“What are you doing out this late?”

“This part of town isn’t a good place to be at this time of night.”

“Now what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?” 

“You do realize what time it is, right?” 

“Where are you going at this hour?” 

“The sun isn’t rising anytime soon, you know.” 

“Do you know where I am?” 

“The city looks different at night.” 

“This street is very dark…” 

“Why don’t you come stand in the light?” 

“Are you lost?” 

“I got turned around in the dark…” 

“This isn’t the time to go wandering around.”

“Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.” 

“Looking for trouble, are we?” 

“A little late to be shopping.” 

“Just coming back from the bar?” 

“Think any of the pubs are still going to be open?” 

“Trouble lurks around every shadowed corner.” 

“Woah! I didn’t see you there!”

“Where did you come from?” 

“What are you doing here?” 

“A bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.” 

“Go home.” 

“It isn’t safe here at this time of night.” 

“You’re being watched.” 

“What are you doing still up?” 

“Looking for something?” 

“I like walking when the streets are empty.”

“It’s dangerous to walk at night alone.” 

“I know where I’m going.” 

“The trees are kind of spooky…”

“Did you hear that howl?” 

“Was…was that an owl…?” 

“This path is scary at night…” 

“The woods is no place a __ after dusk.” 

“Oh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moon…” 

“You can’t see the stars from here…” 

“This is the witching hour.” 

“Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.” 

“Stay on the road!” 

“Talking a midnight stroll along the beach?” 

“The ocean is so mysterious at night…” 

“What brings you to the pier at this hour?” 

“What dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.” 

“You’re going to get yourself lost one of these days.” 

🌙+ your own

[laplacesangei]

3, 9 and 16?

Multi-Muse Meme!

3 - Which muse would make the best parent?

Through process of elemeination, taking away the less than pleasant habits (being a murderous animatronic, being a cat, being a chav, semi-canonly leaving a whole infant in the forest.) We're stuck with Crash, he could probably do it. He'd be the fun dad.

9 - Which muse is the bravest?

They're all brave in their own right, Crash possibly wins this but Fire Spirit is a close second. Crash just has more notable moments; granted this is also because he's admittedly not the brightest bulb.

16 - Which muse is the strongest?

Excluding cookies for a moment, it's a bit of a tie between Crash and Foxy.

And for the cookies? well check back when Devil's a legendary.

[laplacesangei]

17 and 28. Rotat e

Multi-Muse Meme!

17 - Which muse is the weakest?

On canon ground? (Bad time to be a cookie) Devil. His already small, compared to other cookies, stature combined with poor choice on who he irritates; it's only a matter of time before someone powderises this little bastard.

[laplacesangei]

*slaps and batters all my threads out of the way* 28 and 29?

Multi-Muse Meme!

28 - Which muse is the clumsiest?

Out of all of them? It's a tough decision. This isn't the most elegant of groups after all (hey that's the next question!) For consistentsy? Crash. You know how he is.

29 - And which is the most elegant?

Perhaps out of sheer inactivity Garfield could take that title. On actively attempting to look cool and suave? Fire Spirit.

[laplacesangei]

actually made the muse page more; nice looking. (sorry bart is dead)

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Multi-Muse Meme

Which muses have their driver’s license?

And how many can drive stick shift?

Which muse would make the best parent?

Which muse cries the most?

Which muse never cries?

Which muse is the most ticklish?

Which muse is the best singer?

Which muses live on their own? (Don’t live with their parents anymore.)

Which muse is the bravest?

Which muse is the biggest scaredycat?

Which muse is best at sports?

Which muse is the smartest?

Which muse is the dumbest?

Which muse has the biggest dick?

Which muse has the biggest breasts?

Which muse is the strongest?

Which muse is the weakest?

Which muses can’t whistle?

Which muses need glasses to some extent? (All the time/for reading, etc.)

Which muses have sent nudes before?

Which muses are left-handed? 

Which muses prefer bathing over showering?

Which muses belong to a religion?

Which muses bite their nails?

Which muses can’t ride a bike?

Which muses can change a tire? 

Which muses can’t swim?

Which muse is the clumsiest?

And which is the most elegant?

Which muses are parents?

Which muses speak another language than English? Which language(s)?

Which muses can cook?

Which muses rely on frozen dinners and take-out?

Which muses can play an instrument?

Which muses have had surgery before?

[laplacesangei]

count urselves lucky i dont have the confidence to whip out ocs here. theyre insufferable.

[laplacesangei]

[tommy-nuclear]

[weremy-deactivated20220131]

melody

[laplacesangei]

garf why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Finally! someone asked the question! Oh glorious day!

❝ Well you see this is a question that has haunted me ever since I was a, slightly smaller than current, kitten. ❞ 

He proceeds to yank a crate out of seemingly nowhere, clambering on top with gusto. He even dons a little professor hat as he prepares to finally reveal the truth to the eternal riddle of “Cold Food of Out Hot”.

❝ And the answer! Well it’s-  ❞  

...

CLICK 

oh my god hes fucking kill

[weremy-deactivated20220131]

fiend of italian cuisine 🍝

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