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I love king candy, and i WILL protect and serve for Annie.

[lardass999]

intra post...

HI! i like things and posting about things!

things i like: preschool shows, peppa pig, vocaloid, ppgg (older seasons), annoying orange, cars, WIR, water, Mexican food, touhou, dvds and much much more...

not saying my age, not even HINTING at it.

dni: pedos, racist (doesn't matter if I'm white, fuck off.), homophobes, ableist, and other bad things

also i'm kinda in the middle of my gender, so call me literally anything

oh, also i am the IRL equivalent to len kagamine from vocaloid

[lardass999]

sorry..

I'm truly and utterly sorry for what i said last night, like omg I'm literally so SO sorry for that like omgomgomg why is he so hot in that image tho like omggggg

[lardass999]

HSWOUIHDAUHDEGHDCSGH

OMG I FOUND THIS IMAGE ON CEDRIC'S WIKIPAGE AND IT'S SUPER DUPER HOT HOW HAVE I NEVER FOUND IT HE LOOKS SO HOT OMGOMGOMG I WANT HIM TO LITERALLY DO ANYTHING TO ME OMGOMGOMG AUGHGHGHGHGHHHHH

[lardass999]

korosensei fireworks 🤤

[lardass999]

today i am going to watch assassination classroom!

i will reblog what i think after i finish the first episode!

I'm doing this for him ^

[lardass999]

lucky bitch (ik he's a dude but i thought he was a girl)

oh but i really enjoyed it! I'll probably watch more later

[lardass999]

today i am going to watch assassination classroom!

i will reblog what i think after i finish the first episode!

I'm doing this for him ^

[lardass999]

made faust-san in pony town

he's the cutest, sexiest and hottest guilty gear character ever!

and he's nine feet tall //u//w//u//

[scoutsbiggestfan]

hey you with a villain/criminal f/o. seeing them on tv or a newspaper or whatever and being like "yeah thats my partner :) my guy :) they did that :)"

[lardass999]

hmmnnn sounds a lot like a certain puppy boy i know.... i just cannot put my finger on it!

[freeroam]

miserable people: selfshipping is so lame and unhealthy and bad !!!1!!1!!

selfshippers:

(that’s you and your f/o. btw)

[lardass999]

[lardass999]

I FUCKING HATE BAIKEN

DISRESPECTING MY SWEET CUTIE PATOOTIE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE! AND I ACTUALLY LIKED HER DESIGN

LOOK AT HOW SWEET HE IS BEING

I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME BC OF THIS FUCK YOU BAIKEN

[lardass999]

Cedric is MY passion fruit

LIKE FUCK MAN! I COULD GRAB HIS FUCKING WAIST WITH MY HAND FOR HOW TINY THAT THING IS! AND I'M ONLY A LITTLE JEALOUS HIS WAIST IS SMALLER THAN MINE! AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TITS! CAUSE FUCK I HATE THESE THINGS!

i wanted to be called wormy not that fucking bird :(

[utau-girls-askblog]

momo momone, what is ur opinions on Cedric the sorcerer pls tell me bc i need to know if others like shawty the way i love him

When i got home after i babysat yuki, i begged defoko to get us disney plus to watch the rest. Before i realized i could sail the 7 seas instead!

[lardass999]

lets just say... i love him in a.... very different way.... heheheh...

THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING!

[lardass999]

Bothers you

okay, Roland.

[rawpussycat]

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

[cup-of-lavender-tea]

I’m a cup of tea

[bloodxcults]

I like blood and cult aesthetics

[lardass999]

daddy pig is my favorite peppa pig/ppgg character

[lardass999]

i got an OG apple dumplin' doll :3

i luv her so muchhh she's literally my BABYYY

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

if your blog had a smell, what would it smell like?

[ancientevilbaby27]

answer! (0_o) (I’m wondering what my blog smells like)

@idia-draconia @d4rcyxh @vaguelyinsanelibrarian

[idia-draconia]

AWWW!!! TYSM FOR THE TAG TWINY!!! AND THE ANSWEAR ISSSS….IT SMELLS LIKE SUNFLOWERS,ROSES,THOSE BEAUTIFUL SWEETS FRESHLY BAKED (Trey mentioned here 😌🫰) AND SCENTED CANDLES TO PUT IN BATHROOMS AND AROUND THE HOUSE (LAVENDER IS MY FAVORITE)!!!

