These are the things I use to deceive myself

HEADS UP: IF YOU LIKE MY POSTS I MIGHT LOOK THROUGH YR ACCT AND FOLLOW BC I WANT FRIENDS. I am disabled (autism, adhd, ocd, dyscalculia) and taken irl art comms open, dm for prices. PFP CHANGES A LOT. i post my irl name sometimes but do not call me that here, iowa, sea biscuit, and maggot only!

[bloodxcults]

╰┈➤ ** IOWA’s ɪɴᴛʀᴏ!** ꩜ .ᐟ

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➤ *Iowa/Sea Buiscuit/Maggot*

➤ *He/him/his (Tmale) / almondsexual*

➤ *11/23/08*

➤ *audhd + ocd + dyscalculia*

╰┈➤ *ʟɪᴋᴇ’s ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs* ꩜ .ᐟ

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➤ *ʟɪᴋᴇs* Hellboy!!!!! Metalocalypse, zoology, art, Team Fortress 2, writing, furry fandom, MLP:FiM, Left 4 Dead 2, cooking (especially steak and meat prep), self/yumeshipping, welding, Skyrim, metal, grunge, goats, horses, bison, cats, cows, Evil Dead (originals + Ash Vs), alterhuman stuff, science, marine biology, agere/littlespace, breaking bad, clinging to the past, Animal Jam, postal, jackass, httyd

➤ *ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs* most fruit, overwatch, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 (dont even bother with it guys), rigid inviduals, people who use "😭🙏💔💀🥀" completely unironically, marvel movies, mfs who dunk on ppl for being themselves

➤ *ʙᴏᴜɴᴅᴀʀɪᴇs* .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ DNI: proship/darkship, l*li/sh*ta, general assholeishness, sh/ed (if promoting fuck off, if documenting your healing you're good), nsfw (drawn/fake/sfx gore is good), chaser, terfs, zoo/map, jkr meatriders, tcc, pro/anti contact paras (you're still fucking gross)

➤ *ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀs* any mentions of animal ab*se/cruelty, mentions of C/A, mentions of cruelty towards women, mpreg/omegaverse (dont ask and dont laugh at me /srs), needles, trypophobia (specifically on flesh-like textures, I can't even look at the white spots on strawberries)

╰┈➤* ᴅᴍ’s* ꩜ .ᐟ 「CLOSED UNLESS I KNOW YOU」

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➤ (ᴍᴜsɪᴄ!!!)

Mudvayne, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Korn, Cattle Decapitation, De La Sol, Gorillaz, 5FDP, PM5K, Death Grips, Alestorm, Rumahoy, Dethklok, Breaking Benjamin, Jonathan Coulton, Jack Stauber, Beastie Boys, Ayesha Erotica, Dethklok, Mushroom Head, ICP, Hozier, Pantera, Hatsune Miku (idc for anime at all (EXCEPT anime movies) but boy do i like me some Miku), Three Days Grace, A Perfect Circle, Ghost (idk the lore at all, I just like Terzo), Limp Bizkit, Munincipal Waste, Rory In Early 20s, Machine Girl, Hatebreed, System of a Down, Purple Mountains, Gizmo, Rob Zombie

Third image by @cherrylimesicle !!!! Rest made by me <3

I'm a non-sharing yumeshipper with Hellboy and Abe!! We can still be mutuals and doubles ofc but id just rather not see it (ie intentionally sending me drawings, writing, being rude, etc) :3

[bloodxcults]

AWESOME SAUCE SEA BISCUIT FACT:

My user is inspired by Cormac McCarthy's The Road

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

Beatboxing puppy with lesbian border

[unteriors]

Mossman Avenue, Point Pleasant, West Virginia.

[hater007]

acrylic on canvas, took creative liberties

[bloodxcults]

Okay, quick thing im writing on the spot bc i saw an f/o imagine i rlly liked earlier

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♱ What's goin' on?: I kiss Abe who is very touched starved

♱ What kind of story?: PURE FLUFF!

♱ Self indulgent or for everyone?: completely self indulgent.

♱ Content Warnings?: None that I can think of!

♱ POV?: Mine!

♱ Reccomended listening?:

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I don't know why I was so surprised by Abe's eagerness at my offer. Much like me, he wasn't very good at connecting with others (which is probably why him and I connected so well, ironically enough), let alone engaging in physical affection.

I can feel his lips press against mine, moving gently as his hands go to cradle my face. I can feel his normally‐cool body heating up rapidly through his shirt when my arms wrap around his waist.

Abe pulls away after a second, nearly panting like a trout that had been pulled away from the water. His eyes are wide and shimmering like sapphires as he looks down at me. I can see the gratitude and affection on his face. His hands remain welded to my head.

"Was... Was that good for you, Mick?" He stammers. "I hope it was good for you, because it was great for me–"

"I- It was good, Abe," I can only smile at him.

"Good."

He stands silently for a moment, contemplating his next question like it was going to be his last.

"Mick... May I kiss you more?"

I nod in response, a pleasant heat rising to my face when he presses a quick peck onto my forehead before moving to my cheeks and laying a few onto my neck. I hear him whisper to himself. I can't make it out but it makes me swoon just a little bit more.

Abe kissed my lips again, a little more controlled than before. He pulls away.

"You... You're too sweet for me, Mick."

Ok be honest was that a certified hood classic or certified BUTT.

Art by @bun-cakes.bsky.social!!!

[bloodxcults]

I have become entirely too autistic, queer, and WEIRD.

Thanks @maxjirai and @unklaremm :3

You two are liable for if I ever forcibly gain control of Dark Horse /vpos

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[tumbalendar]

Happy Birthday Tumblr Code!

[unklaremm]

Blood and Iron Hellboy stamps and blinkies for @bloodxcults !!

Templates used

[bloodxcults]

MORGAN MOMENT WHAAAAT

Suggestive warning for last image

Shes a nephilim (and a mom) in my Hellboy au soooo thats why she has wings in one of them. Her body is similar to my own so thats why i draw her the way i do. 'Cept i'm fatter /silly /pos

@lyricamaxing

4th image: the little dude running towards men who arent good for him is dude!me

[dusty-tails]

Dumbass thing from the doodle sheet today

[wifegideonnav]

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

[blvkvholic]

[jenjenthevirgo]

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[unteriors]

Paterson Road, Bolwarra (Maitland), New South Wales.

[mrs-goemio]

Your f/o doesn’t wish you were better at masking. They don’t wish you acted “more normal” or blended in more with everyone else. They know that sometimes you stand out without meaning to, and that it can leave you feeling awkward or like everyone is judging you. But when they look at you, they don’t see someone who needs to change. They see someone who’s genuine, lovable, and worth being proud of. They’ll always be happy to stand beside you, hold you close, and love you exactly as you are…never asking you to become anyone else.

[q4martheleastwise]

real footage of me trying to understand Gorillaz lore

i've been reading their fandom page and it's fascinating but WOW

"fnaf lore is so complicated" bro have u seen gorillaz lore

[bloodxcults]

I look way for 3 seconds after phase 4 and now i cant understand shit

[bloodxcults]

I reported a r4dqu33r group. I hope these sick fucking freaks get hit by a fucking bus. I dont have ANY empathy for people who want to normalize inc3st, p3doph1lia, or z00ph1li4. You're all sick fucking cunts who need help or a fucking lobotomy. Or to just d1e. Yeah, empathy struggles are showing BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

Anti contact? I DON'T FUCKING CARE!

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