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jon snow has been dead for 13 slutty years
im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.
no but you do not understand we collectively spent YEARS heartbroken over donna! and doctor never ever got over losing her! and now they are together, and they have chosen each other for family, and donna's family has warmth enough for him, and they are happy and having dinners, and 14th is casually sneaking his niece away on adventure while making sure not to tell donna because she would obliterate him and IT'S OKAY THEY'RE CHOSEN SIBLINGS IT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING DO.
listen. LISTEN.
donna's every day was taken away from her.
the doctor has been running every day ever since.
and now they get to spend time together. not a brief trip in a tardis. not a reunion before parting forever. but every. day. every day, one after the other. and they are finally home.
The New Tardis - The Star Beast
They love you, Ed.
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#Crying
To all the tiktokers and bloggers who keep going on about how "either Jordan or Marie will die it's so obvious" let me tell you something, if Hughie noodle arms Campbell can survive The Boys Universe for 3 fucking seasons, Jordan and Marie are gonna survive for 3 fucking centuries idc what any of you say, idc about yalls media analysis or whatever, idc about the narrative, I did not stomach 3 season of Butcher and Homelander having their little pissing contest to lose Jordan or Marie you leave my babies alone I will shield them with my body if I have to.
Like the minute we have a fleshed out queer poc ship in this universe, suddenly everyone's an analyst, everyone's edgy, everyone's all "this is the boys what do you expect" where was that energy with Hughie and Starlight? You leave our babies alone, the alphabet mafia got them now, they're under our protection, back off
this is how antivaxxers argue lmao
girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow
Amazônia - dia 1
08.04.2017
Got up at 6:15 to catch my flight at 9:30 (drove to the airport by Uber). I met Tammy, Carly, and some others at the airport, we were 9 people taking the same flight, which has something reassuring. The first flight went to Sao Paulo, where we arrived 10 minutes after the boarding for our flight to manaus had started.that flight took almost 5 hours, but because of the 1-hour-time difference it was only 4 hours - felt like 7 because unfortunately I sat next to a very voluminous woman with very obvious health problems, i.e. was only able to get up and walk with great difficulties and o bvious pain and also took half of my seat additionally to her own. I tried so hard not to drink anything but still after 3 hours had passed, my traitor of a bladder signaled me that it was either going to the toilet within the next 3 minutes, peeing all over the seat or exploding into a medical emergency. I took the 1st choice but felt really bad about it.
We arrived in manaus at around 2 pm and were greeted by Belo-staff, then had to wait another 3 hours for 2 other groups to arrive until we took a shuttle to the “Tropical” hotel, a ginormous hotel complex, so big I lost my room 3 times in only 4 hours. It was ridiculous.
The rest of the afternoon and evening we waited for everyone to arrive (one of my roommates arrived at after 12 because she had missed a flight), got to know each other, had the standard Belo Brasil presentation about rules, program etc. and had dinner. after that, I went to bed pretty much immediately because I was really tired.
Amazônia - dia 2
09.04.2017
This morning we left the ginormous “Tropical” Hotel and set out for a sight seeing tour around Manaus in 2 busses. The city is quite beautiful but it struggles a lot with the humidity. The signs of mold and the grey, sprung walls reminded me a lot of Venice, actually.
We saw the brand new and never-again used Giant football stadion that was built for the world cup in 2014 and since then has not been re-used, because no one wants to play football in this heat in the middle of a giant forest.
We also visited a market for artisanal, that was quite nice
We passed markets full of fish and tons of fruit:
And as a wise old brazilian proverb says: “O melhor do Brasil é o Brasileiro”
“Se o Brasileiro quisesse, ele já teria dominando o mundo”
Pure Genius right there.
We also visited the city theatre:
A bridge...
I hope this Architect lost his job
We had lunch in a shopping center
Then, we boarded the busses again and left the city on a 2 hour drive on the only concrete road in a radius of 3000 Km to ...somewhere.