(And your smell too…..like lil flowers that have to bloom (* >ω<))

[avoyuki-avocado]

If my blog has a smell…it’s the smell of avocados…and sometimes cherry pies i guess since Ace Trappola lives in my blog

@idia-draconia if I would give a smell to your blog, it would be the smell of blue and green fire…maybe blueberry scented candles because Idia

Or msrshmallows in a open flame i guess

[idia-draconia]

AWWW!!! TYSM!! AND YOU’RE RIGHTTT!!! IDIA AND MALLEUS MENTIONEDDD!! AND BLUEBERRIES ARE MY SECOND FAVORITE FRUITS AFTER STRAWBERRIES!! 🥹🫶❤️❤️

And it’s true that your blogs smells like avocados and cherry pies XD BUT I would add the smell of the violets that reminds me of Yuki….so cuteeee!!🥹🫶ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ(o≧▽≦)ﾉ(* >ω<)

(Might as well invite the others now: @astralfool @atutysworld @marigoldendragon @malleusrighthorn @mary-lennox-1955 @deadkalwalking @deafeningdreamobservation @blueapplesposts @kalims-left-earing @sora-nakahara @inside-floyds-walls @floryd @gl0omyfae + FREE TAGS!!(o≧▽≦)ﾉ

[mary-lennox-1955]

Hmmmmmm, thanks for the tag.

I think my blog might smell like a warm day(like the smell of the sun) with a little bit of lysol and the grapefruit trader Joe’s candle.(the sun since my username is the main characters of the secret garden, lysol since i use it a bunch irl so it might seep into mu blog, and the candle because it’s nice and cozy)

@idia-draconia i would have to agree with avoyuki-avacado. A toasted marshmallo scent and maybe like the scent of candy and coffee(since idia and malleus give that vibe)

@caffeinated-chocolate @dethuio11 @fizzy-talkss @ficsarecool @starsndaggers @radio-sanistired +open tags!!!

[fizzy-talkss]

if my blog had a smell it would be like sugar, cake, lemonade, burritos, and Dunkin’ Donuts coffee

@mary-lennox-1955 I would say yours smells like hot chocolate, books, cookies, and cozy candles like lavender sandalwood!🫶

Taggshdj: @milymoon @moonlight-lunna @mitsubaisnormyname @spintwowin @ebi-heartsalltheway +open tags!!

[mitsubaisnormyname]

What an odd question…

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe Chocolate, old books, and cinnamon or nothing 😅😅😶

@radio-sanistired @randomassidlotidk @amaneyxgi @givemenoname

[givemey0urname]

turkish delights and gingerbread :3

@gbee333 @golden-kasper1215 @stories-i-guess aaaaand @dib-by

[gbee333]

DUDE THE TURKISH DELIGHTS ARE SO RIGHT ACTUALLY??

:3 it would be cool if my blog smelled like oranges, a very very faint smell of honey, and hibiscus flowers!

/nf tags @littlekiller823 @thefavoritechild @stardog144 @mute-doll @your-local-starstruck-dreamer + whoever else wants to join (mutual or not. :))

[tid3drift3r]

THAT SMELL RIGHT BEFORE IT RAINS AND ALSO YOUR AT THE COAST‼️‼️‼️

Gbee your blog smells like summer tangerines 👍 and also tree bark

@mintbecrazy @hardtobethebardbitch @mariyoursweetheart @alorekeeper + open tags loves <33

[alorekeeper]

a familiar scent in a location where it’s not supposed to be present

sift!! your blog to me feels like the ocean and also hints of ozone (like that before storms/lightning) :D

tags: @al-the-great, @narrative-bunny1864, @kingmackinac + open tags

[al-the-great]

Idk I feel like mine might smell like citrus and bread? Idk tho

Alore I feel like yours would be like a late summer night once the suns gone down and the stars are up, out in the bush away from light pollution and people. Like that really fresh night and wilderness smell?? Idk

No pressure tags @mossthewolfe @fish-nailed-to-a-cross @justobsessedwithvic @cheesesandwjch @milltheinfinity @illiteratesblog @le-dormeur-du-val @that-one-xachster @hermy-97 @ladyloss-blog @abyss-tea @pinealeye @pancake-of-death @nonbinary-akutagawa @sagehills @angst-fairy @oatmeal-33 @cecil-speaks @siameseshan @memostar-21 and open tags :3

[memostar-21]

hii! thanks for the tag!!!

i think mine smells like a breeze in autumn idk how to describe it 😅

and @al-the-great i think your blog smells like freshly baked cake or pie :3

@elester01 @crustyguybodylotion @ritoko-ren-kun @loudmicrowave @erasermic-enthusiast + open tags

[loudmicrowave]

thx for the taggg

Probably the smell of an orphanage burning down ngl

@jello-the-frog @stary-wolf @tae-st4rxr0cs

[stary-wolf]

I feel like it would have like lavender, citrus maybe, fresh rain & grass at night

@liv2draw @lardass999 @roxiefrogirl @thorns-thistles @th3-s0l4rsyst3m @oliversillyboi @vermillionblogheya

[lardass999]

idk, but i do feel like mine would smell like cherry blossoms, candy or bacon knowing the pink and pig theme

@colorfullaudino @bloodxcults @number-1-spud-fan

[lardass999]

What did you call forenzik to make him want to kill you

uhhhh.... fowenzik uwupuppyboy....