𝓅𝒾𝑔 𝓂𝒶𝓃

I love king candy, and i WILL protect and serve for Annie.

[lardass999]

intra post...

HI! i like things and posting about things!

things i like: preschool shows, peppa pig, vocaloid, ppgg (older seasons), annoying orange, cars, WIR, water, Mexican food, touhou, dvds and much much more...

MINOR!! do not be fucking weird. or else.

dni: pedos, racist (doesn't matter if I'm white, fuck off.), homophobes, ableist, and other bad things

also i'm kinda in the middle of my gender, so call me literally anything

oh, also i am the IRL equivalent to len kagamine from vocaloid

[stargirlliv]

My favorite thing in older animated family movies is sexy characters that genuinely have no reason to be there. I'm talking to you miss open reel tape recorder. Have some decorum

[stargirlliv]

Beautiful humanized fanart I found in case you were wondering what the sexy tape recorder from The Brave Little Toaster looked like as human. You know just a common thought

[lardass999]

Ive been starting to be more bisexual recently-

[lardass999]

TRUE annoying orange fans don't ask to torture pear..

they ask for orange to make out with pear in the next ask orange

(daneboe is making it canon tomorrow guys trust)

[lardass999]

it's 2:00 am on a thursday

And I'm listening to lil' kim while playing roblox... the cd was also stolen from my sister's room

edit: NO LONGER PLAYING ROBLOX BC I WAS LITERALLY TRYING TO PLAY GACHA ONLINE AND I GOT FUCKING FLASHED BY THE CHARACTER I MADE

[lardass999]

fucking gill

[luneraboo-deactivated20250204]

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

[liyplayz]

Absolutely. MAPs and pedophiles are NOT allowed on my page. I may be turning 18 soon but this will NEVER be tolerated.

[gerydabirb]

Kill all pedophiles and MAPs!

[smartdreamer]

Perish all pedophiles and MAPs into non-existence!

[number-1-spud-fan]

[lardass999]

FUCKING DIE ALREADY

yumyum may be a bully, but at least he doesn't like kids

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[stixy]

My mans

[vampcubus]

FUCK GIMME- *grabby hans*

[cavern-raccoon]

Hand it OVER

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

NOPE NOT RISKING ANYTHING O’ GREAT DUCK OF CREATIVITY

[gigglygamer]

Creatividuck has returned!!!

[jessy-jester-deactivated2023061]

CREATIVITY DUCK!! Not willing to risk it! Bless us!😂

[onecupofsugar]

I AIN’T RISKING IT

LET THERE BE CREATIVITY DUCKS EVERYWHERE

[rotteneggssuck]

AHHHHH PLEASE CREATIVITY DUCK! ALL I DRAW RIGHT NOW IS AMONGUS!! I CANT DO THIS ANY MORE

[lardass999]

PLEASEEEE

[lardass999]

I BEAT THE FUCKING FIRST LEVEL

[colorfullaudino]

guess what @elder-sister @eway

I got someone into puyo puyo ( @lardass999 ) I'm so proud

[lardass999]

the best artist on tumblr just fed us some PEAAKKKK

[lardass999]

where is lemres

where and how do i get to play as lemres.

[theyumeplanet]

f/o drinking a juice box with a very serious look on their face

[lardass999]

this is something caine WOULD probably do

[imaginary-selfships]

Imagine you and your f/o on a roadtrip.

Your f/o tried to kiss you but they didn't look on the road-

OH SHIT, THE ROAD, THE ROAD!!

OH!!

And they keep crashing the car and both of you are screaming.

After the crash, you lost your limbs and then you and your f/o were holdaped and the holdaper stabbed your f/o in the chest.

Never pull this date ever again.

(💖✨: For reference, here's what this imagine is based of, I'm sorry)

proship/darkship dni!

divider credits: @sisterlucifergraphics

[lardass999]

literally

[inpixelhaze]

Selfship imagine: coming in from the cold and shoving your cold hands under your f/os shirt asn they go "AAAUAUAHAHHHGGGG"

[lardass999]

what a dream....

[sweets-selfships]

reblog if you wanna get your f/os in your dreams....pleases......one dream....

[lardass999]

i already have them lmao

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 22

Poseidon (Epic The Musical)

Dyle Timesly

Voting ended onJun 15

Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator

[lardass999]

LET DYLE WIN PLEASEEEE

[shu-todoroki]

hi! just a question, but do you have any headcanons for the cars characters? like shu todoroki?

Heya! yess ofcourse, I do have a headcanon for Shu Todoroki! :D He is in relationship with Raoul, since Shu is gay ofcourse, and from time to time, the two of them end up meeting in various places! Sometimes Raoul visits Shu in japan and spend time together there and have some fun driving around and talking about eachother's lives, and some other times, they even get to meet in France! Although when Raoul takes Shu offroading, Shu isn't always too happy having to drive on the dirt where he dosen't have as much traction 😅 but still enjoys spending time with his partner nonetheless. And when the two of them meet during the halloween season, Raoul loves to pretend to be a vampire and scare the life out of Shu, who always somehow manages to get spooked by Raoul, though Shu tries to shrug it off, it dosen't really work since he still shows his true emotions despite what everyone else thinks! XD

[lardass999]

your hcs are so cool!

[lardass999]

sum art i did