We arrived at a small hotel, with bungalows all over the campus and got our roomkeys. After we had organized our things and put on long Trousers, shirts with long sleeves or jackets, socks over the trousers and closed shoes, because shortly after our arrival, we went nightwalking in the Rainforest. Sadly, I did not take any pictures because it was very wet and I didn t want m phone to die but Carly took 1 picture of a waterfall. Anyways.
We arrived at the beginning of the track when there still was some daylight left and entered the darkening forest. Our guide told us to always check before putting our hands somewhere, as there are many animals that could bite or sting you if you accidentally touched them. also, poisonous plants. He showed us the 24-hour-ant, which, if it bites you, inflicts horrible burning pain on you for a whole 24 hours. they live underground between the roots of young trees, and to lure them out one only has to shake the tree...which he did...and these really big black ants crawled all over that tree.
It was difficult for me to keep p with the group since I was always afraid of slipping and falling on the muddy, steep path full of roots and slimy rotting leaves, but I somehow made it, even when it got so dark we had to use our flashlights.
We finally got to a waterfall and a small brook that flowed out of a cave.
This photo was taken from inside the cave. We had to walk through the ankle deep water to get inside the cave, and after that, the whole trail inside of it consisted of water. There were bats in that cave system, and they made it smell pretty bad...
We also saw weird crab-spiders with super long legs/antaennas, that operate blindly and go just by heat and movement sensores in their legs. They eat crickets and are being eaten by the bats.
Out of the cave, we continued walking in the brook which grew continuously deeper until the water reached up almost to my knees. But since by then it had started to rain, it did not matter that my legs got wet because everything got wet.
We reached another waterfall and bathed in it in the dark, as the rain was falling, which was crazy and amazing and really, really cold all at the same time. On the way back to the bus we were asked to switch out our flashlights for a bit and walk through the forest in darkness, not seeing where we set our feet or where the obstacles were, clinging onto each others hands like drowning people. Some of the group ran head first into trees or low hanging branches. Some tripped and fell or slipped on the muddy ground. When we could switch our lights back on, we had barely made 100 metres in 10 minutes.
We got into the bus but drove standing, so we wouldn t make the seats wet. back at the hotel we washed our shoes out at the showers at the pool, then jumped into the pool with all our clothes still on.
We had dinner and after that we watched a folklore dance show that told the story of a slave who kills the most beautiful cow in his masters herd to cut out its tounge and serve it to his pregnant wife who has strange cravings. The master of course wants to punish him for that, so the slave goes to seek out a shaman and begs him to revive the cow. It actually works out.
the cow costume was great too:
Then there were some more dances, the last one calling all of us on stage to dance together.
After the show, we had to decide which boats we wanted to be in for rest of the trip, and to make it “fair” the solution was to make a quiz out of it. A question was asked and the first one to deliver the right answer could go up to the table with the lists of the 3 boats and write their name in one of them. Unfortunately, it wasn t all that fair since none of the taiwanese people actually spoke portuguese and so they didn t even understand the questions, much less answer them correctly, so at the end of the quiz the whole bunch of taiwaneses ended up on the one boat that still had free spaces (my boat)...so yeah. a lot of mandarin during that trip. I chose to be on the Jacaré, together with Carly, Wouter, Mahika, Kathrine and Ingrid, which turned out to be the best decision ever, because that one was the new boat they had just built and that was way better than the other two. I was also the first one to put my name on the list of that boat, because I was the 4th person to give the rigt answer to a question (which animal is depicted on the 50 R$ bill? - a Jaguar)
We finally went to bed and I slept really well that night.
Amazônia - dia 3
10.04.2017
We got up very early that morning to have breakfast at 7:30 and then walk to a waterfall close to the hotel.
The waterfall was pretty big, loud and wild, and the water was white and foamy but turned black as it calmed down at the foot of the fall and flowed away at a fast pace...
There was a plank over the water that we could jump from, and the water was really cold, the current really strong, and there were leaves and twigs underfoot. But it was fun nonetheless.
At ca. 9:30 we returned to the hotel and has 1 hour to pack our stuff and stow it in the bus. We drove back to Manaus where we arrived at noon and loaded our suitcases off the bus and onto our chosen ships. And just like this, the best part of the trip began...
