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TikTok - Make Your Day
If shitting is legal why do you still lock the stall door?
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
its almost the season again
Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.
You guys won’t fucking believe what @hollymim got me for Christmas.
I been kinda losing my marbles about how we were robbed of Usagi in rise..... Leo needs his rabbit bf so yeah here's part one of a thing I did where he's sent to the turtles' world (pt.1)
Part 2
I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"
The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him
Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it
lol getting pulled into the office for an informal sit-down because we just finished our round of paltry and frankly offensive raises, and i've been calling them poverty wages/disrespect wages, because that's what they are. yes, miss manager, my vibe is a little rancid right now, but i have to spend all my break listening to my coworker who's going through a divorce cry in secret because she can't afford to live alone despite working a full 40 hours a week, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"you're riling everybody up and making a lot of negativity with your comments"
why? because i told the lady who's been there thirty-four years (to my six and a half), since the day the store opened, and who i can fully and freely admit works harder than i do, that i make $4 more than her? yeah she SHOULD be riled up
Talking about wages is a right we should exercise every day.
Guess who forgot they have tumblr? Anyway a cute drawing of boys who will never met in cannon
What’s better than one Grumbot? TWO!
Phil, in only his boxers, striding up to a lynel with battle cry blasting in our ears… what a chad
(Philza botw stream #3)
This was the last thing he expected to hear when trying to suprise his mom for her birthday. It stung more than anything else ever had.
How could I have raised such a monster
He knew his dad thought of him like that. And how Kusuke had resentful thoughts of it after losing each new match, ones he never truly meant though. But never his mother.
He feels something wet on his face. Tears. No, that can’t be it. He doesn’t cry. He doesn’t show emotion. He learned it was better that way. So that he could pretend it didn’t hurt to hear what his father and those who knew about his powers really thought of him. To pretend that it didn’t hurt to have hundreds of thoughts racing through his head at all times. Or to say he didn’t miss the way it felt to touch someone without their memories flooding his head. To say he doesn’t wish he knew what life was like without the constant hum of power under his skin, nearly painful, yet constant.
She turns until she catches a hint of pink in the corner of her eye and freezes. She’s always been so careful until now. Always monitoring her thoughts. Never letting her son seen the boiling resentment slowly building up. “Kuu-Chan..... I-“
And he was gone. He didn’t know where he teleported. It didn’t matter. He just needed to get somewhere safe and away and-
“What nice suprise, baby brother. It’s not like you to visit.” Shit. This is the last place he should have been. Kusuke can’t know. He can’t show any kind of weakness.
“Not going to look at me. Shame.” He vaguely registered footsteps coming closer and made no effort to stop them. “I would certainly like to know why you-.”
He knows Kusuke can see his face. See the still falling tears. He has to leave. He can’t let anyone see.
He didn’t expect the softness in Kusuke’s voice when he heard him. “Oh Kusuo.” The sudden warmth of the arms wrapped around him stops him from leaving again. “You heard her thoughts, didn’t you?” He can feel himself nod slowly.
He can feel Kusuke hum against his skin. “It’ll be okay. It doesn’t matter what she or dad think.” He can feel Kusuke move to take off his telepathy blocker. “I will always be here for you Kusuo. Even if the rest of the world turns against you, you will always be my precious little brother.”
Slowly, he feels the tears stop. He relaxes into his brother’s embrace. The two of them stay still for a moment, holding each other. Maybe, they’ll be okay from now on, so long as they have each other.
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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE
This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
Oh myfdb c
I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible
It’s the fact that he’s still swimming with his entire upper body and torso out of the water for me
Im gonna cry.
I was looking for this post again for so long-
thank you for reblogging it holy fuck
glrglrglrorugrhkr gaK
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gregory is a gamer. 360 noscope the security robots. escaping vanessa speedrun any %. that kid is on the grind man
its not what you specifically requested, so have twitch gamer gregory instead.
Still kinda proud of this one :)
Julieta fails at dinner.. and at life.
Mirabel: So what’s for dinner? Julieta, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
Part two of the Mirabel wreapon au
(part one)
Mirabel twirled the golden dagger in her tiny hands.
She sat on a bench in her families kitchen. She had ditched the festival it was going to be no fun for her anyway.
Plus she already got the only thing she wanted. Her dagger, her beautifully crafted dagger.
She had seen similar objects to it all over. Mostly in the kitchen, although they where shorter with no delicate engravings and no gold. Mirabel wondered what it would be like to play with the dagger. To slash with it, to bring down bad guys like she read about in books.
Mirabel stood up dagger in hand and made a slash in the air. It made whooshing sound as it cut through nothing. Mirabel stared at the dagger wondering what else she could do with it before attacking the air again
We slished and slashed at the pretend foes infront of her. Imagining they where coming at her just as viciously as she was attacking them. She moved around quickly as possible while still attacking the like her life depended on it.
When she finally finished her daydream she had seen she had moved to the outside area of the castia. She looked around to see if any of her family was around. None of them where. She smiled to herself as she launched back in to her fantasy.
In her mind she was a pirate taking down a the bad pirates ship that had stolen from an innocent village. She lunged at the imagery captain of the opposing ship. There weapons colliding sparking as they countied to hit blades against blade. Her story was just getting good when she felt sudden pain in her hand.
She dropped her weapon, clutching her hand to her chest. Blood stained her newly made dress. Tears welled up in her eyes from the pain barely being able to think.
When she remembered that mama had left out some apreas from this morning. Grabbing her dagger and rushing back to the kitchen search desperately for the left overs. She found them on the top of the table quickly stuffing one in to her mouth aggressively chewing until she felt the magic set in.
Her relaxed as she watched the wound heal itself. She sighed. Soon she finished eating her food once and once again taking out the dagger flipping it over in her hands.
Mirabel was unsure how the dagger could have cut her she was holding it firmly and did not think her injured hand was anywhere near the blade. She turned over again tracing her thumb over the roses.
Maybe she hadn't been as careful as she thought? Maybe she had gotten to wrapped up in her fantasy? Whatever the reason mirabel pondered how much effort she needed to put in to make her movements flawless. So she could move like the characters from her favorite books
As she thought this over she did not hear the front door opening nor the approaching footsteps. She did hear the small gasp let out of her mother. 'Oh', mirabel thought 'I never cleaned the blood off my dress'