Was in Michael’s and an advertisement for seasonal job openings came on:
“Calling all ELVES! Do you love arts and crafts?”
and I know they mean, like, xmas elves, but I definitely heard it as a job posting for Noldor
I mean...
#*cheerful Christmas music* do YOU want to make artifacts of unspeakable beauty and power? (via @moicaire)
Nerdanel just wanted to buy some clay.