We were all blown away by the ships. The ship I chose to be on (Jacaré) was the newest of the fleet and it really was great: on the first level it had 3 showers and 3 toilets, 4 sinks and an area to put the suitcases (that was not the optimal solution; since the suitcases just lay side by side on the floor in the middle of the deck, it was very difficult to get stuff out of them if yours was in the middle of the pulk...which mine was. Had a little trouble with this for the duration of the trip.) On the upstairs deck there were comfy chairs along the sides of the ship and matresses on the floor. Also power outlets and a stereo system we could connect our phones to via bluetooth, and a chest full of books about the amazon and cardgames. it was a dream.
Right after boarding our ships, we went to have lunch on the “Food boat” (?) a fourth boat that traveled with us and where we would have all our meals on. The food was great, and my boat + half of the other boat were the first ones to eat.
the Jacaré:
We passed the Manaus bridge about 2 hours later, and everyone made a wish when we passed under it:
Shortly after that, we reached the point where the two rivers Rio Negro and Rio Solimoes join to form one big river, the Amazon river. Since the rivers have very different kinds of water, the water doesn t mix instantly but flowes side by side for almost 14 kilometres until it finally melts into a consistent, uniform color. It is an amazing sight:
At the joining point the two waters flow into each other a little bit, forming eddies and spots, but they do not really mix. That is due to the fact that the rio solimoes comes out of the andes mountains, bringing lots of mud and minerals with it, which give it its light, brown color but also make these waters way heavier than the acid black waters of rio negro. The rio Solimoes has a percentage of as much as 95% of minerals in it, while the rio Negro only has about 5%, which makes it a lot lighter. That is the reason why the two refuse to mix for such a long time.
I did not take the following photos, but they are way better than anything I took personally:
We did not stay for very long, but drove a bit farther down the river and then got in smaller, motorized canoes that brought us to a place where we could see the biggest water lillies in the world. I had only ever seen them in botanical gardens and looking at them here, at their place of origin, made them all the more impressive.
This picture is upside down but it looks very artistic.
These lillies are just roots in the ground during the dry time of the year, but when it starts to rain stronger and the river floods the area, they start growing. they are usually found in places where the water is between 4 and 6 metres deep, and then it goes back down and the place dries out again, the big leaves rot away until only the root is left, waiting for the next flood to come.
In the evening, the boats turned back the way we came from and we passed the bridge by night:
We had dinner and ten received our hammocks. there were different ones to choose from and just as it had been done with the boats, we had to answer questions as fast as possible and the fastest one each round could pick the next hammock. I got one in the Brazilian colors.
Then, we hung them up and went to sleep as night fell over the biggest forest in the world...
Amazonia - dia 4
I woke up at 7 in the morning to the sound of life. Insects, Birds, mammals, everything was awake and making noise. After breakfast we went to visit an indeginous village, where a tribe invited tourists to see their way of life...I am generally not a friend of this kind of stuff as it shows just how much the western lifestyle and capitalism has corrupted these people who have lived in harmony with nature for so long.
We arrived and were led into the main hall, the largest building:
We all sat on benches at the long sides of the hut and watched a presentation of different traditional dances. I felt like an intruder all the way through.
We then were invited to dance with the dancers:
When it was over we could visit the rest of the village, see how the people live and what they eat. There were a few children and everyone took photos with them; it made me feel very uneasy...those kids were simply used as photo props....before everyone took a photo I had already taken one with one of the little girls, who was very interested in my collection of bracelets on my wrists and asked if she could have one. I gave her one that was easy to take off:
(Yes, it was very warm and I was basically bathed in sweat...she wasn t at all.)
For a small amount of money we could also let our faces be painted with traditional patterns and colors of the tribe but I was one of the few who didn t do it because I felt like appropriating their culture by wearing their symbols...It felt wrong to have the display of someone elses’ culture on my skin, especially since I know so little about it.
