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fondan

daniel howell at pride; a moodboard

youluvkai

infateuation

you know we’ve already seen all of the parties

dexfiles

beyoncebeytwice

today i feel very…… mmmm whats the word… bad

thebaldursmouthgazette

JESUS CHRIST I WAS GOING TI WINTERHOLD AND TWO SNOW BEARS ATRACKED ME SO I JUST RAN INTO THE INN AND THEY SPAWNED INSIDE THE INN

INSIDE! THE! INN!

THERE ARE TWO SNOW BEARS INSIDE THE WINTERHOLD INN

thebaldursmouthgazette

one started glitching into the ceiling

it just works

daggerfall

Theres a BEAR

loose

in an INN

nightingaletrash

No one knows what’s going to happen next

Least of all the BEAR

He’s never BEEN in an INN before

daggerfall

There’s no experts. They try to find experts at the colleges. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a man that once saw a goat in Solitude” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a goat in the Solitude. This is a bear loose in an inn.

nightingaletrash

The weirdest days are when you don’t hear from the bear at all

Like you’re sitting at the bar and you’re like:

“has anyone seen-”

nervous glances

“has anyone seen-”

*distant bear noises*

yffresbeard

Those are those quiet days when people are like “It looks like the bear has finally calmed down.” And then ten seconds later the bear is like “I’m gonna run towards the innkeeper and smash ’em with my claws

ive got nice claws and sharp teeth, I’m a BEAR”

That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking bear

no-chill-at-all

inactiveari-deactivated20170924

Your karma is based off your INTENT. Your heart can’t lie to the universe.

valtsv

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

luftraptor

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

mrs-faggot

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

wolverinequeen

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.

elodieunderglass

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

rumineely

wadey-wilson

no gif will do this justice

wadey-wilson

this is officially the best response to this video ive gotten

distantvoices

Lizzo By JD Barnes For Essence May 2019

lapopoppa

Oh my, and I cannot stress this enough, GOD

odinsblog

Have a great day today.

doujinshi

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bandtshirt

LMAOOOOOOOOO

theblackd4hlia

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

anonbuddha

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.