In another hut, we could see the women make Tapioca pancakes and dried fish; there was also a big pot filled with grilled ants and whoever wanted could eat them. They taste like popcorn but a little bit nasty at the endnote.
in the living huts were normal beds, laptops, Plastic chairs etc. and the village had a WIFI. I wasn t surprised at all but many of the other exchangestudents were; they felt cheated on since they throught those people lived completely untouched by civilization but like...isn t it absolutey clear that when a tribe willingly opens its village to let rich white western-worldler trample through it, its’ people want the advantages of that world, too? It is an exchange, not one-sided. I was actually surprised how many of the others didn t know that.
Back on the boat we had lunch and then took motorized kanoes to see the largest species of tree in the amazon:
To get to the tree we drove through a part of the forest that, during dry periods, would be well, forest, and not river.
Our guide explained to us that, even though some of these trees stay under water for a full 6 months every year, they do not drown like that little flower on your window sill that you wanted to do a favor by giving it extra water which killed it. instead, these trees have evolved to “breathe” underwater by getting everything they need to survive through their deep-reaching roots.
When we got back from the small trip we wanted to go swimming, but the weather wasn t good, it looked like there would be a thunderstorm, so we couldn t enter until it had cleared up a bit.
When we stepped outside on the deck, I realized that everyones hair was sticking up. The air was electrically loaded and it looked really funny:
When one stepped back under the roof, the hair immediately fell back down. it was pretty weird.
after another half hour we could finally enter the water and for the first time swim in the Rio Negro. It felt weird and unlike any other water I have swum in before. There were so many different small currents that brought warm and cold water that your feet could be in ice cold water, your stomach was lukewarm and your outstreched hands were cool...there were so many layers of water with so many different temperatures that it was a little confusing at first. Also, the water was pitchblack. I borrowed Wouters Goggles and tried to dive but there was nothing than yawning darkness only centimetres under the surface. I couldn t even see my feet when I was treading waterand looking down. It was that black.
In the evening after sunset we got on the canoes again to try and catch caimans. It took a long time until we found one but when we did our guide simply reached down and grabbed the reptile like it was nothing...we were all very impressed. We learned a bit about these animals, that they can get up to 3 metres long and live up to 70 years for example. They mostly eat fish but when they are born, they themselves serve as food for just about everyone - it s like with the baby seaturtles. only about 1% of all the babies in a nest survives the trip from the nest to the water, and in the water the piranhas are already waiting.
We then took photos with the caiman and let it go again
(all the 4 photos I have of me and the animal are grainy and terrible)
We went back to the boat, had dinner and went to bed.
Here s a bonus picture of Jorge with our boat Mascot, Alan the Alligator:
Amazônia - dia 5
12.04.2017
Woke up with the sun shining in my face..cannot remember the last time that happened.
After breakfast we went to visit a small farm on the river banks that grew all kinds of exotic fruits and vegetables, mostly Manjok and Acaí:
This is the first Pineapple I have ever seen growing in the wild.
Our first stop was an Manjok field, which was interesting since I had never actually seen a whole Manjok plant:
We saw how Farofa and Tapioca were made in manual labour, and could make our own Tapioca pancakes if we wanted to
When we were done with thath, we visited an Acai Palm tree, looked at the fruit and some of my group tried to climb the tree like the workers at the plantage to harvest the berries:
At the end of the visit everyone got a cup of freshly pressed, cooled, pure Acai...it tastes quite good, the earthy taste is way stronger than in the icecream you can buy everywhere..(We could add Banana and Tapioca flakes to it)
Back on the boat we had leisure time and I went kajaking for the first time in my life. I quite liked it.
After lunch we went to a village at the river banks to meet the people who lived there. first, we visited a school to talk about ourselves and listen to students telling us about their own daily school lives. Many of them are from other villages and come to school by boat every morning. 2 years ago, Belo Brasil together with Rotary sponsored the school aircondition for the classrooms, which was very necessary since we in the unaclimatized assembly room sweated like pigs at 98% humidity and 35 degree Celsius. My face says it all:
One girl of our group actually passed out from the heat in that room.
Here s the outside of the school:
The assembly room:
A classroom:
After our meeting with the schoolchildren we could play football against the children of the village or learn how to handcraft with amazonian seeds. Shortly before we left the school a short but strong rain hit and after it was over (after 10 minutes) the ground was swimming; mud everywhere. the football game became a mudfight.
This church here was used in a famous brazilian novella and the two main actors actually married there so now it s pretty famous itself:
At around 6pm it started to get dark and so we said good-bye to the village and got back on our ships. The rest of the evening we spent together on all 4 boats, exchanging pins and talking. Another amazing and eye-opening day came to an end.
Amazônia - dia 6
13.04.2017
I got up at 5:30 to see the sunrise after I had missed it the last 4 days in a row, but had to find out that the sun only rises at around 6...and when it did that day, it was too cloudy to get really good photos...but I still got some nice pictures out of it
The others also had to get up at around 6 because we went Piranha-fishing first thing in the morning. It was quite unsuccessful though, for all the groups. very few people actually caught piranhas and the only one who caught one in our group was our guide.
When we returned to the boat after 1 1/2 hours fruitless fishing we had breakfast, which luckily didnt depend on our fishing skills (we didn t have piranha for breakfast).
After that, we drove to a house boat, a small floating island on which 3 brothers lived and made their money working with tourists, showing them the wonders of the Amazonian fauna. They explained to us that they had been living here for years already, long before they discovered the lucrative tourism buisness. They had been living on this river that they shared with the 2 species of freshwater dolphins found in the Amazon, the pink and the grey Boto, and with time a relationship between the humans and the dolphins had formed, as the men realized that the Botos were curious and would come to them when lured with fish. They trained them to come and expect food whenever they hit the surface of the river and moved the water...now the men make their money this way, calling the free living Botos to show them to the visitors. On this small wooden island, one of my greatest dreams came true: I swam with dolphins.
They are nothing like the saltwater dolphins and, quite frankly, they are a little weird to look at. their eyes are nothing more than tiny grey dot since the water of the Rio Negro is so utterly black that nothing that lives in it actually needs eyes. like all dolpins the Botos communicate and navigate with Echolot. of all cetacea they are the most flexible, as they often need to make their way through flooded florest rather than open river. They can even swim backwards.
They are impressive animals and their skin feels soft and rubbery. They are pretty big when you are right next to them and when they turn and swirl and jump out of the water to get the fish the guide holds in his hand you can feel the power in their muscular bodies.
There exists a legend among the indeginous tribes that male Botos are able to turn into human men on full moon nights, often wearing a hat to cover the Blowhole, and then proceed to go into the villages and seduce young women...sometimes, when a woman is pregnant, this legend is used to explain her pregnancy instead of considering that she cheated on her husband or had premarital sex; in that case, the Boto is the accepted and registered father of the child.
Then, we met the biggest freshwater fish on earth, the Pirarucu. They had some specimen in a cage in the middle of their boat, consisting of woodden planks that stood apart far enough to let fresh water enter but not so far that the giant fish could escape. They were gigantic. we had to lure them to the surface with dead fish on fishing rods, and when they snatched the fish the rod almost flew out of peoples’ hands. These fish can grow up to 3 metres in lengghth and they are strong
Back on the ship we had freetime until lunch and I played Jungle Speed with about 10 other people, it was funny. Then I took a nap.
After lunch we went to find the cutest animal of the amazonian rainforest, the sloth. We found 2.
They really are super cute, their movements are slow, they even blink super slowly. And they are soft.
After that experience we went to a village where an anaconda lived. since these animals are pretty dangerous and also mostly night active, it s difficult and dangerous to try and catch a wild one so we went to a place that had a 7 meter long Sucurí to take photos with.
I have ad many snakes around my neck at different locations but this one was the biggest and heaviest by far, and when it lay around my shoulders it flexed and moved a lot, which made me VERY uneasy. Snakes are basically sacks of skin filled with nothing but muscles and they are strong.
just imagine this thing coming at you. they are very slow on land but super fast in the water.
Back on the boat we went swimming and rode on one of those bananas that get dragged behind a boat at high speed, only that ours was a hot dog.
In the evening, all 4 boats docked together in the middle of the river, side by side, and we could visit the other people. we exchanged pins and played games until 22:00. What an amazing day!